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  • lolly
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    • Oct 2008
    • 17

    #1

    are u all effing serious?

    Do you all honestly believe all the absolute crap that i have been reading on this forum???

    You arnt racist, the bible 1611 WATEVA is word for word...true???
    I dont see how a book like tha is tru.

    When i read the Old testament i see GOD as a mass murdering racist etc etc...

    here let me show you all...

    book of Exodus:
    Osama Bin Laden Moses uses terrorism to win his peoples' freedom. We also hear the Ten Commandments, just before Moses massacres 3000 of his own people for worshipping a golden calf. Most movies about the Old Testament are set exclusively in the Book of Exodus (although they always skip the part about Moses killing 3000 of his own) because this is the only book where God helps the Israelites against a powerful nation, rather than helping them ruthlessly butcher small villages and fiefdoms for their land (or "punishing" them for disobedience).

    Message of this book: "God fights for the Israelites (as long as they obey him)". Secondary message: "terrorism is OK as long as we're not on the receiving end."


    you know what stuff it...


    go read it yourself its a really intresting read and rathee LOGICAL...


    good luck with everything, the sad thing is you beed this bullshit to your children...they are not allowed to make choices on thier own!!!

    hope u all die because this is most certainly a cult:
    DEFINITION OF A CULT:
    followers of an exclusive system of religious beliefs and practices


    Matthew 18:8-9
    If thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.
  • Talitha
    Deaconess
    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
    True Christian™
    • Mar 2026
    • 15118

    #2
    Re: are u all effing serious?

    Oh here we go again.
    Another "expert". Here to tell us how wrong we are.
    Listen friend, when I'm up in Heaven watching you writhe in the flames of Hell I shall be wearing my smile.
    Just like the smile I'm wearing now.

    Because Jesus Loves me

    Sister Talitha

    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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    • lolly
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      • Oct 2008
      • 17

      #3
      Re: are u all effing serious?

      Originally posted by Talitha View Post
      Oh here we go again.
      Another "expert". Here to tell us how wrong we are.
      Listen friend, when I'm up in Heaven watching you writhe in the flames of Hell I shall be wearing my smile.
      Just like the smile I'm wearing now.

      Because Jesus Loves me
      Originally posted by Shlemiel
      We need to stop this site! they aren't christians they are comedians (i don't know whats worse) and i am i going to make sure they get taken off the internet!
      yeh thanx for correcting the spelling in my posts...i see you like to EDIT what you members see here?
      Please dont be so foolish...it just shows all of us who have common sense how stupid you people really are...go ahed ban me or wateva but good luk with you life if there even is a hell im sure you are all going there


      hahah i know i was like i thing they need to rename this forum to "dumb shits who believe anything they read from a book that is over 1000 years old"

      KEEP IT UP GUYS!
      im going to go back to my video games
      sex...which me AND my partner enjoy if you get what i mean...
      [poorly spelled obscenity deleted]
      general internet usage (myspace, facebook etc)


      etc etc


      and i see you are waiting for me to post so you can delete it again? how sad...
      Matthew 18:8-9
      If thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.

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      • Talitha
        Deaconess
        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
        True Christian™
        • Mar 2026
        • 15118

        #4
        Re: are u all effing serious?

        Originally posted by lol123 View Post
        Yappity Yappity Yap.
        Wait friend. You haven't made a Loving Donation to your Favorite Baptist Church yet.
        Do you deny Jesus Christ as your Savior?

        Sister Talitha

        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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        • lolly
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          • Oct 2008
          • 17

          #5
          Re: are u all effing serious?

          please not that it wasent poorly spelled?

          masterbation is the correct spelling i do believe?


          and why does jesus need money?
          Matthew 18:8-9
          If thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.

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          • Juliette
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Jan 2008
            • 705

            #6
            Re: are u all effing serious?

            Originally posted by Talitha View Post
            Oh here we go again.
            Another "expert". Here to tell us how wrong we are.
            Listen friend, when I'm up in Heaven watching you writhe in the flames of Hell I shall be wearing my smile.
            Just like the smile I'm wearing now.

            Because Jesus Loves me
            And such a beautiful smile you're wearing Sister.


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            • Talitha
              Deaconess
              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
              True Christian™
              • Mar 2026
              • 15118

              #7
              Re: are u all effing serious?

              Originally posted by lol123 View Post
              please not that it wasent poorly spelled?

              masterbation is the correct spelling i do believe?


              and why does jesus need money?
              Jesus has a Capital J.

              Did I say give a Donation to Jesus? I'm sure I said it was for your favorite Baptist Church.
              I expect you are taking Drugs too.
              Anyone who hates us and Jesus as much as you must be on Drugs.

              Sister Talitha

              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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              • Talitha
                Deaconess
                Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                True Christian™
                • Mar 2026
                • 15118

                #8
                Re: are u all effing serious?

                Originally posted by Juliette View Post
                And such a beautiful smile you're wearing Sister.
                Thank ya kindly Sister Juliette.
                I'll be serving my CupCakes rght after Church if you fancy a nibble.

                Sister Talitha

                Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                • lolly
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                  • Oct 2008
                  • 17

                  #9
                  Re: are u all effing serious?

                  if you call common sense a drug?
                  IM WAY PAST HELP!!!

                  umm i dont donate to THIS particular church...something just FEELS wrong you know?
                  Oh and feel free to ban me whenever you want...

                  free speach is like against you religion or sumthing? and i LOVE how u edit pplz posts..also this 180second thing is kinda annoying...im tryin to post on several topics...dam it HURRY UP argh

                  wait?
                  how does time work as the numbering system was made by some sort of scientist...like a mathamatician or HOWEVER you spel it coz i kn ow u all love correct spelling.
                  Matthew 18:8-9
                  If thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.

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                  • Talitha
                    Deaconess
                    Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                    True Christian™
                    • Mar 2026
                    • 15118

                    #10
                    Re: are u all effing serious?

                    Originally posted by lol123 View Post
                    if you call common sense a drug?
                    IM WAY PAST HELP!!!

                    umm i dont donate to THIS particular church...something just FEELS wrong you know?
                    Oh and feel free to ban me whenever you want...

                    free speach is like against you religion or sumthing? and i LOVE how u edit pplz posts..also this 180second thing is kinda annoying...im tryin to post on several topics...dam it HURRY UP argh

                    wait?
                    how does time work as the numbering system was made by some sort of scientist...like a mathamatician or HOWEVER you spel it coz i kn ow u all love correct spelling.
                    Hey!
                    Why should I want to ban you?
                    You came here for a reason friend.
                    I'm going to pursue you until I find that reason.

                    Sister Talitha

                    Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                    HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                    being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                    • lolly
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                      • Oct 2008
                      • 17

                      #11
                      Re: are u all effing serious?

                      mm well i came here from that other site i mentioned.

                      I got so angry at some of the topics posted..like
                      "my daugher wont marry her rapist"

                      OK BACK UP

                      She was raped...why the hell should she marry her rapist?? Hes is prolly some sex depraved guy who acnt get any...


                      :\
                      Matthew 18:8-9
                      If thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.

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                      • Talitha
                        Deaconess
                        Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                        True Christian™
                        • Mar 2026
                        • 15118

                        #12
                        Re: are u all effing serious?

                        Originally posted by lol123 View Post
                        mm well i came here from that other site i mentioned.

                        I got so angry at some of the topics posted..like
                        "my daugher wont marry her rapist"

                        OK BACK UP

                        She was raped...why the hell should she marry her rapist?? Hes is prolly some sex depraved guy who acnt get any...


                        :\
                        Your Dyslexia really does show.
                        If you were to show a bit more respect to Jesus I'm sure he'd cure you

                        Sister Talitha

                        Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                        HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                        being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                        • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                          Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                          One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                          Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                          True Christian™
                          • Dec 2006
                          • 12414

                          #13
                          Re: are u all effing serious?

                          Originally posted by lol123 View Post
                          also this 180second thing is kinda annoying...
                          I can easily make that 10 minutes if you don't keep your blasphemy confined to one pointless thread.
                          Posted via Prayer

                          1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                          Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                          Blogging for CHRIST!
                          Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                          All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                          Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                          On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                          My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                          • lolly
                            Unsaved trash
                            • Oct 2008
                            • 17

                            #14
                            Re: are u all effing serious?

                            oh noes i got an infraction

                            my dyslexia shows??
                            U didnt even mention anything in my last post.
                            On that note im off for the day. I may be back at a later date.

                            Good day.
                            Matthew 18:8-9
                            If thy hand or thy foot offend thee, cut them off, and cast them from thee: it is better for thee to enter into life halt or maimed, rather than having two hands or two feet to be cast into everlasting fire.

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                            • Talitha
                              Deaconess
                              Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                              True Christian™
                              • Mar 2026
                              • 15118

                              #15
                              Re: are u all effing serious?

                              Originally posted by lol123 View Post
                              oh noes i got an infraction

                              my dyslexia shows??
                              U didnt even mention anything in my last post.
                              On that note im off for the day. I may be back at a later date.

                              Good day.
                              Missing you already
                              I'll Pray for you Mr LOL.

                              Sister Talitha

                              Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                              HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                              being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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