[WickedWitch]

Re: *Waves Shyly*

I'll have you know that this has always been my stick. It's never not been my stick.

I actually considered using my Stick on the writers for Cars. That's my nephew Riley's favourite movie in the whole world, and there's adult humour and language in there! For example:

Lightning McQueen: "Well, you know, racecars don't need headlights because the tracks are always lit up."

Sponsor: "So's my brother, but he still needs headlights!"

It makes me so mad that I could go down into Hollywood and beat them all black and blue with my Mighty Stick of Justice. (Emphasis on the word "my".)

[TwinkBoy]

Re: *Waves Shyly*

Hello "Undecided" my lovely!! And WELCOME to the "glorious" LBC!!

You can simply call me TWINK. I'm NOT a LBC either and, like Rachael, I hang around just to make the lives of these BIBLE TWITS miserable

I'm a sweet Transvestite from Transexual Transylvania, love. Oh but don't worry love! Love and Light is what this "girl" is all about

BTW what's your dress size, love? I may have some old corsets and black lace stockings that you might look good in. You know, love, all us "heathens" MUST stick together.

Chow love,
Twink

[TwinkBoy]

Re: *Waves Shyly*

Darn love! I forgot to add my pic!! Afterall, love, a picture DOES speak volumes...hmmmm???

http://www.scarabee.com/PAGES/ROCKY/frank1.jpg

[WickedWitch]

Re: *Waves Shyly*

Yes, I noticed you posing as Dr. Frank N Furter. I'm not entirely sure I like that, seeing as I SAW HIM FIRST! But thank you for the welcome *smiles sweetly*.

However, I have to say that I simply cannot resist your generous offer of a free corset! *Drools* But, I also can't disclose my size; I'm very shy, you know. Why don't you just post them to me, and I'll either have them taken in, or lose some weight. How's that sound, eh?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: *Waves Shyly*

Yes, I noticed you posing as Dr. Frank N Furter. I'm not entirely sure I like that, seeing as I SAW HIM FIRST! But thank you for the welcome *smiles sweetly*.

However, I have to say that I simply cannot resist your generous offer of a free corset! *Drools* But, I also can't disclose my size; I'm very shy, you know. Why don't you just post them to me, and I'll either have them taken in, or lose some weight. How's that sound, eh?

Twinky; if your corsets come in super extra-large jumbo ginormous, then alie might be able to use one. She orders her dresses directly from Omar the tentmaker.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: *Waves Shyly*

Twinky; if your corsets come in super extra-large jumbo ginormous, then alie might be able to use one. She orders her dresses directly from Omar the tentmaker.

I think you're confusing her with that bear of yours in the tutu. Seriously, you should let it go or least get it better clothes! Sheesh.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: *Waves Shyly*

All the womanly yappity yap yap in this thread hurts my True Christian eye..
If you dimwitted women want to discuss clothes, then atleast do so in a Godly way.
These are a few commandments the Lord has given us regarding cloth:

1. No strange clothes allowed!
Jesus will punish anyone wearing strange apparel.

And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel.
Zephaniah 1:8

2. No cross dressing!
Men are to dress as men, and women as women.

The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment:
For all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God.
Deuteronomy 22:5

3. No mixing of cloth materials!
(Such as wool and linen together.)

Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woollen and linen together.
Deuteronomy 22:11

[Brother Temperance]

Re: *Waves Shyly*

All the womanly yappity yap yap in this thread hurts my True Christian eye..
If you dimwitted women want to discuss clothes, then atleast do so in a Godly way.
These are a few commandments the Lord has given us regarding cloth:

Damn right! There is a serious shortage of True Christianity in this thread! I can't help thinking that Undecided, Von Hellthing, and TwinkyDinky (him especially!) could all do with sewing blue ribbons onto the corners of their clothing.
Numbers 15:38 Speak unto the children of Israel, and bid them that they make them fringes in the borders of their garments throughout their generations, and that they put upon the fringe of the borders a ribband of blue:

39 And it shall be unto you for a fringe, that ye may look upon it, and remember all the commandments of the LORD, and do them ; and that ye seek not after your own heart and your own eyes, after which ye use to go a whoring: 40 That ye may remember, and do all my commandments, and be holy unto your God.

They definitely need something to stop them whoring and remind them of God, that's for sure!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: *Waves Shyly*

Amen, brother!

May they sew blue ribbons onto the borders of their clothes, to keep their mind on the Lord.
Or Jesus may destroy the whores alltogether.

For, lo, they that are far from thee shall perish:
Thou hast destroyed all them that go a whoring from thee.
Psalm 73:27

[WickedWitch]

Re: *Waves Shyly*

Twinky; if your corsets come in super extra-large jumbo ginormous, then alie might be able to use one. She orders her dresses directly from Omar the tentmaker.

Ahem. Sir, I am not a walrus. You have me confused with Ted Kennedy.


"Ted Kennedy is poised, like a drunken walrus on rollerskates, to lead us into Armageddon!" - OEJ

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: *Waves Shyly*

Ahem. Sir, I am not a walrus. You have me confused with Ted Kennedy.


"Ted Kennedy is poised, like a drunken walrus on rollerskates, to lead us into Armageddon!" - OEJ

No, dear Undecided, he must have you confused with that dressed-up bear in his basement. That poor bear, seems he can't stop thinking about it.

[WickedWitch]

Re: *Waves Shyly*

I think the ASPCA would be very interested to know that someone is harbouring (and dressing) bears in his basement.... *Nods* Yes, something must be done.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: *Waves Shyly*

I think the ASPCA would be very interested to know that someone is harbouring (and dressing) bears in his basement.... *Nods* Yes, something must be done.

And I think someone needs to lay off the subtle threats before Jesus kills her.

[WickedWitch]

Re: *Waves Shyly*

LMAO!!! Bless you, Sir! *Pinches your cheeks* You're just adorable!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: *Waves Shyly*

LMAO!!! Bless you, Sir! *Pinches your cheeks* You're just adorable!

And you're just damned to eternal hellfire unless you turn your life over to JESUS!