[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: My Brothers And Sisters In Christ

Friends, why the hostility towards a brother? Has the invasions of Goths, Emos, general tards, liebrals, rockers, dopers, animaniacs, etc... turned you against all newcomers? Please, finally we get a believer, so let's be nice and give him a chance. Unless of course, he's just pretending to be a Christian to make fun of us! That would be unacceptable behavior on these boards!

I was being nice! Yuma is the only place that is more Fresno-y than Fresno itself! It's like Fresno was 80 years ago! What True Christian™ wouldn't want to live in Fresno, CA in 1920's? I sure would!

[Justina Thyme]

Re: My Brothers And Sisters In Christ

Greetings, Mr. Jones, and welcome to Landover Baptist Church. Please take a few moments to review the following list and unburden your household and person of any items you may own that are on it: American Indian artifacts (dreamcatchers, etc.), carvings, pictures East Indian items Paisley pattern on anything Items from other countries, especially Africa, China, Japan Statues/pictures of false gods/goddesses (Buddha, Krishna, et al.) Frogs, owls, hearts, unicorns, angels, dolphins, rainbows, dragons, horseshoes Dolls and stuffed animals (dolls originated in voodoo) Items of clothing named after pagan idols or gods/goddesses (e.g., Nike is a Greek goddess) Pictures of movie stars/other celebrities Some items passed down from ancestors (the ancestor may have been cursed) Shamrocks, clovers or any kind of good luck charm Any items used in witchcraft The Book of Mormon The Satanic Bible Any "Christian" bible other than the English King James Version 1611 (KJV1611) Books on other religions Rock and roll music, jazz music, etc. Flamingos, sundials, Books/tapes/CDs/DVDs from false (i.e., non-Deliverance) religions Ankhs, astrological symbols, peace symbols, tikis, Italian horns (cornutos) Stars, wishbones, incense, fleurs-de-lis Thank you, and I hope your time with us is blessed.