[Skelter_floof]

Re: Here goes nothing...

With that handle, I'd stay out of Malibu.

Lol, the admins keep changing my signature.

I earned them, and "Thank you".

No problem, broski. You seem pretty chill.

[Brother Gonzalez]

Re: Here goes nothing...

Hi Mister Floof. Sorry for not greeting you earlier, but my father died a few days ago and now is burning in Hell among all the non believers, pagans, Amalekites, Amorites, gays and many more.

As you can see, I am just presenting proof of what awaites you when you die: eternal pain and much, much gnashing of the teeth.


You can search the web using the keywords I am generously giving to you and find the proof for yourself as well.


You are welcome. I will pray for your salvation.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Here goes nothing...

...Could just be that you're tired?...

Tired of a decade plus of people who REFUSE to familiarize themselves with the subject matter coming to a forum whose sole purpose is examination of the King James Bible and INSISTING that their willfully ignorant and completely unsupported (wrt references, citations, attributions, etc.) views should be welcomed as valuable contributions?


Yeah, maybe.

[handmaiden]

Re: Here goes nothing...

Again, no offense intended, but you seem a little bit tense. Could just be that you're tired? Perhaps take a break from your duties every once in a while, and get a hot cup of tea. Close your eyes and breathe in for 5 seconds, and then out for another 5 seconds. Trust me, it works every time

I do so enjoy a hot cup of tea. And I have been enjoying that beverage for over half a century before you happened to recommend it.

Tired of a decade plus of people who REFUSE to familiarize themselves with the subject matter coming to a forum whose sole purpose is examination of the King James Bible and INSISTING that their willfully ignorant and completely unsupported (wrt references, citations, attributions, etc.) views should be welcomed as valuable contributions?


Yeah, maybe.

Mr. Much--for all his Hell-bound, atheist ways--has managed to encapsulate the gist of the issue at had. This extraordinary internet community exists to discuss the Bible in exacting detail. Why people wander into our forums expecting to "relax and chill" about nothing at all bewilders me.


And I am not tense so much as I am focused. When the smoke clears from Floofy's doobie or whatever, he may be able to discern the difference.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Here goes nothing...

Tired of a decade plus of people who REFUSE to familiarize themselves with the subject matter coming to a forum whose sole purpose is examination of the King James Bible and INSISTING that their willfully ignorant and completely unsupported (wrt references, citations, attributions, etc.) views should be welcomed as valuable contributions?

Not only that, but they always lead off with "Ask me anything" as if their coming here was for our benefit.

[Joanna Lytton-Vasey]

Re: Here goes nothing...

Not only that, but they always lead off with "Ask me anything" as if their coming here was for our benefit.

And as if any sane person was interested in their half-baked "theories".

[Vengeance Puriel]

Re: Here goes nothing...

Not only that, but they always lead off with "Ask me anything" as if their coming here was for our benefit.

Let’s not forget never giving a straight answer when we do ask either.

[handmaiden]

Re: Here goes nothing...

The thread title of "Here goes nothing. . ." really should have been "Here comes nothing. . . Of pertinent interest to the targeted community."

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Here comes nothing. . . Of pertinent interest to the targeted community

We really do go above and beyond to welcome our guests - even Didymus tried not being a total jerk - yet they continually fail to adhere to the most basic etiquette. I don't know what we could do differently?!

[handmaiden]

Re: Here comes nothing. . . Of pertinent interest to the targeted community

We really do go above and beyond to welcome our guests - even Didymus tried not being a total jerk - yet they continually fail to adhere to the most basic etiquette. I don't know what we could do differently?!

As far as the vast majority of them are concerned, we could hand out participation trophies for even the most insipid, uninspired posts.

Of course, there are some extremely entitled posters who would also insist on free porn and a round of cocaine.


Not in this corner of the interwebs, pal!

[WWJDnow]

Re: Here comes nothing. . . Of pertinent interest to the targeted community

...I'm just here to have a look around, at least for now. I'm not looking for trouble, and not looking to engage; from what I've seen, you all seem to feel the same. Now then, as for who I am... I'm a weary wayfarer on the tides of the interwebs, questing in search of friendship, good vibes, and the perfect energy drink. Like... genuinely, it's hard to find something that gives the perfect mix of adrenaline, concentration, and reflex boosting. Church? Eh... never really saw much in it. If you like that sort of thing and it makes you feel fulfilled, that's great! I'm happy for you. If not, that's cool too.
Bible verse? I don't have a bible verse, but I do have a quote, and that's "Use gun. If that doesn't work, use more gun." - Heavy
My pronouns are She/Her or They/Them. Honestly I'm fine with any; after all, this is the internet. I could say I'm a female and actually be a 600-pound dude living in his parent's basement in southern Detroit, and you wouldn't know any different.
That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer them!

If you have to pick a secular verse to share, "use gun" is a pretty good one. It is a bit like Jesus telling us that he came not to bring peace, but the sword, in Matthew 10:34.

The perfect energy drink, by the way, does indeed exist. It is the sweet-smelling blood of Christ Jesus, who died for our sins. You don't need to engage with us, but, for the sake of your immortal soul, I beg you to engage with Him!

BTW, we would not believe you if you said you lived in South Detroit. Windsor, Ontario lies immediately south of the city. Detroiters break themselves into West Siders and East Siders, depending on which drug gang they belong to.

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Here comes nothing. . . Of pertinent interest to the targeted community

Tsk tsk tsk why does it always end up with the tireless Pastor having to come in and lay down the law. Just ONCE I would like to see a new Trash join our forum and become a decent Christian member without all the histrionics.

[James Hutchins]

Re: Here goes nothing...

And as if any sane person was interested in their half-baked "theories".

Preach it!


Imagine if the Holy Bible were filled with made up stories with zero plausibility and substance. Why that would be like half baking a cake, covering it with icing and no cake inside. Total crazy talk!

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Re: Here goes nothing...

Why that would be like half baking a cake, covering it with icing and no cake inside. Total crazy talk!

I thnk a lot of the young women who show up here are more than 1/2 baked, if you catch my drift.

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: Here comes nothing. . . Of pertinent interest to the targeted community

*sigh* Well, here we go. Lemme say right from the start, I'm just here to have a look around, at least for now. I'm not looking for trouble, and not looking to engage; from what I've seen, you all seem to feel the same. Now then, as for who I am... I'm a weary wayfarer on the tides of the interwebs, questing in search of friendship, good vibes, and the perfect energy drink. Like... genuinely, it's hard to find something that gives the perfect mix of adrenaline, concentration, and reflex boosting. Church? Eh... never really saw much in it. If you like that sort of thing and it makes you feel fulfilled, that's great! I'm happy for you. If not, that's cool too. Bible verse? I don't have a bible verse, but I do have a quote, and that's "Use gun. If that doesn't work, use more gun." - Heavy My pronouns are She/Her or They/Them. Honestly I'm fine with any; after all, this is the internet. I could say I'm a female and actually be a 600-pound dude living in his parent's basement in southern Detroit, and you wouldn't know any different. That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer them!

I'm a few days late here but can recommend John 4:14.

John 4:13-17 Jesus answered and said unto her, Whosoever drinketh of this water shall thirst again: but whosoever drinketh of the water that I shall give him shall never thirst; but the water that I shall give him shall be in him a well of water springing up into everlasting life. The woman saith unto him, Sir, give me this water, that I thirst not, neither come hither to draw. Jesus saith unto her, Go, call thy husband, and come hither. The woman answered and said, I have no husband. Jesus said unto her, Thou hast well said, I have no husband: