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To the godly membership,
Yes, subsequent to my venturing forth in a "plethora" of pseudo-christian web sites, where I easily Bible Slapped them Silly,®️ and was banned as the consequences, I have godly returned to Landover Baptist Church, praise! ........ I SAID TO HOLD THE APPLAUSE!
Jesus and I have been very busy of late, where both of us cannot believe in how dumbfounded of the scriptures these little wussy pseudo-christian websites truly are! When engaging with these outright Bible fools, it is like to make it somewhat fair for them, I had to type my messages to them blind-folded, tied my hands behind my back, and type with my feet, and subsequently, they were still easily made the Bible fools!
Listen, my extreme modus operandi at times when teaching Jesus' inspired true words is vouchsafed by me acting just like Jesus did in the Temple incident as follows: “The Passover of the Jews was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem. In the temple he found those who were selling oxen and sheep and pigeons, and the money-changers sitting there. And making a whip of cords, he drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and oxen. And he poured out the coins of the money-changers and overturned their tables. And he told those who sold the pigeons, “Take these things away; do not make my Father's house a house of trade.” His disciples remembered that it was written, “Zeal for your house will consume me.” (John 2:13-17)
Jesus is a man's’ man in using cords to whip the money-changers to remove them from His Father’s house, which is Jesus’ house to begin with in being God, nonetheless, He would be using 44mag Colt Anaconda today instead of a wussy whip, praise!
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To the godly membership,
Yes, subsequent to my venturing forth in a "plethora" of pseudo-christian web sites, where I easily Bible Slapped them Silly,®️ and was banned as the consequences, I have godly returned to Landover Baptist Church, praise! ........ I SAID TO HOLD THE APPLAUSE!
Jesus and I have been very busy of late, where both of us cannot believe in how dumbfounded of the scriptures these little wussy pseudo-christian websites truly are! When engaging with these outright Bible fools, it is like to make it somewhat fair for them, I had to type my messages to them blind-folded, tied my hands behind my back, and type with my feet, and subsequently, they were still easily made the Bible fools!
Listen, my extreme modus operandi at times when teaching Jesus' inspired true words is vouchsafed by me acting just like Jesus did in the Temple incident as follows: “The Passover of the Jews was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem. In the temple he found those who were selling oxen and sheep and pigeons, and the money-changers sitting there. And making a whip of cords, he drove them all out of the temple, with the sheep and oxen. And he poured out the coins of the money-changers and overturned their tables. And he told those who sold the pigeons, “Take these things away; do not make my Father's house a house of trade.” His disciples remembered that it was written, “Zeal for your house will consume me.” (John 2:13-17)
Jesus is a man's’ man in using cords to whip the money-changers to remove them from His Father’s house, which is Jesus’ house to begin with in being God, nonetheless, He would be using 44mag Colt Anaconda today instead of a wussy whip, praise!
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Only Pastor Ezekiel can speak for Jesus. You cannot.
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