[shaunasaurus]

Re: Hello!

I've already been "saved", maybe not by you, but by Jesus and with the people in my own church (which is methodist, sorry) that i love to be around.

Now please stop trying to convert me.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hello!

I've already been "saved", maybe not by you, but by Jesus and with the people in my own church (which is methodist, sorry) that i love to be around.

Now please stop trying to convert me.

METHODIST! I'm sorry miss, but your soul, assuming women even have souls, is lost as a Methodist. Please consider reading the Bible and explaining to the Sadly Deceived Methodists why they are all going to burn in Hell. YOu won't love to be around them THEN!

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Hello!

I've already been "saved", maybe not by you, but by Jesus and with the people in my own church (which is methodist, sorry) that i love to be around.

Now please stop trying to convert me.

It's no wonder that you doesn't have any faith.
Every day you doubt the Lord, His power, His resolve, and His existance.
Why do you believe at all then?
The lukewarm will never gain Heaven.

So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.
Revelation 3:16

Why don't you join us in true worship of Jesus; doing His undeniable will?

[Poetic Peter]

Re: Hello!

Shauna and Grinder, the Pastors are so right.

I came here from my former life as a self-deluding Congregationalist.
I wasted my life. I did not, and still do not know the Bible properly.

I am studying the bible with our Pastors' helps.
They are wise, and they are gentlemen, and if you will accept their kind instructions, you may live forever.

What we must do as Christians, is follow God's word.
IF you don't accept the KJV Bible verbatim, you are denying His Will.

And if you feel you can make a fluffy-warm fairy tale theology by which to comfort yourselves,
thinking, erroneously, that Jesus is just about love and shepherding your silly, shallow selves--well,

you now meet the rude reality; rude because babytalk does not make Christians.
You are not Christians, either of you.

This confrontation with false-Christian reality will strike you either now,
while you yet have time to get into concordance with His plan,

or you can just pussywillow along, bending touchy-feely nancy-wancy thoughts
until the day you pair of guppies belly-up in hell's eternal fish-fry. And then?

too late. It's tooooo late.....

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello!

I've already been "saved", maybe not by you, but by Jesus and with the people in my own church (which is methodist, sorry) that i love to be around.

Now please stop trying to convert me.

You say that now, but once you've found your way to becoming a True Christian, you will be thankful for the gentle rebukes of these find, upstanding men of God.

[shaunasaurus]

Re: Hello!

I don't think i want to join your church and be told i'm going to hell for being different, and having my money ripped away from me.

Did i ever mention i have about 8 different heritages in me? Yes, most are from Europe and i even have a Native American Indian tribe in me!
Am i a sinner for not being able to help how i was born?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hello!

I don't think i want to join your church and be told i'm going to hell for being different, and having my money ripped away from me.

Did i ever mention i have about 8 different heritages in me? Yes, most are from Europe and i even have a Native American Indian tribe in me!
Am i a sinner for not being able to help how i was born?

WHAT"!?!?!?!? You are part injun? You better be SLAMMING that Paypal button, MISSY!

[shaunasaurus]

Re: Hello!

WHAT"!?!?!?!? You are part injun? You better be SLAMMING that Paypal button, MISSY!

It's not my fault at all.

I don't want to pay for being something i was born.
I actually think most indian culture is really interesting, (i've read about ancient indian culture, like the Hopi indian and Navajo)

And if you don't like it that's fine with me, since you're being really racist anyways.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello!

It's just a shame that all those Indians who never found Jesus before Europeans came over and helped try to save them are burning forever in Hell.

[Talitha]

Re: Hello!

It's just a shame that all those Indians who never found Jesus before Europeans came over and helped try to save them are burning forever in Hell.

If you are referring to those darned Injun Terrorists who Pre-stole America from the White Christian Americans then yes, they will be burning in Hell.

Praise The Lord©

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello!

Mine eyes are open to the Glory and the Truth! Praise the Lord!

[Talitha]

Re: Hello!

Mine eyes are open to the Glory and the Truth! Praise the Lord!

I'm glad to hear it.
However, as you were for a time a Mary Worshipping Ring Kisser you will have to excuse us being a little suspicious of you.
You could always show Jesus some respect by making a Loving Donation.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello!

I'm glad to hear it.
However, as you were for a time a Mary Worshipping Ring Kisser you will have to excuse us being a little suspicious of you.
You could always show Jesus some respect by making a Loving Donation.

Indeed I will, once I've dug myself out of my sinful vow of poverty. The Good Lord expects True Christians™ to make a holy amount of money, the better to tithe with, and tithe I will!

[mollychu]

Re: Hello!

It's just a shame that all those Indians who never found Jesus before Europeans came over and helped try to save them are burning forever in Hell.

uhm.


the Europeans came to the INDIAN'S land and tortured them, gave them diseases, and took their land. :|


why are you portraying the europeans as heroes...?

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hello!

uhm.


the Europeans came to the INDIAN'S land and tortured them, gave them diseases, and took their land. :|


why are you portraying the europeans as heroes...?

They brought salvation with the Word of Jesus and transformed American into God's Land. What's more heroic than that?