[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Greetings!!!(And some questions)

Well Gosh Darn it my friends, I've heard of a few mavericks in my day, but you Mr. Liberal "christian", if that is your real name, take the cake. And not in the good way. You're the kind of maverick that needs to be tied down, castrated and branded.

[JennyD]

Re: Greetings!!!(And some questions)

Howdy Fellow Christians! Yup, I'm a liberal Christian. I listen to

Mike Malloy
Thom Hartmann
Randi Rhodes
Rachel Maddow
Stephanie Miller


I don't listen to:
Conservative show
Religious Shows


I also own a lot of guns too

So what you're saying is, you're a CINO (Christian in Name Only), and you prefer to listen to music than God's Word.

You also prefer to make up your own god, rather than worshipping the One True God who can take you to Heaven, or condemn you to an eternity in His Hell for ignoring His Word in favor of your imaginings and your music.

Is that about right?

[Liberal Christian]

Re: Greetings!!!(And some questions)

Howdy Fellow Christians! Yup, I'm a liberal Christian. I listen to

Mike Malloy
Thom Hartmann
Randi Rhodes
Rachel Maddow
Stephanie Miller


I don't listen to:
Conservative show
Religious Shows


I also own a lot of guns too

[Brother Guy Bayard]

Re: Greetings!!!(And some questions)

I fel like my faith in human nature has been abused. This person is a plagiarising fraud who wasted my time and I fell for it hook line and sinker.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Greetings!!!(And some questions)

Maybe he thinks this is a circus show. I can't blame him

Look, the Italian queer is back! How was the gay sex I'm sure you enjoyed yesterday?

[Fandago]

Re: Greetings!!!(And some questions)

Whoa, wait. What show? This is a message board.

Maybe he thinks this is a circus show. I can't blame him

[JennyD]

Re: Greetings!!!(And some questions)

Hello dear Landovers! I've been reading your posts for the last couple of months but now I've decided to get one step beyond and register to this godly forum.

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination.... End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's laws and how to follow them.

1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?

My dear friend Laura owns three Canadians (slavery is quite legal in Freehold, where God's Law is enforced). Your friend is an Unsaved moron.

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as santioned in Exodus 21:7 In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

Thirty shekels, adjusted for inflation. Duh. Could you possibly ask more idiotic questions?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness_Lev.15:19-24 The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

Work toward enacting God's Law, under which case the women will be required to separate THEMSELVES.

In the meantime, send your womenfolks to my delightful retreat, The Monthly Visitor. We cater to women of means who need to be separated during that time, but who are tired of spending the month out in the potting shed or servants' quarters.

Are you someone who might benefit from the O'Bomba tax cuts for the working poor (earning $250,000 or less)? Then maybe you can afford to send the ladies to my converted motel for women of more modest means, the Don't Drip Inn.

4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord-Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

Animal sacrifices were annulled. Jesus, our Lord and Savior, impregnated Mary with Himself so He could come to Earth as a human and die temporarily as the ultimate mammal sacrifice.

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. The passage clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

Only if you're a judge. You should instead bring him to the town elders, who will stone him to death in the city gate.

Really, if you bothered to read your Bible, you'd know these things.

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination-Lev.11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there degrees of abomination?

No. Any sin, even thinking about sin (lust, covetousness, etc.), is sin, and grounds for an eternity in the fiery pits of Hell. However, Paul tells us that only that (food) which is unclean to us (that is, in our minds) is unclean. This was one of God's nods to the Gentiles who, though they had to sacrifice their very lives to eternal servitude of our Lord and give up their material possessions to spread the Gospel, were not required to get circumcised or give up their favorite snacks.

7. Leviticus 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

Wow, you DID find a more idiotic question!

Anyone with half a brain can see that this is reference to the sons of Aaron, the PRIESTS of the Temple, not the congregation.

The Temple is destroyed, and you're not a Jew. Are you? If so, I suggest you ask my good friend Dr. L. Schlesinger, a noted scholar on Jewish issues and a professional moyel.

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?

See above. You're an idiot.

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8, that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

Only if the ball is synthetic. And no, you may NOT eat pork rinds. And . . . EW!

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them?- Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

Do you want to follow God's Law, or do you wish to spend your eternity burning in Hell?

Do you know what God did to priests who used the wrong incense in the Temple? He consumed them with a fireball!! What do you think He'd do for YOUR disobedience?

He's very concerned about doing things the RIGHT way . . . HIS way.

I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. thank you again for reminding us that God's Word is eternal and unchanging."

Thank you very much,
David Arnold

You're welcome. By the way, you really should proof your plagiarism a bit more carefully.

Hello, I am Archetype. I am one of T.H.E.M., we are an orginization of positive change. We are everywhere on the planet. We have members in every walk of life. We have members in schools, colleges, commerce, industry government, military, science and even art.

Could you start by making a positive change in your spelling and sentence structure?

Incidentally, I had no idea that industry had its own government.

Do tell, Archie, what does T.H.E.M. stand for? The acronym, that is. We already know you are Godless heathens who wish to destroy America.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Greetings!!!(And some questions)

Hello, I am Archetype. I am one of T.H.E.M., we are an orginization of positive change. We are everywhere on the planet. We have members in every walk of life. We have members in schools, colleges, commerce, industry government, military, science and even art.

Start your own thread retard, this is not your Introduction Thread.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Greetings!!!(And some questions)

Hello, I am Archetype. I am one of T.H.E.M., we are an orginization of positive change. We are everywhere on the planet. We have members in every walk of life. We have members in schools (satanic), colleges (satanic), commerce (satanic), industry government (satanic), science (satanic) and even art (extra satanic).

Well then, it's good to see that we True Christians(tm) are safe from you and whichever branch of Gay&Lesbo group you represent

[Archetypical Fool]

Re: Greetings!!!(And some questions)

Hello, I am Archetype. I am one of T.H.E.M., we are an orginization of positive change. We are everywhere on the planet. We have members in every walk of life. We have members in schools, colleges, commerce, industry government, military, science and even art.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: Greetings!!!(And some questions)

If you were REALLY interested in answers to your questions, you could have done a search here, and you would have seen that an exactly identical set of questions has already been answered.

Link

If you are here to "troll" us, you won't last very long around here.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[VictoryOS]

Re: Greetings!!!(And some questions)

Hello dear Landovers! I've been reading your posts for the last couple of months but now I've decided to get one step beyond and register to this godly forum.

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can...

Whoa, wait. What show? This is a message board.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Greetings!!!(And some questions)

Well Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum, friend! It's always good to see like-minded folks coming to vist. Share your testimony with us, will you? How did you find Jesus? What church do you attend? We'd like to get to know you.

Yes Pastor, the Lord has certainly brought him to us. A nice change after all the Demoncrat Lieberals we've been getting lately.

But just to be on the safe side, I assume the DOF is having this one thoroughly vetted? We wouldn't want a repeat of the recent Osambo situation!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Greetings!!!(And some questions)

Well Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum, friend! It's always good to see like-minded folks coming to vist. Share your testimony with us, will you? How did you find Jesus? What church do you attend? We'd like to get to know you.

[David Arnold]

Re: Greetings!!!(And some questions)

Thank you for your answers.

To clarify more:
I am married.
My daughter is virgin. A christian gynacologist did an examination last week.
I won't play football ever again. The first thing that I'm going to do tomorrow morning is to go to my local church and ask to join the choir. Although I will need a few singing lessons

What you think about my proposal of teaching Creationism to our kids? I think I'm not the only one who believes that the earth is 6000 years old and not 4-5 billion years as the "scientists" "believe". It's in my previous post.

Thank you all for your valuable time