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[BellyFat Laklikakaka]

My name is Bella Wexon Laklika, My church is Gospel Light Baptist Church, My favourite bible verse is Genesis 19:2, which is: And he said, Behold now, my lords, turn in, I pray you, into your servant's house, and tarry all night, and wash your feet, and ye shall rise up early, and go on your ways. And they said, Nay; but we will abide in the street all night. And that is from the KJV. I came to find Jesus after one of my Jesus-loving friends had a wedding in a church and invited me. After he wedding I started going to church regularly and I accepted Jesus into my heart.

[WWJDnow]

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Hello Sister Bella, and welcome to God's Favorite Church(TM). Now that was a most worthy introduction!

[James Hutchins]

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Welcome madam. How many sons have you produced from your wide hips for Jesus?

[Mary Etheldreda]

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Hello dear, and welcome! I can't wait to chat with you about homeschooling and the challenges of raising children! We mothers do have to be so clever these days against the rising influence of sin and debauchery. Please do share with us how you teach your children to Spot the Sinner!

[Dennis Lukes]

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Glory! Another sheave brought in for Jesus! Unlike most people I meet, you don't give off more than a few red flags labelled "SINNER!" On that note--Laklika? What is your husband's ethnicity? Greek? Basque? Hawaiian? God may know everything about you (Job 34:21), but we like to know what we're dealing with.


Welcome!

[BellyFat Laklikakaka]

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Welcome madam. How many sons have you produced from your wide hips for Jesus?

Four! I've never had any daughters, only sons!

[BellyFat Laklikakaka]

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On that note--Laklika? What is your husband's ethnicity? Greek? Basque? Hawaiian? God may know everything about you (Job 34:21), but we like to know what we're dealing with.


Welcome!

My husband is a born-and-bred American and so am I, but we moved to Canada to escape the sinful rule of Joe Biden, who will most certainly pollute our family with sin.

[BellyFat Laklikakaka]

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Please do share with us how you teach your children to Spot the Sinner!

Well, I have a few tricks up my sleeves. First, I only let them make friends with godly children from church. I tell them, If you see a woman out on the street not dressed modestly, she is a sinner and needs to be saved. If you see two members of the same sex getting a little too close, they are sinners and need to be saved. If they are out and about on Sunday mornings, they most Definitelyare Not Good and will go to . If they do not tithe 90% of heir wealth at least, they are sinners and need to be saved. these are just some of the things I tell my sons to watch out for.

[Isabella White]

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My name is Bella Wexon Laklika, My church is Gospel Light Baptist Church, My favourite bible verse is Genesis 19:2, which is: And he said, Behold now, my lords, turn in, I pray you, into your servant's house, and tarry all night, and wash your feet, and ye shall rise up early, and go on your ways. And they said, Nay; but we will abide in the street all night. And that is from the KJV. I came to find Jesus after one of my Jesus-loving friends had a wedding in a church and invited me. After he wedding I started going to church regularly and I accepted Jesus into my heart.

My husband is a born-and-bred American and so am I, but we moved to Canada to escape the sinful rule of Joe Biden, who will most certainly pollute our family with sin.

Well, hello to you, dear Mrs. Bella, and to : .

We are delighted that you have found us, in our little part of the vast interwebs galaxy. I do thank you for your well-written, polite introductory message -- which is simply fascinating. Although (and I so hope you won't mind my asking), why on Earth did you move to ish Canada? Surely, you must have known, prior to your move, that their Prime Minister is a sinful Cathyolick, and one that will do anything to get the votes of the people, even if that includes welcoming sin? You will see what I mean in the attached photo. It is my hope that living in such debauchery will not interfere with your role of motherhood when you are caring for your dear children.

Proverbs 31:15 "She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat to her household, and a portion to her maidens."
May richly bless you, Dear, as you study the glorious with us, here at .

[BellyFat Laklikakaka]

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Well, hello to you, dear Mrs. Bella, and to : .

We are delighted that you have found us, in our little part of the vast interwebs galaxy. I do thank you for your well-written, polite introductory message -- which is simply fascinating. Although (and I so hope you won't mind my asking), why on Earth did you move to ish Canada? Surely, you must have known, prior to your move, that their Prime Minister is a sinful Cathyolick, and one that will do anything to get the votes of the people, even if that includes welcoming sin? You will see what I mean in the attached photo. It is my hope that living in such debauchery will not interfere with your role of motherhood when you are caring for your dear children.

Proverbs 31:15 "She riseth also while it is yet night, and giveth meat to her household, and a portion to her maidens."
May richly bless you, Dear, as you study the glorious with us, here at .

Oh my! I was unaware as my husband makes the decisions around here! I don't think we can stay here, our sons will become polluted with sin! I will go speak to my husband at once. I cannot believe the prime minister is a homo!

[James Hutchins]

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Four! I've never had any daughters, only sons!

Congratulations, your husband must be happy he has not been completely cursed. I've been damned with some daughters, I believe. Mostly sons though.
I'd like to meet your husband. A man with a gridded loin is the sort I like to kneel and pray with.

[BellyFat Laklikakaka]

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Congratulations, your husband must be happy he has not been completely cursed. I've been damned with some daughters, I believe. Mostly sons though.
I'd like to meet your husband. A man with a gridded loin is the sort I like to kneel and pray with.

Yes, though not for long, unfortunately. I am pregnant with a girl. What should I do?

[BellyFat Laklikakaka]

Help!

I am pregnant with a girl and and I do not know what to do! Raising a daughter is comparable to raising a sinful explosive, who could go out and be a slut at any moment! Please give me some advice.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

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Yes, though not for long, unfortunately. I am pregnant with a girl.

How on earth do you know that it's a girl?

[Isabella White]

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Oh my! I was unaware as my husband makes the decisions around here! I don't think we can stay here, our sons will become polluted with sin! I will go speak to my husband at once. I cannot believe the prime minister is a homo!

Oh, yes indeed, dear Mrs. Bella -- the sooner you move from Canada, then the better it shall be for you, your husband and your family. Why, if you remember the account of Lot and the circumstances in Sodom & Gomorrha, then I think you will agree -- most readily -- that living in a place of sin is the last place you should be.

Jude 1:7 "Even as Sodom and Gomorrah, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire."

I'm sure you will feel much better when you know that your kiddies will be raised in a nation that does not condone such evil, disgusting activity. I mean, you wouldn't want them having to look at this icky sort of thing, (day in and day out) would you, Dear?