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    Rock Worshipper
    • Sep 2006
    • 1092

    #16
    Re: hi to all

    Originally posted by 7w33k3r View Post
    my name's matt. i just have a question, im not hear to judge and say god's not real or anything, just have a quick question.
    Which should be "How can I learn how to spell and use punctuation?" and "maybe learn some grammar?"

    twit
    I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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    • WilliamJenningsBryan
      True Christian™
       
      • Jan 2007
      • 9384

      #17
      Re: hi to all

      Originally posted by 7w33k3r View Post
      Leet? What's that?

      "You think God doesn't know what you did boy! Just because the Police don't know what you did doesn't mean it doesn't make the Baby Jesus cry!"

      Why are you accusing me of things?
      "Leet" is a short cut language developed by those addicted to cell phone "texting" where it is difficult to enter the standard characters used by normal persons. Thus, numbers are substituted to letters to create a short hand way of spelling.

      "7w33k3r" can be understood by substituting a "T" for the number "7", with the "3" standing for the letter "E".

      7w33k3r = tweeker

      A "tweeker" is a person who takes methamphetamines to such an extent that they develop a serious case of body tremor (where their muscles uncontrollably twitch).

      Son, we weren’t born yesterday. You are either lying, are here to troll us, or are trying to peddle illegal drugs on God's favorite forum. You need to come clean now and confess your sins. You also need to turn in your so called friends that put you up to this.
      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
      ...and get off my lawn
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      • twinkie
        Unsaved Trash, known sodomite
        • Oct 2008
        • 21

        #18
        Re: hi to all

        Oh, ok. That "leet" language sounds pretty stupid, I didn't know that stuff. I don't do drugs (and wouldn't be able to, the Army does a drug test when you join) and I'm not a "troll". Don't even know what that is.
        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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        • Nobar King
          Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
          Christ's Guardian
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2007
          • 23748

          #19
          Re: hi to all

          Originally posted by twinkie View Post
          Leet? What's that?
          Originally posted by WilliamJenningsBryan View Post
          "Leet" is a short cut language developed by those addicted to cell phone "texting" where it is difficult to enter the standard characters used by normal persons. Thus, numbers are substituted to letters to create a short hand way of spelling.


          Son, we weren’t born yesterday. You are either lying, are here to troll us, or are trying to peddle illegal drugs on God's favorite forum. You need to come clean now and confess your sins. You also need to turn in your so called friends that put you up to this.
          Originally posted by twinkie View Post
          Oh, ok. That "leet" language sounds pretty stupid, I didn't know that stuff.
          Even a True Christian can see thru your bluff. You need to come clean, boy, and be honest to Jesus and yourself. You only damn yourself further by perpetuating these lies.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • twinkie
            Unsaved Trash, known sodomite
            • Oct 2008
            • 21

            #20
            Re: hi to all

            I don't know what you're talking about, sorry. Everything people have asked of me so far I have answered truthfully.
            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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            • Nobar King
              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
              Christ's Guardian
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2007
              • 23748

              #21
              Re: hi to all

              I was referring to the tweeker name issue. You knew what it meant and you are lying about being ignorant. Either that, or you are too stupid to really know the meaning and we don't need any more stupids around here, bub.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • twinkie
                Unsaved Trash, known sodomite
                • Oct 2008
                • 21

                #22
                Re: hi to all

                Oh, ok. Well, I wasn't lying about not knowing the meaning. I usually make myself ignorant to things I'm not interested in.
                Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                • Capt. Aaron Portway
                  One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                  Salvation from Above
                  God's Favorite Pilot™
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 6309

                  #23
                  Re: hi to all

                  Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                  I was referring to the tweeker name issue. You knew what it meant and you are lying about being ignorant. Either that, or you are too stupid to really know the meaning and we don't need any more stupids around here, bub.
                  Agreed. Osambo's idiocy is taking up space that several stupids would normally fill!
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                  God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                  Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                  • twinkie
                    Unsaved Trash, known sodomite
                    • Oct 2008
                    • 21

                    #24
                    Re: hi to all

                    Why does it say I'm a known sodomite under my name? I'm completely straight.
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                    • WilliamJenningsBryan
                      True Christian™
                       
                      • Jan 2007
                      • 9384

                      #25
                      Re: hi to all

                      Originally posted by twinkie View Post
                      Why does it say I'm a known sodomite under my name? I'm completely straight.
                      I suppose you want one of those sub-prime mortgages with no money down and no payments until 2036. Those days are over son, and they certainly were never available in Freehold (where Jesus still backs the dollar).

                      Your DoF investigation is still going on, and your rap sheet is a mile long (so big, in fact, that it's impossible to look at online). Your initial sodomy is on page 3, but the details are sketchy and the printer is out of paper at the moment.

                      Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                      brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                      ...and get off my lawn
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                      • Capt. Aaron Portway
                        One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                        Salvation from Above
                        God's Favorite Pilot™
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2008
                        • 6309

                        #26
                        Re: hi to all

                        Originally posted by twinkie View Post
                        Why does it say I'm a known sodomite under my name? I'm completely straight.
                        If you are telling the truth about your "friends" making up that Satanic user name for you, you'll obviously do whatever they say. Since they picked Tweeker as your name , they are obviously God-mocking, drug-addled, towel-head queers and since you will do whatever they say, you are obviously their sexual plaything.

                        If on they other hand, you are lying about who made up your user name and you made it up yourself, you are the lying God-mocker and we cannot trust anything you say. And since you say you are not a Sodomite, you obviously are.

                        It's simple logic friend. Don't try to fool the True Christians™ here, it's impossible with Jesus working on our side! And I saw that Muslim filth you posted, you're lucky you're not banned already. I'm sure it won't be long though.
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                        Winging our Way Across the World for The Lord!



                        God Bless John Boehner and God Bless the Grand Old Party!



                        Barack Hussein Obama is not My President!!!

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                        • Pastor Ezekiel
                          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                           
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 78556

                          #27
                          Re: hi to all

                          Isn't "twinkie" the nickname for "7337" or whatever you had up there? I assumed that our JesOS operating system had automatically translated your name into its closest American approximation.
                          Who Will Jesus Damn?

                          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                          • Nobar King
                            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                            Christ's Guardian
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2007
                            • 23748

                            #28
                            Re: hi to all

                            You're not making a very good start here, twinkle-toes. I suggest that you start praising Jesus and be sure to read your Bible!
                            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                            • twinkie
                              Unsaved Trash, known sodomite
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 21

                              #29
                              Re: hi to all

                              Well some of my friends ave tried drugs, but they only tried it, like most people have. But they don't habitually use any.

                              And I'm not a sodomite in any way shape or form. Nor will I ever be. My fiance would be very mad if she heard you say that.
                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449

                                #30
                                Re: hi to all

                                Originally posted by twinkie View Post
                                My fiance would be very mad if she heard you say that.
                                Yeah, it's a well known fact that shemales are a little edgy.
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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