[Mistress Cookie]

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<< I still wish W had run for a third term >>

I'm with you on that, Brother Patriot. If we looked into it, I bet we'd find they changed the rules on the "down low" (as the [damned] kids say today) at the last minute, so he couldn't.

But then, if Mccain weren't set to be the new President, we wouldn't have the renowned scholar Palin to help lead us. And she is such a joy.

[TC Patriot]

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<< I still wish W had run for a third term >>

I'm with you on that, Brother Patriot. If we looked into it, I bet we'd find they changed the rules on the "down low" (as the [damned] kids say today) at the last minute, so he couldn't.

But then, if Mccain weren't set to be the new President, we wouldn't have the renowned scholar Palin to help lead us. And she is such a joy.

I so hope she has a role like our Godly co president Dick Cheney. She will be stellar. Perhaps McCain will die in office and our sister Sarah will soon be president. I get giddy just thinking about it.

[Nobar King]

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Really? In what capacity do you work? What's your favorite gun? Have you been stocking up on ammo in case the democrats illegalize it?

I asked some questions to get to know you better. You only bothered to answer one and that hurt my feelings.

[TC Patriot]

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I asked some questions to get to know you better. You only bothered to answer one and that hurt my feelings.

I'm sorry. I hand load so have plenty of "special" ammo ready for them. I have some hollow points with mercury in the tip and covered with paraffin. I have developed some fraginal bullets made for a proprietary blend of materials that once in the demon's body there is no saving them. They die an agonizing death before they burn in hell for all eternity.

I have several bunkers with some very interesting weaponry. You can never have too many guns or too much ammo.

'If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under.' ... Ronald Reagan

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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'If we ever forget that we're One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under.' ... Ronald Reagan

That is a very inspiring quote. It would make an excellent signature!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I'm sorry. I hand load so have plenty of "special" ammo ready for them. I have some hollow points with mercury in the tip and covered with paraffin. I have developed some fraginal bullets made for a proprietary blend of materials that once in the demon's body there is no saving them. They die an agonizing death before they burn in hell for all eternity.

I have several bunkers with some very interesting weaponry. You can never have too many guns or too much ammo.

However much I admire your commitment to the Lord and your penchant for handloading, I do have a bit of a problem with the presumptuousness of your chosen user name.

You are still Unsaved Trash, or UT as we call you around here. To put the letters 'TC' in your name smacks of uppityness. You are no more a True Christian™ than Osambo 08. I have read some of your other posts and your fire for the Lord is undeniable. But I do think you should change your user name to something a bit more humble, on your own. It would show the real True Christians™ around here the respect they deserve from Unsaved Trash like you.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Maybe his name is "Tom Cruise Patriot" or something.

[TC Patriot]

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However much I admire your commitment to the Lord and your penchant for handloading, I do have a bit of a problem with the presumptuousness of your chosen user name.

You are still Unsaved Trash, or UT as we call you around here. To put the letters 'TC' in your name smacks of uppityness. You are no more a True Christian™ than Osambo 08. I have read some of your other posts and your fire for the Lord is undeniable. But I do think you should change your user name to something a bit more humble, on your own. It would show the real True Christians™ around here the respect they deserve from Unsaved Trash like you.

The T stands for Thanking The C means Christ. My most humblest hope is that I do indeed make the cut and become a True Christian as defined by what appears to be the only church in America that precisely follows the entire word of God. I may fail but I can tell you that I praised Jesus so much last night that I can not speak today. The only word I can say today is Glorah! Praise his sweet name.

[Nobar King]

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Do you really make guns? Do you work on an assembly line?

[TC Patriot]

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Maybe his name is "Tom Cruise Patriot" or something.

Tom Cruise is a vile homersexual who worships an agent of Satan named L Ron Hubbard who is the bastard son of Old Mother Hubbard.

Jesus told me long ago to hate Tom Cruise who cruises for sweet boys.


Sissy boy Tom Cruise doin a Negro jungle dance for lesbean monkey ho Oprah Winfrey.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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That is a lovely sentiment, but what about the name change? If I came to where you worked and called myself "Gunsmith Johnny" and I'd never worked on a gun in my life, you might suggest I call myself something different.

That's what you're doing here son, you're calling yourself a True Chrsitian™. That was a lovely story about where you came up with your user name though. Care to make up a better one?

[TC Patriot]

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Do you really make guns? Do you work on an assembly line?

I own a gun shop and I sell mostly high end American made guns. I modify guns and I sell full auto kits the get around the Joo run ATF.

I was a plant manager for a gun maker at one time. Sporting arms are great but I specialize in practical and reliable killing machines for the discriminating God fearing patriot.

I am working on a new model that I will be calling the Sarah Palin Rotary Moose Mauser Model 08. I know that Co President Palin enjoys hunting wolves, Russian seals and polar bears and moose from snowmobiles and helicopters. This bad boy can mount to any chopper, plane, wheeled or tracked vehicle. It can withstand temperatures of -100F It is 50 cal. Her's will be gold plated. This one it merely a proto type.



The rate of fire is 300 rounds per minute.

It is a scaled down civilian version of this Godly gun.



Bullwinkle was a bigger homer than Sponge Bob. No wonder Sarah hates moose.

You need serious fire power when hunting moose. They are huge.

[TC Patriot]

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That is a lovely sentiment, but what about the name change? If I came to where you worked and called myself "Gunsmith Johnny" and I'd never worked on a gun in my life, you might suggest I call myself something different.

That's what you're doing here son, you're calling yourself a True Chrsitian™. That was a lovely story about where you came up with your user name though. Care to make up a better one?

I would prefer to let one of the pastors pick one if that is OK but I do like Gunsmith Johnny.

I am a patriot and I do thank Jesus daily for his sacrifice. I thank Jesus probably every moment. Why wouldn't I? It's Jesus! I feel that I will cut the muster. In the meantime I am thanking and praising him. I will record myself thanking him and play it when I am sleeping. After getting to know
LBC I would not presume to think I am a true Christian unless and until it is so deemed by LBC. Until that happens I humbly accept being deemed unsaved trash.

This is no story. I am Thank Christ and I am a Patriot therefore the handle TC Patriot. I suppose my zeal for guaranteed salvation and Jesus did make me want to become an LBC certified True Christian but I believe my handle using TC was purely coincidental. Ask Jesus what is in my heart. He will tell you. I will pray on this too.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I would prefer to let one of the pastors pick one if that is OK but I do like Gunsmith Johnny.

I am a patriot and I do thank Jesus daily for his sacrifice. I thank Jesus probably every moment. Why wouldn't I? It's Jesus! I feel that I will cut the muster. In the meantime I am thanking and praising him. I will record myself thanking him and play it when I am sleeping. After getting to know
LBC I would not presume to think I am a true Christian unless and until it is so deemed by LBC. Until that happens I humbly accept being deemed unsaved trash.

This is no story. I am Thank Christ and I am a Patriot therefore the handle TC Patriot. I suppose my zeal for guaranteed salvation and Jesus did make me want to become an LBC certified True Christian but I believe my handle using TC was purely coincidental. Ask Jesus what is in my heart. He will tell you. I will pray on this too.

Gunsmith Johnny is good, so is Johnny Patriot. Or maybe GJ Patriot? I really like Gunsmith Johnny Patriot, but I'm not sure how many characters are allowed. I'll check on that!

YIC

Thanks for understanding!

Capt. Portway

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Gunsmith Johnny is good, so is Johnny Patriot. Or maybe GJ Patriot? I really like Gunsmith Johnny Patriot, but I'm not sure how many characters are allowed. I'll check on that!

YIC

Thanks for understanding!

Capt. Portway

The maximum number of characters is 20, so Gunsmith Johnny Patriot is out. Pick whatever you like and we can get a Pastor to change it. Keep on posting!