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My dear friend Laura owns three Canadians (slavery is quite legal in Freehold, where God's Law is enforced). Your friend is an Unsaved moron.
Thirty shekels, adjusted for inflation. Duh. Could you possibly ask more idiotic questions?
Work toward enacting God's Law, under which case the women will be required to separate THEMSELVES.
In the meantime, send your womenfolks to my delightful retreat, The Monthly Visitor. We cater to women of means who need to be separated during that time, but who are tired of spending the month out in the potting shed or servants' quarters.
Are you someone who might benefit from the O'Bomba tax cuts for the working poor (earning $250,000 or less)? Then maybe you can afford to send the ladies to my converted motel for women of more modest means, the Don't Drip Inn.
Animal sacrifices were annulled. Jesus, our Lord and Savior, impregnated Mary with Himself so He could come to Earth as a human and die temporarily as the ultimate mammal sacrifice.
Only if you're a judge. You should instead bring him to the town elders, who will stone him to death in the city gate.
Really, if you bothered to read your Bible, you'd know these things.
No. Any sin, even thinking about sin (lust, covetousness, etc.), is sin, and grounds for an eternity in the fiery pits of Hell. However, Paul tells us that only that (food) which is unclean to us (that is, in our minds) is unclean. This was one of God's nods to the Gentiles who, though they had to sacrifice their very lives to eternal servitude of our Lord and give up their material possessions to spread the Gospel, were not required to get circumcised or give up their favorite snacks.
Wow, you DID find a more idiotic question!
Anyone with half a brain can see that this is reference to the sons of Aaron, the PRIESTS of the Temple, not the congregation.
The Temple is destroyed, and you're not a Jew. Are you? If so, I suggest you ask my good friend Dr. L. Schlesinger, a noted scholar on Jewish issues and a professional moyel.
See above. You're an idiot.
Only if the ball is synthetic. And no, you may NOT eat pork rinds. And . . . EW! 
Do you want to follow God's Law, or do you wish to spend your eternity burning in Hell?
Do you know what God did to priests who used the wrong incense in the Temple? He consumed them with a fireball!! What do you think He'd do for YOUR disobedience?
He's very concerned about doing things the RIGHT way . . . HIS way.
You're welcome. By the way, you really should proof your plagiarism a bit more carefully.
Could you start by making a positive change in your spelling and sentence structure?
Incidentally, I had no idea that industry had its own government.
Do tell, Archie, what does T.H.E.M. stand for? The acronym, that is. We already know you are Godless heathens who wish to destroy America.
Originally posted by David Arnold
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Hello dear Landovers! I've been reading your posts for the last couple of months but now I've decided to get one step beyond and register to this godly forum.
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination.... End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's laws and how to follow them.
1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show and try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination.... End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some other elements of God's laws and how to follow them.
1. Leviticus 25:44 states that I may possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as santioned in Exodus 21:7 In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness_Lev.15:19-24 The problem is how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
In the meantime, send your womenfolks to my delightful retreat, The Monthly Visitor. We cater to women of means who need to be separated during that time, but who are tired of spending the month out in the potting shed or servants' quarters.
Are you someone who might benefit from the O'Bomba tax cuts for the working poor (earning $250,000 or less)? Then maybe you can afford to send the ladies to my converted motel for women of more modest means, the Don't Drip Inn.
4. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord-Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2. The passage clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
Really, if you bothered to read your Bible, you'd know these things.
6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination-Lev.11:10, it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this? Are there degrees of abomination?
7. Leviticus 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
Anyone with half a brain can see that this is reference to the sons of Aaron, the PRIESTS of the Temple, not the congregation.
The Temple is destroyed, and you're not a Jew. Are you? If so, I suggest you ask my good friend Dr. L. Schlesinger, a noted scholar on Jewish issues and a professional moyel.
8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?
9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8, that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them?- Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)
Do you know what God did to priests who used the wrong incense in the Temple? He consumed them with a fireball!! What do you think He'd do for YOUR disobedience?
He's very concerned about doing things the RIGHT way . . . HIS way.
I know you have studied these things extensively and thus enjoy considerable expertise in such matters, so I am confident you can help. thank you again for reminding us that God's Word is eternal and unchanging."
Thank you very much,
David Arnold
Thank you very much,
David Arnold
Originally posted by Archietypist
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Incidentally, I had no idea that industry had its own government.
Do tell, Archie, what does T.H.E.M. stand for? The acronym, that is. We already know you are Godless heathens who wish to destroy America.
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