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  • Isabella White
    True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
     
    • Mar 2019
    • 4379

    #16
    Re: Hello All!

    Originally posted by Bella Wexon Laklika View Post
    Yes, though not for long, unfortunately. I am pregnant with a girl. What should I do?
    Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
    How on earth do you know that it's a girl?
    Oh, dear. Mrs. Bella, like our beloved Sister Joanna has so keenly noted, one wonders how you know that your next child will be a girl. Surely to goodness, you're not seeking the advice of a clairvoyant, are you? If so, I must urge you to never again solicit the services of a fortune teller, a soothsayer, a medium, a mind reader, a palmist, a crystal gazer, a seer, an oracle, a witch, a telepathist, a psychic, a visionary, or anybody who examines your expired Earl Grey leaves. Such activity is forbidden by the Almighty, and failure to comply with very clear orders shall not go unnoticed!

    Leviticus 19:31 "Regard not them that have familiar spirits, neither seek after wizards, to be defiled by them: I am the your ."

    Leviticus 20:27 "A man also or woman that hath a familiar spirit, or that is a wizard, shall surely be put to death: they shall stone them with stones: their blood shall be upon them."

    (Mrs.) Isabella White

    Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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    • MitzaLizalor
      Completely CRAZY for the Lord
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2010
      • 14656

      #17
      Re: Hello All!

      Originally posted by Bella Wexon Laklika View Post
      My name is Bella Wexon Laklika, My church is Gospel Ligh Baptist Church, My favourite Bible verse is Genesis 19:2, which is: And he said, Behold now, my lords, turn in, I pray you, into your servant's house, and tarry all night, and wash your feet, and ye shall rise up early, and go on your ways. And they said, Nay; but we will abide in the street all night. And that is from the KJV. I came to find Jesus after one of my Jesus-loving friends had a wedding in a church and invited me. After he wedding I started going to church regularly and I accepted Jesus into my heart.
      Hello Welcome to the forum.

      Thinking how lucky it was your friend was a Baptist rather than, say, a Unitarian or a Zen. But then I reflected that God knew whether you'd been predestinated unto adoption by Jesus to himself, not just within your own lifetime but when He laid the foundations of the world itself.
      Ephesians 1:3-6 Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ, who hath blessed us with all spiritual blessings in heavenly places in Christ: according as he hath chosen us in him before the foundation of the world, that we should be holy and without blame before him in love: having predestinated us unto the adoption of children by Jesus Christ to himself, according to the good pleasure of his will, to the praise of the glory of his grace, wherein he hath made us accepted in the beloved.

      There are unbelievers out there whose friends invited them to a ceremony where the message of Christ was not taught; perhaps they listened to the message and are now Hindus or moon worshippers? God knew that would happen but not having predestinated them to adoption by Christ to Himself, it didn't make much difference what sort of heathen they started out as or wound up converting to.

      Other passages approach God's understanding of what Salvation means in different ways, appropriate for different situations, but at no time contradicting His words in Ephesians. Neither will they support the idea of a changing God, one whose standards were one thing for Abraham, something else for Moses, completely different for Jonah Job & Joshua but utterly reimagined for Jesus and/or Martin Luther. They were all in different circumstances, obviously, and God's ministry would be appropriate for that place and time. For example in Luther's Germany there was no need for manna or a pillar of fire by night. That doesn't mean God has turned into someone who "can't do manna" or for whom "pillars of fire are not a thing." Quite the reverse: it's His nature not to change just as when He was laying the foundations of the world He knew when and where manna and fire pillars would be required, all about Job and the necessary magnitude of Christ's suffering, right down to which weddings in which Churches would lead a sinner to Him.

      Then I understood, no, it wasn't luck at all.

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      • MitzaLizalor
        Completely CRAZY for the Lord
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2010
        • 14656

        #18
        Re: Help!

        Originally posted by Bella Wexon Laklika View Post
        Please give me some advice.
        Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22380

          #19
          Re: Help!

          Originally posted by Bella Wexon Laklika View Post
          Please give me some advice.
          Ask your husband to take away your Internet privilege's. You clearly lack the brain capacity to do anything more complicated than cleaning toilets.
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • James Hutchins
            True Christian™
            Just a Regular Nice Guy
             
            • Jun 2009
            • 29457

            #20
            Re: Hello All!

            Perhaps I am just a simple man (though I doubt it) but didn't you claim to be the purveyor of all male children? Are they swapping genders?
            When the midwife would tell my wife, Mrs. Hutchins she was with female child, I'd take her out to the barn and let the mule kick the baby into a male.
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • BellyFat Laklikakaka
              Unsaved trash
              • Feb 2021
              • 12

              #21
              Re: Hello All!

              I an 23 weeks pregnant, and we got an ultrasound, the child is a female. To answer James, my children aren't some trans homo hellbound gender-swappers. I am just seeking prayer advice on how to deal with this news.

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              • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                 
                • Jul 2014
                • 8455

                #22
                Re: Hello All!

                Originally posted by Bella Wexon Laklika View Post
                I an 23 weeks pregnant, and we got an ultrasound, the child is a female.
                Why did you do that? Can you be 100% sure that exposure to the death rays is not what turned the child female?

                As to how to deal with the news, the answer to this question (and all others) is prayer. And look on the bright side. I have found that a single female child can be helpful in domestic matters and, if non-retarded, can assist in the schooling of her younger brothers. More than one would be a curse, though.
                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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                • Isabella White
                  True Christian™ Icon of Feminine Virtue
                   
                  • Mar 2019
                  • 4379

                  #23
                  Re: Hello All!

                  Originally posted by Joanna Lytton-Vasey View Post
                  Why did you do that? Can you be 100% sure that exposure to the death rays is not what turned the child female?
                  Oh, my goodness! I do think that you have hit the nail ever-so-squarely on the head, dear Sister Joanna. We don't know all of the ins and outs of how those machines work, and it would not surprise me if those leering xray contraptions have a way of changing DNA, or chromosomes, or whatever it is that determines the gender of a person. And -- even worse -- it gives me great grief to think that the baby of Mrs. Bella might turn out to be a bound homersexualist! As you well know, Satan will stop at nothing to snatch a wee new-born from the Army of the ! And the earlier the devil can get his claws on this baby, then the harder it will be for the child to take a stand for later in life.

                  I Peter 5:8 "Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil, as a roaring lion, walketh about, seeking whom he may devour"

                  And, if that horrid travesty should occur, then it will be no time before the young one starts taking an interest in picture books which feature lezbean activities. Why, we're hearing more and more of this sort of thing happening all of the time, such as the very recent warning from a mother's group about a "Girl of the Year" book that has a storyline about girls with such devious tendencies!

                  "Conservative parents are outraged! American Girl released its first doll with an accompanying book that has an LGBTQ storyline. This is unacceptable!"





                  Oh, how we need to pray for the protective power of the righteous of the , to cover our dear, darling little ones!
                  (Mrs.) Isabella White

                  Hebrews 10:19 " Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29457

                    #24
                    Re: Hello All!

                    Originally posted by Bella Wexon Laklika View Post
                    I an 23 weeks pregnant, and we got an ultrasound, the child is a female. To answer James, my children aren't some trans homo hellbound gender-swappers. I am just seeking prayer advice on how to deal with this news.
                    Have you considered falling down the stairs?
                    Ultrasound??? Is the little wench already cackling like a live chicken in skillet?
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • Mary Etheldreda
                      Gushing for Jesus
                       
                      • Sep 2011
                      • 23775

                      #25
                      Re: Hello All!

                      Originally posted by Bella Wexon Laklika View Post
                      I an 23 weeks pregnant, and we got an ultrasound, the child is a female. To answer James, my children aren't some trans homo hellbound gender-swappers. I am just seeking prayer advice on how to deal with this news.
                      All may not be lost just yet, dear. If you went to a medical facility to have an ultrasound, then you can be sure you paid a pedophile to take pictures of a nekkid unborn child. Pedophiles cannot be trusted and this one was positively drooling at the thought of peeking at a little baby girl's sin-box. This is why they told you it was a girl.

                      This is the most perverted sort of perversion in the pedophilia circles - ultrasound photographers.

                      No dear, you do not need to take the personal assurances of a pedophile seriously. I tell you from one Biblical woman to the next, go home, get some sleep, repent, pray unceasingly for a healthy baby boy. And if you don't feel the Holy Ghost has your back, Mr. Hutchins' idea about tripping down some stairs is a tried-and-true solution to a lot of life's little problems.
                      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • Dana723
                        Forum member
                        Forum Member
                        • Oct 2017
                        • 771

                        #26
                        Re: Hello All!

                        It's your own fault, you know. When I conceived my five children, I made darn sure they were boys! I would never have allowed - and neither would my husband - one of them to become a girl!
                        Judge in yourselves: is it comely that a woman pray unto God uncovered?
                        1 Corinthians 11:13

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                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29457

                          #27
                          Re: Hello All!

                          This morning, I was over at The Cracker Barrel having the 'Working Mans' breakfast with the local guys. After we had finished eating (certainly not a topic while eating) we were talking about this ultrasound.

                          I know when I am at a stop light and some God hating nigra punk in a gook car pulls alongside going thumpty-thump-thump, that is like an ultrasound. So we men decided that it is a way to make deaf babies.
                          All I know is if God wants a baby to be deaf, He will make it so, we do not need the interference of so-called medical people to pick and choose what God should or should not do. It is plain crazy!
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • BellyFat Laklikakaka
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Feb 2021
                            • 12

                            #28
                            Re: Hello All!

                            I only go an ultrasound because of my tendency to have problematic pregnancies, but I see now why I must not do that and pray for the child to be a boy.

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                            • Basilissa
                              South of the Border outreach program
                              True Christian™
                               
                              • Mar 2013
                              • 12997

                              #29
                              Re: Hello All!

                              Originally posted by Bella Wexon Laklika View Post
                              I only go an ultrasound because of my tendency to have problematic pregnancies,
                              Dear, is there a reason why your husband prefers to trust doctors rather than Jesus on the subject of health?

                              James 5:14-16
                              14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
                              15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
                              16 Confess your faults one to another, and pray one for another, that ye may be healed. The effectual fervent prayer of a righteous man availeth much.

                              While it is unfit for a female to teach a man (1 Timothy 2:12), maybe you could meekly (and silently!) suggest a reading of 2 Chronicles 16?

                              2 Chronicles 16:12-13
                              12 And Asa in the thirty and ninth year of his reign was diseased in his feet, until his disease was exceeding great: yet in his disease he sought not to the LORD, but to the physicians.
                              13 And Asa slept with his fathers, and died in the one and fortieth year of his reign.

                              Of course, it is quite possible that your husband is perfectly aware of this verse and that he is actively trying to make you displease the Lord, hoping that God will kill you, so that you husband can look for a newer model. In this case you are in a real pickle, dear: if you follow your husband's advice and keep seeking physicians rather than Our Lord, then God will punish you, and if you don't follow your husband's advice and try to seek God's help instead, you'll still anger God for not obeying your husband.

                              Oh dear. I really don't know if there's any hope for you. Anyway, to our forum!
                              God created fossils to test our faith.

                              * * *

                              My favorite LBC sermons:
                              True Christians are Perfect!
                              True Christian™ Love.
                              Salvation™ made Easy!
                              You can’t be a Christian if you don’t believe the Old Testament.
                              Jesus is impolite. Deal with it.
                              Jesus is xenophobic and so should we.
                              Sanctity of Life is NOT a Biblical Concept.
                              Biblical view on modern-day slavery.
                              The Immorality of the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights."
                              Geneva Conventions vs. The Holy Bible.
                              God HATES Rational Thinking!
                              True Christian™ Man as a spitting image of God.

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                              • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
                                True Christian™ Lady Extraordinaire, an Honorary Male Biblicist
                                 
                                • Jul 2014
                                • 8455

                                #30
                                Re: Hello All!

                                Originally posted by Basilissa View Post
                                Of course, it is quite possible that your husband is perfectly aware of this verse and that he is actively trying to make you displease the Lord, hoping that God will kill you, so that you husband can look for a newer model. In this case you are in a real pickle, dear: if you follow your husband's advice and keep seeking physicians rather than Our Lord, then God will punish you, and if you don't follow your husband's advice and try to seek God's help instead, you'll still anger God for not obeying your husband.
                                It is quite the dilemma, isn't it? I thank Jesus every day for giving me a husband who is of one mind with Our Beloved Lord (who is both Him and His Father) in such matters.

                                Colossians 3:17 - And whatsoever ye do in word or deed, do all in the name of the Lord Jesus, giving thanks to God and the Father by him.
                                Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!

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