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  • Pastor Isaac Peters
    Senior Pastor
    Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
    Always Biblically correct
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 10639
    #16
    Re: Hello

    Originally posted by megaskins (emphasis added) View Post
    Actually, some days I wake up and hate myself so much I don't even talk to myself in my head! In fact, the only voice I listen to is tapes of Scripture reading so I don't even have to think for myself - that's how much I can hate myself!
    Praise! You understand an important aspect of becoming a True Christian™.
    This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

    Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639
        #17
        Re: Hello

        Originally posted by TwinkBoy View Post
        Well WELCOME MEGA!! Seems like you haven't been here 1 day and you're already under attack by the Bible Thumbers. Oh, but don't blame all these HOLY ROLLERS for being angry and hate-filled today. It's a simply matter of most of them NOT getting what they wanted for Xmas. And, to top it off somewhere over this past weekend it SUNK into their "Lard Praising" heads how much their Credit Card bills are going to be once they come in. It really all boils down to a matter of self loathing, love.

        Cheers
        Twink
        Vile sodomite, I rebuke you for calling us hate-filled, when we are the ones with enough Christian love to tell people the Bible's truth about them rather than candy-coating it with feel-good liberal lies:

        Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

        I also rebuke you for engaging in homer flirtation with a potential True Christian™.
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

        Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance

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          • SalvationSeeker
            True Christian™ Theologian
            Forum Member
            • Sep 2006
            • 3892
            #18
            Re: Hello

            Have you gave Jesus what's His yet, skins?
            Don't try to rob the Lord now.

            Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me.
            But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.
            Ye are cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed me, even this whole nation.
            Malachi 3:8-9
            If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
            A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
            Proverbs 9:12-13

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              • TwinkBoy
                CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
                Forum Member
                • Dec 2006
                • 212
                #19
                Re: Hello

                Originally posted by More Saved Than Thou View Post
                Vile sodomite, I rebuke you for calling us hate-filled, when we are the ones with enough Christian love to tell people the Bible's truth about them rather than candy-coating it with feel-good liberal lies:

                Galatians 4:16 Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?

                I also rebuke you for engaging in homer flirtation with a potential True Christian™.
                HA! Oh REBUKE me MSTT!! And DO IT again! And again, and again.....LOL..... I suppose next you'll be calling for an exorcism or some sort of QUACKERY such as that.
                "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

                "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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                  • megaskins
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 8
                    #20
                    Re: Hello

                    Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
                    Praise Jesus! . . .
                    Please give a 10, 25, or 50 dollar donation, and I assure you your modest pledge will be used to censor TV and radio, ban questionable books, and contribute to many other Godly services. No longer will young Christian Americans hedonistically indulge in masochistic submission to rhythmic music, for with your monetary support, there is no end to what we can achieve in this country.
                    Yours In Christ,
                    Temperance
                    Brother, do you take credit cards? I want to max them out for Jesus!

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                      • SalvationSeeker
                        True Christian™ Theologian
                        Forum Member
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 3892
                        #21
                        Re: Hello

                        Originally posted by megaskins View Post
                        Brother, do you take credit cards? I want to max them out for Jesus!
                        Jesus accepts all major credit cards.
                        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                        Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • Brother Temperance
                            Senior Usher
                            True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                            A very nice young man
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15621
                            #22
                            Re: Hello

                            Originally posted by megaskins View Post
                            Brother, do you take credit cards? I want to max them out for Jesus!
                            Praise! Brother, I can feel the Holy Spirit working within you!
                            O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                            God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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