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  • Frank Jones
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    • Sep 2008
    • 49

    #1

    My Brothers And Sisters In Christ

    You would not believe my elation when I discovered this fine community of men and women, young and old, who shared my love for Jesus Christ. I hope that together we can help bring the glory of our Lord to the sinners that plague the internet today.

    Anyway, I'll keep this short so as not to bore you folks. My name is Frank Jones, I was saved on June 8th about as early as I can remember in the day when I was 7 years old. I knew then that Jesus was my ticket to heaven and haven't looked back since.
  • eliot mayfield
    God Squad
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    • Sep 2006
    • 9324

    #2
    Re: My Brothers And Sisters In Christ

    Well, let me welcome you with open arms!
    What's your favorite verse?
    Matthew:
    5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
    5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
    10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
    10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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    • Frank Jones
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      • Sep 2008
      • 49

      #3
      Re: My Brothers And Sisters In Christ

      So many to choose from! I do enjoy Romans 10:9 though. I tell young kids all the time that all it takes to be saved and go to Heaven is to accept that Jesus died for their sins and to claim our Lord Jesus Christ as their saviour. Kids these days don't appreciate that God made the ultimate sacrifice for us.

      That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
      To be honest, though, I love the whole darn book!

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      • eliot mayfield
        God Squad
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        • Sep 2006
        • 9324

        #4
        Re: My Brothers And Sisters In Christ

        I am partial to Leviticus and good old' Deuteronomy.
        Matthew:
        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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        • Ezekiel Bathfire
          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
          Christ's Rottweiler
           
          • Jan 2008
          • 22912

          #5
          Re: My Brothers And Sisters In Christ

          Originally posted by Frank Jones View Post
          So many to choose from! I do enjoy Romans 10:9 though. I tell young kids all the time that all it takes to be saved and go to Heaven is to accept that Jesus died for their sins and to claim our Lord Jesus Christ as their saviour. Kids these days don't appreciate that God made the ultimate sacrifice for us.
          To be honest, though, I love the whole darn book!
          Let me be frank, Frank, 7 years old is a little early to know you've been saved - it's the sort of age that the servants of the antichrist the vicar of Rome use to 'confirm' their satanic acolytes. I note that you are instructing young children.

          Frank, be frank, what is your denomination?
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          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

          Author of such illuminating essays as,
          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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          • Frank Jones
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            • Sep 2008
            • 49

            #6
            Re: My Brothers And Sisters In Christ

            My mother recollected for me when I was older that I woke up one morning and told her that I loved Jesus and wanted him to save me too.

            I'm a proud southern baptist, the church I worship in is a part of the Southern Baptist Convention.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22912

              #7
              Re: My Brothers And Sisters In Christ

              Originally posted by Frank Jones View Post
              My mother recollected for me when I was older that I woke up one morning and told her that I loved Jesus and wanted him to save me too.

              I'm a proud southern baptist, the church I worship in is a part of the Southern Baptist Convention.


              Hmmmm... Southern Baptist; we here at Landover are Independent and see the Convention as a man made compromise. Nevertheless, it is a start.

              Ahem, tell me, Brother Nobar King and I were sipping mint juleps after the prayer meeting the other night when the question of the Good Samaritan came up. What is your opinion? Was there really a “Good Samaritan” or was it a parable?
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • Frank Jones
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                • Sep 2008
                • 49

                #8
                Re: My Brothers And Sisters In Christ

                We must take the whole Bible as truth. Of course there was a Good Samaritan.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22912

                  #9
                  Re: My Brothers And Sisters In Christ

                  Originally posted by Frank Jones View Post
                  We must take the whole Bible as truth. Of course there was a Good Samaritan.
                  Then you, Brother Nobar and I all agree. Tell me what concerns do you have that Jesus directed you to this Godly forum?
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • Billybob Sunday
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 261

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                    Re: My Brothers And Sisters In Christ

                    Greetings, Brother Frank!

                    I have been away lately and just came back today to see our Godly site overrun with vile filth from harlots! How refreshing it is to see a righteous Christian Brother has also come to fellowship with us.

                    Yours in Christ,

                    BBS

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

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                      Re: My Brothers And Sisters In Christ

                      Well frankly, Frank, I find your story disingenuous. Any Christian worth his salt has a few verses that he finds inspiring or especially poigiant to him personally. The fact that you can't come up with even one makes me wonder if you are everything you claim to be.

                      Why not tell us more about yourself, sir? How many children do you have? What kind of pie is your wife's specialty? What church do you attend? I might like to contact your pastor and see if he can explain your lack of knowledge on things Biblical...
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Frank Jones
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                        • Sep 2008
                        • 49

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                        Re: My Brothers And Sisters In Christ

                        Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                        Then you, Brother Nobar and I all agree. Tell me what concerns do you have that Jesus directed you to this Godly forum?
                        Amen, Ezekiel! As it says in Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

                        It is this very reason alone that I have come here. It beaks my heart to see so many lost souls on this internet who don't know that, as it says in Luke 13:3 I tell you, Nay: but, except ye repent, ye shall all likewise perish.

                        With a community of friendly, God fearing folks and the power of Jesus Christ I think we can turn all of these filthy satan worshipping nonbelievers and show them the light that is Jesus Christ. I hate to see people with tickets to hell.

                        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                        Well frankly, Frank, I find your story disingenuous. Any Christian worth his salt has a few verses that he finds inspiring or especially poigiant to him personally. The fact that you can't come up with even one makes me wonder if you are everything you claim to be.

                        Why not tell us more about yourself, sir? How many children do you have? What kind of pie is your wife's specialty? What church do you attend? I might like to contact your pastor and see if he can explain your lack of knowledge on things Biblical...
                        Friend, I think you missed one of my earlier comments. See above for some of my other favorites, though.

                        I have a beautiful young girl whose 27 and a wonderful boy whose 24. My wife makes delicious rhubarb pie. I attend the Faith Horizon Baptist Church here in Yuma.

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                        • Bob4God
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                          • Apr 2008
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                          Re: My Brothers And Sisters In Christ

                          Hello Frank, and welcome to GOD's favorite forum!

                          It sounds like you are on the right track, and if you stick around and are willing to learn, I think with a little time you will come to see the finer points of GOD's truth on this forum and will abandon any last remaining false doctrines or ideas that you might possibly have.

                          So, tell us about your son. Does he workout or play sports? I certainly hope he hasn't secretly embraced the sin of self-abuse or is actually a homosexual or something.

                          Is your daughter married? How many soldiers for CHRIST has she incubated and delivered for her husband? If she has yet to be married, you might send her to our Christian Singles page on the forums here.

                          Which do you think is more brilliant of our LORD: Destroying the earth with water or destroying the earth with fire?
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                          • Capt. Aaron Portway
                            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
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                            • Sep 2008
                            • 6309

                            #14
                            Re: My Brothers And Sisters In Christ

                            Originally posted by Frank Jones View Post
                            I attend the Faith Horizon Baptist Church here in Yuma.
                            Ah, Yuma. Such a lovely town! The muddy trickle of the once great Colorado river runs through town. How many paved roads do they have now Frank? I think the charm of dirt roads in residential neighborhoods is part of what keeps Yuma feeling like an Old West frontier town. And so do all the Indians and the Mexicans! And I bet it's at the least 106 degrees there today! Boy, I can't think of a place I'd rather be than Fresno, unless it's Yuma, AZ!
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                            • eliot mayfield
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                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9324

                              #15
                              Re: My Brothers And Sisters In Christ

                              Friends, why the hostility towards a brother? Has the invasions of Goths, Emos, general tards, liebrals, rockers, dopers, animaniacs, etc... turned you against all newcomers? Please, finally we get a believer, so let's be nice and give him a chance. Unless of course, he's just pretending to be a Christian to make fun of us! That would be unacceptable behavior on these boards!
                              Matthew:
                              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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