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  • Brother D. Thomas
    Not the sharpest crayon in the box
    Cherry picker on his way to Hell
    • Feb 2013
    • 176

    #16
    Re: Please, please, please, hold the applause, thank you!

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    Didymus Much ,

    Listen up Hell bound Atheist, I am NEVER harping when I bring forth the direct words of Jesus, understood?! Why are you even within the esteemed Religion forum in the first place, whereas the only thing that you bring with you is the smell of sulfur! Praise Jesus' revenge upon the non-believers!

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    • handmaiden
      Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 11459

      #17
      Re: Please, please, please, hold the applause, thank you!

      Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
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      Didymus Much ,

      Listen up Hell bound Atheist, . . . Why are you even within the esteemed Religion forum in the first place,
      He is here because he has been given permission to be here. Furthermore, he doesn't insult the True Christian(tm) membership. This is something that you seem to do on a regular basis.

      It's funny that you refer to this site as an "esteemed Religion forum" but the only esteem that you bestow is upon yourself.
      His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

      Guns For God and the Economy

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      • Brother D. Thomas
        Not the sharpest crayon in the box
        Cherry picker on his way to Hell
        • Feb 2013
        • 176

        #18
        Re: Please, please, please, hold the applause, thank you!

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        Handmaiden,

        YOUR QUOTE OF SLAPPING JESUS IN THE FACE REGARDING DIDYMUS MUCH: "He is here because he has been given permission to be here."

        HUH?! In having Didymus Much here is like having a Ham cursed black preacher man serving the fried chicken at a KKK BBQ! WTF? Have you forgotten in what Jesus says regarding the non-believers like Didymus Much: "If anyone comes to you and does not bring this teaching, do not take them into your house or welcome them." (2 John 1:10)

        Furthermore, I am NOT insulting the True Christian membership when I use direct biblical passages towards the situation at hand, I expected nothing less from a Hell bound woman like you to say something like you did!


        YOUR QUOTE: "It's funny that you refer to this site as an "esteemed Religion forum" but the only esteem that you bestow is upon yourself."

        No dear, it is never funny when you take your opinion out of context in me allegedly putting esteem upon myself, whereas I only do this act towards our serial killer Jesus the Christ in praise!


        Handmaiden, learn your place within the godly scheme of things: " But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God." (1 Corinthians 11:3). Therefore, I am the superior MAN, and you are only the 2nd class WOMAN, so what I say biblically usurps your talk, get it?



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        I preach the TRUE words of Jesus the Christ within the JUDEO-Christian Bible KJV as follows:

        My Greyhound Bus Depot Ministry: This is where I specifically teach to the wayward 2nd class citizen women that if they listen at the onset, then I take them to my Bible bus usually parked down by the river for further studies and imbibing in Jesus’ favorite drink of wine, praise!

        My Nevada State Brothel Ministry: One of my favorite Ministries, where I take a missionary position in spreading the word of Jesus to these ungodly courtesans.

        My Nudest Camp Ministry: With the weather permitting, this is where I take a hard position for expounding upon Jesus’ true words to the exposed of His creation.



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        • handmaiden
          Is a good, decent True Christian™ lady
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 11459

          #19
          Re: Please, please, please, hold the applause, thank you!

          Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post


          Handmaiden, learn your place within the godly scheme of things: " But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God." (1 Corinthians 11:3). Therefore, I am the superior MAN, and you are only the 2nd class WOMAN, so what I say biblically usurps your talk, get it?
          Nope. You are that one who does not get it. I am a True Christian™ and you are a mere Forum Member. None of the Pastors or senior staff have extended church membership to you. Therefore, in this particular community, it is not your place to admonish or exhort me. So, you need to dial back the rhetoric.
          His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.

          Guns For God and the Economy

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          • Brother D. Thomas
            Not the sharpest crayon in the box
            Cherry picker on his way to Hell
            • Feb 2013
            • 176

            #20
            Re: Please, please, please, hold the applause, thank you!

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            Handmaiden,

            [*** UNSIGHTLY, DEMONIC DRIVEL REMOVED BY STEADFAST MODERATOR, AS ORDERED BY JESUS ***]
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            • Didymus Much
              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
              • Jun 2010
              • 14079

              #21
              Re: Please, please, please, hold the applause, thank you!

              Originally posted by Brother D. Thomas View Post
              ... Have you forgotten in what Jesus says regarding the non-believers like Didymus Much: "If anyone comes to you and does not bring this teaching, do not take them into your house or welcome them." (2 John 1:10)...
              If you'd care to direct our attention to an instance where I've brought other teaching, it would show that you have a point.


              For once.


              And didn't your Bestest Imaginary Friend Evah(tm) also happen to mention something about proselytizing and stuff? If not to the unconverted (like me), then who? Your waifu?

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