Hello

[megaskins]

Hi all True Christians and followers of the True Faith!

If I hate fags, liberals and foreigners, I was wondering who else I have to hate in order to become a member of LBC? Did I miss someone?

BTW, my handle "megaskins" means I am a big fan of the Washington Redskins, home of our beloved True Christian President Bush and the seat of government for our Christian America nation.

It is not some homer name from Sodomite City (San Francisco).

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Hello

Hi all True Christians and followers of the True Faith!

If I hate fags, liberals and foreigners, I was wondering who else I have to hate in order to become a member of LBC? Did I miss someone?

BTW, my handle "megaskins" means I am a big fan of the Washington Redskins, home of our beloved True Christian President Bush and the seat of government for our Christian America nation.

It is not some homer name from Sodomite City (San Francisco).

We Christians have no tolerance for hatred, nor mockers.
Get thee hence.

[megaskins]

Re: Hello

I know why you are mad at me, Brother. I forgot to add nigras. Sorry.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Hello

You are not my brother, and don't ever insinuate you are until you repent, accept Jesus, and give Him His due.

Judgments are prepared for scorners, and stripes for the back of fools.
Proverbs 19:29

Hit the PayPal button at the bottom of the page and show Jesus you love Him. Do it NOW.
He may return any second now, so don't get caught with your pants down, homer!

[megaskins]

Re: Hello

We Christians have no tolerance for hatred, nor mockers.
Get thee hence.

You are mistaken, my Brother. Wine is the mocker, not me.


Proverbs 20
1.Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.

[Brother V]

Re: Hello

Hi all True Christians and followers of the True Faith!

If I hate fags, liberals and foreigners, I was wondering who else I have to hate in order to become a member of LBC? Did I miss someone?

.

Well, there's your family and yourself.

Luke 14:26 If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.


Later Jesus re-emphasized the importance of hating yourself.

John 12:25 He that loveth his life shall lose it; and he that hateth his life in this world shall keep it unto life eternal.

Every morning when I wake up. I look in the mirror and proclaim loudly to the world how much I hate myself and my life.

That's how much I love Jesus.

Do you love Jesus that much?

YIC
V

[tommy]

Re: Hello

Hi all True Christians and followers of the True Faith!

If I hate fags, liberals and foreigners, I was wondering who else I have to hate in order to become a member of LBC? Did I miss someone?

BTW, my handle "megaskins" means I am a big fan of the Washington Redskins, home of our beloved True Christian President Bush and the seat of government for our Christian America nation.

It is not some homer name from Sodomite City (San Francisco).

why do you hate everyone? Is it because you fear them? Is it beacuse you're afraid of yourself?



You forgot the Slavs.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Hello

Every morning when I wake up. I look in the mirror and proclaim loudly to the world how much I hate myself and my life.

That's how much I love Jesus.

Do you love Jesus that much?

YIC
V

Excellent point Brother V. I have always felt that if I ever saw myself walking doing the street I would attack me without hesitation, that is how filled with self hate my love for Jesus has given me. If Jesus gave the word I would rip out my own liver! As Brother v pointed out; can you loath yourself for Him Megaskins?

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hello

Hi all True Christians and followers of the True Faith!

If I hate fags, liberals and foreigners, I was wondering who else I have to hate in order to become a member of LBC? Did I miss someone?

BTW, my handle "megaskins" means I am a big fan of the Washington Redskins, home of our beloved True Christian President Bush and the seat of government for our Christian America nation.

It is not some homer name from Sodomite City (San Francisco).

You must hate the Devil and all his works; Catholics, Jews, Muslims and so on. Of course, you must also demonstrate the appropriate love for Jesus. And when we say demonstrate, we mean demonstrate: there's no room for lukewarm "I love Jesus, but not enough to make a love offering in His name" freeloaders round here. But speaking of megaskins, did you know that it's now two days and 2007 years since the shedding of the most "mega" foreskin of all time?

Yours in Christ,
Temperance

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Hello

You are mistaken, my Brother. Wine is the mocker, not me.


Proverbs 20
1.Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.

So you're drunk too..
How would that make anything better?
Though atleast it does account for the utter daftness of your posts...
I were afraid you were a regular on the shortbus, though maybe you're simply a drunk regular..


But yes, as my brothers pointed out, you may start by hating your family, yeah even your own life.
That's a good place to start if you really want the Lord Jesus to love you.

And if you truly love Jesus, you should also tithe atleast 10% of your possessions to Him.
And keep in mind, if you are poor, then you must give Him EVERYTHING, even your livelyhood, that is, what you would need to survive.
Praise Jesus!

[TwinkBoy]

Re: Hello

Well WELCOME MEGA!! Seems like you haven't been here 1 day and you're already under attack by the Bible Thumbers. Oh, but don't blame all these HOLY ROLLERS for being angry and hate-filled today. It's a simply matter of most of them NOT getting what they wanted for Xmas. And, to top it off somewhere over this past weekend it SUNK into their "Lard Praising" heads how much their Credit Card bills are going to be once they come in. It really all boils down to a matter of self loathing, love.

Cheers
Twink

[megaskins]

Re: Hello

Every morning when I wake up. I look in the mirror and proclaim loudly to the world how much I hate myself and my life.

That's how much I love Jesus.

Do you love Jesus that much?

YIC
V

Actually, some days I wake up and hate myself so much I don't even talk to myself in my head! In fact, the only voice I listen to is tapes of Scripture reading so I don't even have to think for myself - that's how much I can hate myself!

[Brother Love]

Re: Hello

Actually, some days I wake up and hate myself so much I don't even talk to myself in my head! In fact, the only voice I listen to is tapes of Scripture reading so I don't even have to think for myself - that's how much I can hate myself!

Praise JESUS!! You just keep on hating yourself and your life and you'll become a TRUE CHRISTIAN in no time.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello

Well WELCOME MEGA!! Seems like you haven't been here 1 day and you're already under attack by the Bible Thumbers. Oh, but don't blame all these HOLY ROLLERS for being angry and hate-filled today. It's a simply matter of most of them NOT getting what they wanted for Xmas. And, to top it off somewhere over this past weekend it SUNK into their "Lard Praising" heads how much their Credit Card bills are going to be once they come in. It really all boils down to a matter of self loathing, love.

Cheers
Twink

I imagine that homers like you would be experts in self-loathing, but apparently not. Your ultimate perversion lies in the fact that you SHOULD be ashamed of the depraved acts you engage in with other men, yet satan convinces you that your vile and unnatural behaviour is somehow acceptable and normal. Such is the inside-out world of Christ-haters.

[Brother Temperance]

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Actually, some days I wake up and hate myself so much I don't even talk to myself in my head! In fact, the only voice I listen to is tapes of Scripture reading so I don't even have to think for myself - that's how much I can hate myself!

Praise Jesus! It sounds as though you truly are on the path to salvation! Having said that, I can't help noticing that you seem to have dodged this point:

You must hate the Devil and all his works; Catholics, Jews, Muslims and so on. Of course, you must also demonstrate the appropriate love for Jesus. And when we say demonstrate, we mean demonstrate: there's no room for lukewarm "I love Jesus, but not enough to make a love offering in His name" freeloaders round here.

Hating yourself is all well and good, but are you ready to demonstrate your Love for the Lord? And what better way to show your love than to dig deep into your pockets. Dig real deep, until it hurts. Alleviate your guilt, free yourself once again, because He gave to you, brothers and sisters. Please give a 10, 25, or 50 dollar donation, and I assure you your modest pledge will be used to censor TV and radio, ban questionable books, and contribute to many other Godly services. No longer will young Christian Americans hedonistically indulge in masochistic submission to rhythmic music, for with your monetary support, there is no end to what we can achieve in this country.
Yours In Christ,
Temperance