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Hi I’m brian I’m a fag that wants to willingly submit to a true Christian for my castration. I know I can’t be saved and my testicles only drive my desire to do sexual things with men and masterbate constantly. When I was younger my stepdad tried to help with it but ended up passing away before he could finish his work of castrating me with out my mother knowing by slowly destroying my testicles.
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Let me guess.
Public education.Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Hello, and welcome to God's favorite church(TM). You don't need our help to castrate yourself. All you need is a good set of pruning shears, available from any good gardening center. After that's done, we can help you by bringing you to Jesus.The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!Comment
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Deuteronomy 23:1 - Destroy your testicles and you will be irrevocably damned to Hell. God wants you to persevere in overcoming lustful temptation. Just castrating yourself is totally cheating, that's why God ruled it out as an option.I was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!Comment
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Would this procedure qualify an an amputation? Jesus did command eye gouging Mark 9:47 and foot Mark 9:45 or hand Mark 9:43 chopping. Eunuchs on the other hand (after the event) could be Saved Acts 8:36, 37 but does that mean Christians once converted get to rob banks with impunity?
Scripture please, in your reply.Comment
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I am sure that there is some reddit sub forum where you would be more than welcome to share your fantasy
Phil58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bringk upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61Comment
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I suggest seeking employment in a third world country. Not only are they chock full of queersexuals, the chance of you putting your tallywacker into a machine and having it ripped from your body is high. Enjoy!
Just so you know, God sees your mis-deeds and He is not pleased, especially in the Holiest of times.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Have you read Uta Ranke-Heinemann's only very slightly interesting work, Eunuchen für das Himmelreich – Katholische Kirche und Sexualität? I strongly recommend it. The basic message therein seems to be that the Catholic clergy would welcome you with open arms/orifices and that being surrounded by them 24/7 is enough to cure even the most dreary, self-centered, attention-seeking dullard.Vaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
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It's not the best idea ever, but if you've already gone ahead and done it there's at least one new career option to consider (below - you might want headphones). Otherwise court eunuch at Mar-a-lago or, as suggested already, Church work. Lots to think about.
If I have seen further, it is by standing on the heads of others.
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Is this his intro. thread?Comment
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If you're expecting more from this poster, l am unsure whether to admire your optimism or bemoan your naivete.Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
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I mean, he's told us he's a queer with an obsessive CBT fetish. I think he's introduced us to the only parts of his character he'll be sharing with us in his brief time trolling us here.Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View PostI was sinking deep in sin far from the peaceful shore,Very deeply stained within, sinking to rise no more;But the Master of the Sea heard my despairing cry,From the waters lifted me, now safe am I!Comment
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What's wrong with naïve optimism?Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
Psalm 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.Comment
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Or question her taste. Sister Mitza, it is not like you to encourage depravity! I hope you are okay?Originally posted by Didymus Much View PostVaccinated by the love of Jesus!!!Comment
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Are you able to make a hefty donation to Landover Baptist Church? Through God all things are possible. John 4:48 Then said Jesus unto him, Except ye see signs and wonders, ye will not believe. I believe Landover Baptist Church only accepts cashier’s checks and/or fed-ex priority mail boxes with cash inside. I know this because one of the extra duties I take on is having Pastor Ezekiel’s international donations mailed to my home first for security purposes.Originally posted by Big fag 1989 View PostComment
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