hi to all

[twinkie]

my name's matt. i just have a question, im not hear to judge and say god's not real or anything, just have a quick question.

how did god impregnate a woman who has a baby that happens to be you and do it without physically touching her?

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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my name's matt. i just have a question, im not hear to judge and say god's not real or anything, just have a quick question.

Well hello, Matt. Are you a Christian? What church do you attend? What's your favorite Bible verse?

how did god impregnate a woman who has a baby that happens to be you and do it without physically touching her?

That's easy. He's God. He does what He wants. Period.

By the way, there's something wrong with your name; are you some kind of computer hacker?

[twinkie]

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Nah, my friends showed it to me and i thought it looks cool. hacking's illegal and i try to not break the law. plus i just joined the army

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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Nah, my friends showed it to me and i thought it looks cool.

Are you here to get Saved™? This is not a debate forum. We are here to glorify Jesus and fellowship with other Christians. Unsaved unwelcome.

hacking's illegal and i try to not break the law.

You try not to break the law? Do you have any past convictions?

plus i just joined the army

Excellent! When do you leave to kill some sand nigras in Iraqistan? Remember kid, Saddam bin Laden or Osama Hussein: It just doesn't matter. True patriots split the difference and aim for the towel.

[twinkie]

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yea, im here to be saved. i just needed that answered because i didnt understand it.

no past convictions, but most people have done small illegal things (like for me downloading music from the net). and no convictions

i just joined about a month ago, and im in my senior year of high school so i havnt even done basic yet

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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yea, im here to be saved. i just needed that answered because i didnt understand it.

Please learn proper grammar, capitalization, and punctuation if you wish to continue posting here. If you wish to be saved, head on over to this page to learn all about it. You can also show Jesus you really mean it by hitting the Godly "Donate" button at the bottom of the page!

no past convictions, but most people have done small illegal things (like for me downloading music from the net). and no convictions

That's no way for a Christian to act! May I recommend Pandora(tm) radio. Just type in "Hymns" in the search box.

i just joined about a month ago, and im in my senior year of high school so i havnt even done basic yet

Oh...so you're not home schooled? Such a shame. If you were, you could have graduated early and enlisted as soon as you turned 18. Then you would have already had basic training and be sniping the beards right off those A-rabs dirty faces right now. Glory!

[Ebenezer Wright]

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yea, im here to be saved. i just needed that answered because i didnt understand it.

no past convictions, but most people have done small illegal things (like for me downloading music from the net). and no convictions

i just joined about a month ago, and im in my senior year of high school so i havnt even done basic yet

I don't like your user name.... Are you some sort of drugged out tweeker?? Are you 18 yrs old yet? Good to hear that you are signing up for God's army! Good choice!

All things are possible through God! He can impregnate anyone He wants.

[twinkie]

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No, what does my name have to do with drugs? My friends said it meant "7 week, 3 rest". Like for camping

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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No, what does my name have to do with drugs? My friends said it meant "7 week, 3 rest". Like for camping

Normal people don't use numbers where letters go... Are your "friends" on drugs? Have they tried to save you from eternal hellfire? If not, they're not really your friends. They're just using you for their own sadistic pleasures. What does that saying have to do with camping? I've never heard of it. Are you Saved(tm) yet?

[Ebenezer Wright]

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Well, you are in the right place if you are looking to be saved! Just get a copy of the KJV 1611 Bible, kick back, and enjoy! Don't forget to tithe, God loves that!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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my name's matt. i just have a question, im not hear to judge and say god's not real or anything, just have a quick question.

how did god impregnate a woman who has a baby that happens to be you and do it without physically touching her?

Tweeker, have you ever even bothered to open a Bible? We're not here to do the heavy lifting for you boy! Get yourself a KJV1611 and come back after you've filled yourself with Gods word.

Nah, my friends showed it to me and i thought it looks cool. hacking's illegal and i try to not break the law. plus i just joined the army

That's called leet boy, and it's the Devil's language. You'll need to tithe rather substantially just to make up for polluting our Godly forum with that numerological filth!

yea, im here to be saved. i just needed that answered because i didnt understand it.

How can you be Saved if you don't understand one of the most important mysteries of Christianity! Are you one of those "I Found it!" Evangelicals? If so, you're as unsaved as a Catholic!

no past convictions, but most people have done small illegal things (like for me downloading music from the net). and no convictions

You think God doesn't know what you did boy! Just because the Police don't know what you did doesn't mean it doesn't make the Baby Jesus cry!

i just joined about a month ago, and im in my senior year of high school so i havnt even done basic yet

I hope they teach you to use your shift key in the Army. Boy, you've got no discipline whatsoever!

[twinkie]

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No, they're not. I don't understand it either but it looked cool to me.

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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No, they're not. I don't understand it either but it looked cool to me.

Honestly, I'd request that the Pastors change it immediately. Jesus hates leet speak because it's not American (God's Favorite Language).

[twinkie]

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Leet? What's that?

"You think God doesn't know what you did boy! Just because the Police don't know what you did doesn't mean it doesn't make the Baby Jesus cry!"

Why are you accusing me of things?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Leet? What's that?

"You think God doesn't know what you did boy! Just because the Police don't know what you did doesn't mean it doesn't make the Baby Jesus cry!"

Why are you accusing me of things?

You admitted to stealing music boy! It's not an accusation if you just told me you did it! It's called a rebuke. You'd better get used to it if you're going to be going around sinning all the time son!