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  • Faith_Machine
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    Re: Faggot

    Friend, the decision to join the ranks of the castrati can not be rushed. I recommend reading the Bible from cover to cover and praying every day for at last three months before you embark upon this journey.

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  • Adam Fag
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    Re: Faggot

    Originally posted by Big fag 1989 View Post
    Hi I’m brian I’m a fag that wants to willingly submit to a true Christian for my castration. I know I can’t be saved and my testicles only drive my desire to do sexual things with men and masterbate constantly. When I was younger my stepdad tried to help with it but ended up passing away before he could finish his work of castrating me with out my mother knowing by slowly destroying my testicles.
    Hi brain.

    We're not all nuts here.

    While I don't share your joy, lives lived in hope or pain or both, I'lll add you to my friends list, just in case you wise up and get with The Plan they have to set us free.

    That's you.

    I was born free.

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  • Dennis Lukes
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    It is at times sobering and horrifying to come into contact with ravening beasts like Mr. Fag, extreme degenerates hurtling headlong into Hellfire. Though we're safe in our white, conservative communities, the forces of Satan are running wild. Outside of Christendom there exists nothing but madness, pain, and despair, as exemplified by Mr. Fag's disturbing posts. That is what comes of trusting the science. That is what comes of voting Democrat. THAT is what comes of denying Christ. There but for the grace of God go us all. Praise be to Him, amen.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: Faggot

    Originally posted by Me
    Is this his intro. thread?
    Originally posted by the heathen Didymus Much
    If you're expecting more from this poster, l am unsure whether to admire your optimism or bemoan your naivete.
    Originally posted by Dennis Lukes
    . . . he's introduced us to the only parts of his character he'll be sharing with us
    Originally posted by Me (responding to comments about my naïve optimism)
    What's wrong with naïve optimism?
    Originally posted by The Psalmist, writing as directed by God
    The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.
    As may be gleaned from my brevity, hopes for this poster were very low. As far as I could tell he had not done blasphemy against the Holy Ghost MATTHEW 12:31 despite an inordinate affection for some very specific things on the earth COLOSSIANS 3:2 so I was prepared to overlook the flaws inherent in anyone not yet Converted® since, by his own admission, he is not a Christian.

    That does not mean he is simple. Fools (such as the wretch Didymus) claim there is no God and however much they waffle on about the postmodern agenda, what they say is essentially meaningless. However, I remembered that on occasions when my actions were very far from God's standard, He had helped me – just as He helped the Psalmist. Perhaps one day He'll help that poster, too. Most important is to get the words right in one's prayer. Starting off: “Holy Mary Mother of God, Co-Redemptrix and Mediatrix saying, ‘Yes, yes!’ to God for all of us………” etc., isn't going to get a very good response – if any response at all. Perhaps here, even if he stops posting, that obstacle will be overcome.

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  • Uncle Rutherford
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    Originally posted by Big fag 1989 View Post
    Hi I’m brian I’m a fag that wants to willingly submit to a true Christian for my castration. I know I can’t be saved and my testicles only drive my desire to do sexual things with men and masterbate constantly. When I was younger my stepdad tried to help with it but ended up passing away before he could finish his work of castrating me with out my mother knowing by slowly destroying my testicles.
    Are you able to make a hefty donation to Landover Baptist Church? Through God all things are possible. John 4:48 Then said Jesus unto him, Except ye see signs and wonders, ye will not believe. I believe Landover Baptist Church only accepts cashier’s checks and/or fed-ex priority mail boxes with cash inside. I know this because one of the extra duties I take on is having Pastor Ezekiel’s international donations mailed to my home first for security purposes.

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  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
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    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    If you're expecting more from this poster, l am unsure whether to admire your optimism or bemoan your naivete.
    Or question her taste. Sister Mitza, it is not like you to encourage depravity! I hope you are okay?

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: Faggot

    Originally posted by Didymus Much View Post
    If you're expecting more from this poster, l am unsure whether to admire your optimism or bemoan your naivete.
    What's wrong with naïve optimism?
    Psalm 116:6 The LORD preserveth the simple: I was brought low, and he helped me.

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  • Dennis Lukes
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    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    Is this his intro. thread?
    I mean, he's told us he's a queer with an obsessive CBT fetish. I think he's introduced us to the only parts of his character he'll be sharing with us in his brief time trolling us here.

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  • Didymus Much
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    Originally posted by MitzaLizalor View Post
    Is this his intro. thread?
    If you're expecting more from this poster, l am unsure whether to admire your optimism or bemoan your naivete.

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Is this his intro. thread?

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  • Dr. Anthony J. Toole
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    It's not the best idea ever, but if you've already gone ahead and done it there's at least one new career option to consider (below - you might want headphones). Otherwise court eunuch at Mar-a-lago or, as suggested already, Church work. Lots to think about.

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  • Joanna Lytton-Vasey
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    Re: Faggot

    Have you read Uta Ranke-Heinemann's only very slightly interesting work, Eunuchen für das Himmelreich – Katholische Kirche und Sexualität? I strongly recommend it. The basic message therein seems to be that the Catholic clergy would welcome you with open arms/orifices and that being surrounded by them 24/7 is enough to cure even the most dreary, self-centered, attention-seeking dullard.

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  • James Hutchins
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    Re: Faggot

    I suggest seeking employment in a third world country. Not only are they chock full of queersexuals, the chance of you putting your tallywacker into a machine and having it ripped from your body is high. Enjoy!
    Just so you know, God sees your mis-deeds and He is not pleased, especially in the Holiest of times.

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  • Phil Ander
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    Re: Faggot

    I am sure that there is some reddit sub forum where you would be more than welcome to share your fantasy

    Phil

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  • MitzaLizalor
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    Re: Faggot

    Would this procedure qualify an an amputation? Jesus did command eye gouging Mark 9:47 and foot Mark 9:45 or hand Mark 9:43 chopping. Eunuchs on the other hand (after the event) could be Saved Acts 8:36, 37 but does that mean Christians once converted get to rob banks with impunity?

    Scripture please, in your reply.

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