Hello!

[shaunasaurus]

Hello!

I am Shauna and i'm a Methodist, but that's alright. I beleive in God, but the bible is very out of date compared to modern day society so i don't really agree with it much, i follow the Ten Commandments the best i can though.
And i beleive that God loves everyone equally considering He created them with his love and care and created people how He wanted them to be created.
I do not think Christianity is "the best" or "right" religion, because Chrsitianity started in the same place that Muslims and Jews and such started their religions.

Religion was only created to explain the unexplainable back then anyways...there might not even BE a God! Who knows, we just all have to beleive in what we want to, or beleive in nothing. It's everyone's own choice.

Ok so. Congratulations you've gotten an introduction from me now.

[Grinder]

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Hello, I came in yesterday, and already I have had three spirited discussions. Good luck on the forum, and don't let them get you down.

[shaunasaurus]

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Hehe, good luck to you to. And nope, they'll never get me down because either way i know they are just very ignorant.

[Grinder]

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Well, jesus will for give them. But sometimes I feel guilty even trying to tell them they are wrong, because it implies that I am always right, which I am not. No human is always right but they seem to think they are, just because they have their bibles on "speed quote" And that gets me down like a clown

[Grinder]

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Darn, I need to slow down with my typing, I keep making mistakes, and thus, give my detractors the only ammo they ever use.

[shaunasaurus]

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Well, jesus will for give them. But sometimes I feel guilty even trying to tell them they are wrong, because it implies that I am always right, which I am not. No human is always right but they seem to think they are, just because they have their bibles on "speed quote" And that gets me down like a clown

Yeah, nobody is ever always right, and of course Jesus will forgive them, he forgives everyone
(even if they can be very ignorant )

And yeah, their speed-dial bible quotes are a little bit of a get-you-down...

Also, yeah, i make some mistakes and they use that as something against me, to.

[Grinder]

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Also, yeah, I make some mistakes and they use that as something against me, to.

I once made a post that documented all of the tactics used by "Scoundrels" on these discussion forums. I wish I had saved it. I can only remember two of them.

"Can't make a point? Attack their spelling/grammer"

"Deny, deny, deny."

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I once made a post that documented all of the tactics used by "Scoundrels" on these discussion forums. I wish I had saved it. I can only remember two of them.

"Can't make a point? Attack their spelling/grammer"

"Deny, deny, deny."

This is a forum to discuss the Glory of God, not a homer dateline. You two carpet cleaners please take it outside.

[shaunasaurus]

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This is a forum to discuss the Glory of God, not make homer dates. You two carpet cleaners please take it outside.

Hey, nobody invited you to our conversation....

And i'm not a lesbian. I like boys.

[Grinder]

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And I love the ladies. Its just two hetro Christians who are not unreasonably paranoid having a conversation. Is that so wrong?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Darn, I need to slow down with my typing, I keep making mistakes, and thus, give my detractors the only ammo they ever use.

Friend, you are your own worst enemy. You mock Jesus and spew hatred. You butcher the American language and support all things satanic. You persecute True Christians™ and post inane babble on our Godly forum. No one needs to be your "detractor". You are just another whiney zit-faced homer who craves attention. Well jennifer, Jesus is going to send you straight to hell, where satan and all of his demons will torture you forever.

[shaunasaurus]

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Friend, you are your own worst enemy. You mock Jesus and spew hatred. You butcher the American language and support all things satanic. You persecute True Christians™ and post inane babble on our Godly forum. No one needs to be your "detractor". You are just another whiney zit-faced homer who craves attention. Well jennifer, Jesus is going to send you straight to hell, where satan and all of his demons will torture you forever.

Now just because of mistakes, it doesn't mean he's going to hell. Every human being makes mistakes, and Jesus still forgives and still loves them. I don't think you can decide if people go to hell or not either. That's Jesus' job, and you ARE NOT Jesus.
You're just a Pastor, which being a pastor doesn't make you equal to Jesus/God at all.

And if i'm really going to "hell",(which NEITHER of us know what it looks like or what happens there) it's better to be with the people i like and love (which you mention are going to "hell" to) than to go to "heaven" with people like you.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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I don't think you can decide if people go to hell or not either. That's Jesus' job, and you ARE NOT Jesus.

Let me read to you from the Bible, Shauna. While it IS true that JESUS will actually toss the sinners into HELL, WE are expected to make our recommendations to Him.

Leviticus 19:15
In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1 Corinthians 5:12-13
For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within?
But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1 Corinthians 6:2-3
Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters?
Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Now just because of mistakes, it doesn't mean he's going to hell. Every human being makes mistakes, and Jesus still forgives and still loves them. I don't think you can decide if people go to hell or not either. That's Jesus' job, and you ARE NOT Jesus.
You're just a Pastor, which being a pastor doesn't make you equal to Jesus/God at all.

And if i'm really going to "hell",(which NEITHER of us know what it looks like or what happens there) it's better to be with the people i like and love (which you mention are going to "hell" to) than to go to "heaven" with people like you.

I am commanded by Jesus Christ to judge you. To withhold my firm rebukes would be against God's Word. You are like an alcoholic who gets angry because your friend won't give you more whiskey. Jesus has called you here for a reason. I am called to guide you onto the path of Righteousness©. I would go to any lengths to get you Saved little fool. I'd break your kneecaps for Jesus if it would bring you even one inch closer to His love.

Leviticus 19:15
In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

1 Corinthians 2:15
But he that is spiritual judgeth all things, yet he himself is judged of no man.

1 Corinthians 5:12-13
For what have I to do to judge them also that are without? do not ye judge them that are within? But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

1 Corinthians 6:2-3
Do ye not know that the saints shall judge the world? and if the world shall be judged by you, are ye unworthy to judge the smallest matters? Know ye not that we shall judge angels? how much more things that pertain to this life?.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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So it is apparent that all TRUE CHRISTIAN(TM) Pastors are well versed in the Word of God! PRAISE!