Here comes nothing. . . Of pertinent interest to the targeted community

[Skelter_floof]

*sigh* Well, here we go. Lemme say right from the start, I'm just here to have a look around, at least for now. I'm not looking for trouble, and not looking to engage; from what I've seen, you all seem to feel the same. Now then, as for who I am... I'm a weary wayfarer on the tides of the interwebs, questing in search of friendship, good vibes, and the perfect energy drink. Like... genuinely, it's hard to find something that gives the perfect mix of adrenaline, concentration, and reflex boosting. Church? Eh... never really saw much in it. If you like that sort of thing and it makes you feel fulfilled, that's great! I'm happy for you. If not, that's cool too.
Bible verse? I don't have a bible verse, but I do have a quote, and that's "Use gun. If that doesn't work, use more gun." - Heavy
My pronouns are She/Her or They/Them. Honestly I'm fine with any; after all, this is the internet. I could say I'm a female and actually be a 600-pound dude living in his parent's basement in southern Detroit, and you wouldn't know any different.
That's all I can think of for now. If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer them!

[Skelter_floof]

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Out of curiosity, what do y'all do around here? Also, I'm making a trip up by your area, what kind of accommodations could I find in freehold?

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

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If you have any questions, I'd be happy to answer them!

Hi Miss Floof! I have a couple of questions. What is your favorite Bible verse? What local Church do you attend? How did you come to find Jesus?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Out of curiosity, what do y'all do around here? Also, I'm making a trip up by your area, what kind of accommodations could I find in Freehold?

I'm not sure Landover would suit you. Seems to me that something in Chicago or Minneapolis would suit you best.

[Skelter_floof]

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Hi Miss Floof! I have a couple of questions. What is your favorite Bible verse? What local Church do you attend? How did you come to find Jesus?

I don't currently attend church, and I don't read the bible. That said, I certainly have enormous respect for Christians. Anyone with a conviction and faith to put their trust in something in that manner is worthy of a great deal of respect, I think. So consider me 'unsaved' but curious, I guess? If you wish, I'm more than happy to talk shop about theology, although I'm by no means an expert.

[handmaiden]

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I don't currently attend church, and I don't read the bible.

If you don't read the Bible, then you really won't have much to discuss on this forum.

That said, I certainly have enormous respect for Christians.

We don't. That is, we find most people who identify as Christian have no solid understanding of the true tenets of that faith and only a cursory knowledge of its foundational documents. We call many of them "Fluffy Bunnies" because they think Jesus and Christianity is all hugs and singing kumbaya. Other supposed Christians appear to be a little bit more hard-nosed, as it were, but they still don't really know what they are talking about.

Anyone with a conviction and faith to put their trust in something in that manner is worthy of a great deal of respect, I think.

Really? You think that a half-informed conviction and faith in something they don't really understand is worthy of respect? Huh. I find hypocrites and fools to be rather tiresome myself.

So consider me 'unsaved' but curious, I guess? If you wish, I'm more than happy to talk shop about theology, although I'm by no means an expert.

Well, yes. We do consider you "unsaved". And I would rather you "talk shop" about combustion engines for all the value you bring to a Bible discussion.

Mind you, I don't know a thing about combustion engines except the they need fuel and, I think, spark plugs? But even though I'm not an expert, I'm sure that I can spin a few thousand words on the subject. After all, it's not as though I actually need to know what I'm talking about, right?

[Skelter_floof]

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If you don't read the Bible, then you really won't have much to discuss on this forum. We don't. That is, we find most people who identify as Christian have no solid understanding of the true tenets of that faith and only a cursory knowledge of its foundational documents. We call many of them "Fluffy Bunnies" because they think Jesus and Christianity is all hugs and singing kumbaya. Other supposed Christians appear to be a little bit more hard-nosed, as it were, but they still don't really know what they are talking about. Really? You think that a half-informed conviction and faith in something they don't really understand is worthy of respect? Huh. I find hypocrites and fools to be rather tiresome myself. Well, yes. We do consider you "unsaved". And I would rather you "talk shop" about combustion engines for all the value you bring to a Bible discussion.

Mind you, I don't know a thing about combustion engines except the they need fuel and, I think, spark plugs? But even though I'm not an expert, I'm sure that I can spin a few thousand words on the subject. After all, it's not as though I actually need to know what I'm talking about, right?

Combustion engines? Not particularly good with those, although it's a dream of mine to pick up some skills as a mechanic. It pays pretty well, apparently, or so I've heard.I apologize if this comes off as harsh, but you seem a bit condescending toward others. Don't be frigid, hon. Life's too short for bitterness. And personally, I think the world could really use a lot more hugs and singing kumbaya, it would certainly make life more pleasant.

[Skelter_floof]

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I'm not sure Landover would suit you. Seems to me that something in Chicago or Minneapolis would suit you best.

So it would seem. I'm headed along way south of there, anyway. It's a real pity... your church seems very well put-together, and I'd love to see it someday

[Didymus Much]

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...I'm more than happy to talk shop about theology...

Oh, JOY!!@11231! Some defiantly ignorant internet rando wants to compare navel-gazing results!!11@Z$E3!wtaf













this pupil is not ready

[Skelter_floof]

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Oh, JOY!!@11231! Some defiantly ignorant internet rando wants to compare navel-gazing results!!11@Z$E3!wtaf

Lol, you're not wrong. My main question right now, though, is how the heck did you get... all those badges, and what the heck did you say to them that they gave you that title?

[handmaiden]

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I apologize if this comes off as harsh, but you seem a bit condescending toward others.

"Harsh" is not the word that I would use. And if I only "seem" condescending, then I'm pulling my punches, trust me.

Don't be frigid, hon.

I'm not. I'm on fire for the Truth (tm).

Life's too short for bitterness.

Yes. Life is short. Then you die. After that you go to Heaven or Hell. At least, according to the book that is the Raison d'etre for this entire forum.

And personally, I think the world could really use a lot more hugs and singing kumbaya, it would certainly make life more pleasant.

Wherever did you get the idea that Christianity was intended to make life more pleasant?

[Elmer G. White]

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I think the world could really use a lot more hugs and singing kumbaya, it would certainly make life more pleasant.

Miss Floof, Jesus must be desperate for your soul to have led you unto His favorite Forum. This is great news. Outside our Interwebs community, the chances for Salvation® are less than 1/1000,000,000 but many of our Brethren and females have started their careers as unsaved trash, too.



That said, some issues in your uninformed post need to be assessed. "Kumbayah" is just a mongrelized version of "Come by here" sung by uneducated intellectually challenged people who never bothered to learn Good American. Not recommended. Hugging? It often leads to fornication and confusion of pronouns, as kindly informed by Paul in 1 Corinthians 6:18. And I really do not understand the need to use plural pronouns for one person (except of the second person), unless they suffer from demonic multiple personality disorders. Do you?



Instead of hugging that often leads to the sodomization of young youth, we can use the Holy Kiss but, obviously, it is reserved for True Christian™ male interactions.

1 Corinthians 16:20
All the brethren greet you. Greet ye one another with an holy kiss.

2 Corinthians 13:12
Greet one another with an holy kiss.

Please stay and learn and beware of Mr. Much who is very well-versed in Scripture but an almost hopeless case of atheist depravity. You do not wish to end up like him in the bottomless pit being rectally raped by Satan's posse.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

[Didymus Much]

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...I'm headed along way south of there, anyway...

With that handle, I'd stay out of Malibu.

...My main question right now, though, is how the heck did you get... all those badges, and what the heck did you say to them that they gave you that title?

I earned them, and "Thank you".

[Skelter_floof]

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Miss Floof, Jesus must be desperate for your soul to have led you unto His favorite Forum. This is great news. Outside our Interwebs community, the chances for Salvation® are less than 1/1000,000,000 but many of our Brethren and females have started their careers as unsaved trash, too.



That said, some issues in your uninformed post need to be assessed. "Kumbayah" is just a mongrelized version of "Come by here" sung by uneducated intellectually challenged people who never bothered to learn Good American. Not recommended. Hugging? It often leads to fornication and confusion of pronouns, as kindly informed by Paul in 1 Corinthians 6:18. And I really do not understand the need to use plural pronouns for one person (except of the second person), unless they suffer from demonic multiple personality disorders. Do you?



Instead of hugging that often leads to the sodomization of young youth, we can use the Holy Kiss but, obviously, it is reserved for True Christian™ male interactions.

1 Corinthians 16:20
All the brethren greet you. Greet ye one another with an holy kiss.

2 Corinthians 13:12
Greet one another with an holy kiss.

Please stay and learn and beware of Mr. Much who is very well-versed in Scripture but an almost hopeless case of atheist depravity. You do not wish to end up like him in the bottomless pit being rectally raped by Satan's posse.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer

Ok

[Skelter_floof]

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"Harsh" is not the word that I would use. And if I only "seem" condescending, then I'm pulling my punches, trust me. I'm not. I'm on fire for the Truth ™. Yes. Life is short. Then you die. After that you go to Heaven or Hell. At least, according to the book that is the Raison d'etre for this entire forum. Wherever did you get the idea that Christianity was intended to make life more pleasant?

Again, no offense intended, but you seem a little bit tense. Could just be that you're tired? Perhaps take a break from your duties every once in a while, and get a hot cup of tea. Close your eyes and breathe in for 5 seconds, and then out for another 5 seconds. Trust me, it works every time