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  • MusicManNick
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    • Sep 2008
    • 5

    #1

    HI

    Hi people i like role playing games
    i love photoshope(Adobe is awesome)
    aaand im catholic
  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639

    #2
    Re: HI

    Dear friend:

    Thank you for confessing your faults to us (James 5:16). I trust you've come here so we can help you repent of role-playing games and of Mary-hailing Romanism.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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    • MusicManNick
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      • Sep 2008
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      #3
      Re: HI

      Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
      Dear friend:

      Thank you for confessing your faults to us (James 5:16). I trust you've come here so we can help you repent of role-playing games and of Mary-hailing Romanism.
      uhh huuh i repented
      i go to a catholic school
      i study bible
      and role-playing games are not bad
      and "mary-hailing romanisim"
      wtf is that?

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      • Frank Jones
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        • Sep 2008
        • 49

        #4
        Re: HI

        Son, being a sin infested catholic will not bring you into heaven. There is only one person who can absolve you of sin and let you into Heaven, and his name is Jesus Christ.

        Not your joke of a priest.

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        • MusicManNick
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          • Sep 2008
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          #5
          Re: HI

          Originally posted by Frank Jones View Post
          Son, being a sin infested catholic will not bring you into heaven. There is only one person who can absolve you of sin and let you into Heaven, and his name is Jesus Christ.

          Not your joke of a priest.
          yeah i know jesus will save me
          i stoped going 2 church a loooong time ago
          and i am not sin infested
          i thik u guys are

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #6
            Re: HI

            Originally posted by MusicManNick View Post
            uhh huuh i repented
            i go to a catholic school
            How old are you? Do you have your parents' permission to be here?
            i study bible
            Not very carefully, if you don't see how Catholicism contradicts scripture.
            and role-playing games are not bad
            Take a look at this thread.
            and "mary-hailing romanisim"
            wtf is that?
            It's what you do when you say the blasphemous "Hail Mary" prayer instead of worshiping God as He commands.
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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            • MusicManNick
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              • Sep 2008
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              #7
              Re: HI

              oh yeah and have u guys met my friend --God-- yet
              hes awesomeand i like all the same things as him

              f.y.i. my parents wanted me to go here(im not tellin u guys my age)
              they want me to learn about other religions

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              • Frank Jones
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                • Sep 2008
                • 49

                #8
                Re: HI

                Son, I think you need to see this very eye opening website:

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                • Abdul-Khaaliq
                  Deranged moon-worshipping terrorist.
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 81

                  #9
                  Re: HI

                  Originally posted by MusicManNick View Post
                  oh yeah and have u guys met my friend --God-- yet
                  hes awesomeand i like all the same things as him

                  f.y.i. my parents wanted me to go here(im not tellin u guys my age)
                  they want me to learn about other religions

                  Peace be upon you my young friend.

                  You have come to a good place to learn.
                  Have you heard of my good friend Allah (PBUH)?

                  We are THE Religion of Peace.

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                  • Ebenezer Wright
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 1021

                    #10
                    Re: HI

                    Originally posted by Abdul-Khaaliq View Post
                    Peace be upon you my young friend.

                    You have come to a good place to learn.
                    Have you heard of my good friend Allah (PBUH)?

                    We are THE Religion of Peace.
                    Peace? Does that come after the suicide bombings?
                    Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                    Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                    • Pastor Isaac Peters
                      Senior Pastor
                      Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                      Always Biblically correct
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 10639

                      #11
                      Re: HI

                      Originally posted by MusicManNick View Post
                      oh yeah and have u guys met my friend --God-- yet
                      hes awesomeand i like all the same things as him
                      I think that your "friend" is the wrong "god":

                      2 Cor. 4:3-4: But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost: In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.

                      If you think that involvement with the Roman Catholic system will let you befriend the real God, please read this thread.

                      f.y.i. my parents wanted me to go here(im not tellin u guys my age)
                      they want me to learn about other religions
                      We do have an age requirement here.
                      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                      • MusicManNick
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                        • Sep 2008
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                        #12
                        Re: HI

                        hmmm ill have to check that out Abdul-Khaaliq
                        and im in my senior year
                        you dumbasses

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                        • Ebenezer Wright
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 1021

                          #13
                          Re: HI

                          Originally posted by MusicManNick View Post
                          hmmm ill have to check that out Abdul-Khaaliq
                          and im in my senior year
                          you dumbasses
                          This is not the place for little girls to be running their mouths! May God have mercy on your disgusting soul.
                          Gather around so that I can read to you from my book of TRUTH. Genesis thru Revelations....Pick one!

                          Luke 12:5- But I will forewarn you whom ye shall fear: Fear him, which after he hath killed hath power to cast into hell; yea, I say unto you, Fear him.

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                          • Pastor Isaac Peters
                            Senior Pastor
                            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
                            Always Biblically correct
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 10639

                            #14
                            Re: HI

                            Originally posted by MusicManNick View Post
                            hmmm ill have to check that out Abdul-Khaaliq
                            The fact that you would even consider worshiping the mooselimb moon demon proves my suspicions right.
                            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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                            • Chris P Becon
                              Confirmed Enemy of God
                              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                              • Sep 2008
                              • 6

                              #15
                              Re: HI

                              When musicmannick is talking about roleplaying games. i dont think he means roleplaying as in sex roleplaying. there are lots of games for the computer which are discribed as roleplaying, by this they mean playing a fictional character which goes on missions/adventures. not sex adventures!

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