[Nobar King]

Re: Hi guys!!!!

You weirdo sects really mess it up for us normal Christians.

[Mr. Johnson]

Re: Hi guys!!!!

I have to go back to class guys, .

You do that pal. Find the true word of God and come back. Leave that mormon nonsense in the crapper were it belongs.

[JennyD]

Re: Hi guys!!!!

Actually, our church was instrumental in getting Prop 8 passed so that we could protect marriage from being destroyed.

Were you afraid that, were homosexual "marriage" legal, you'd run away from your wife and marry the man next door? Or is this the first step toward restoring polygamy?

We do not worship Joseph Smith. He was simply God's mouthpiece on earth for a period of time. We worship the son of God, Jesus Christ.

Who, according to you, appeared to savages in the United States and wrote things on gold tablets, which nobody but Joseph Smith ever saw or touched. And the savages have no recollection of meeting Jesus. Yes?

[Elder Holiday]

Re: Hi guys!!!!

Okay, lets open with a prayer. I am back for the evening. Dear Jesus Christ, I am so happy to be here today to be ministering to the false Christian baptists. I know that the Book of Mormon is your revealed, restored word and I know in my heart that these people know this too. Please help them to know that the Book of Mormon is true and that Joseph Smith is the prophet of the restoration. I say these things in Jesus Christ's name. Amen. Now please ask me any question you like.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi guys!!!!

Okay, lets open with a prayer. I am back for the evening. Dear Jesus Christ, I am so happy to be here today to be ministering to the false Christian baptists. I know that the Book of Mormon is your revealed, restored word and I know in my heart that these people know this too. Please help them to know that the Book of Mormon is true and that Joseph Smith is the prophet of the restoration. I say these things in Jesus Christ's name. Amen. Now please ask me any question you like.

Why do you worship satan?

[JennyD]

Re: Hi guys!!!!

Okay, lets open with a prayer. I am back for the evening. Dear Jesus Christ, I am so happy to be here today to be ministering to the false Christian baptists. I know that the Book of Mormon is your revealed, restored word and I know in my heart that these people know this too. Please help them to know that the Book of Mormon is true and that Joseph Smith is the prophet of the restoration. I say these things in Jesus Christ's name. Amen. Now please ask me any question you like.

Why do you tell lies about Jesus and turn people from Him, instead encouraging them to give their lives and their money to your cult?

[Elder Holiday]

Re: Hi guys!!!!

I do not worship Satan, I worship the Lord Jesus Christ. I do not turn people away from Christ, I lead them to Christ with my missionary work. I have lead untold thousands of dishtowel heads to Jesus Christ. I taught so many people about the Book of Mormon and the Holy King James Bible. See.... we both believe in the Bible, it's just that I accept the Book of Mormon too. It is simply another testament that Jesus is the Christ. And if you would pray to God to know that this is the truth then you would know, too. I know that you really want to know more about the Book of Mormon and are probably just scared to admit it in front of other false Christians. It's okay. Just PM me and we can talk more about the Book of Mormon. And since I hold the priesthood you know that I have to keep what you say a secret.

[JennyD]

Re: Hi guys!!!!

I do not worship Satan, I worship the Lord Jesus Christ. I do not turn people away from Christ, I lead them to Christ with my missionary work. I have lead untold thousands of dishtowel heads to Jesus Christ. I taught so many people about the Book of Mormon and the Holy King James Bible. See.... we both believe in the Bible, it's just that I accept the Book of Mormon too. It is simply another testament that Jesus is the Christ. And if you would pray to God to know that this is the truth then you would know, too. I know that you really want to know more about the Book of Mormon and are probably just scared to admit it in front of other false Christians. It's okay. Just PM me and we can talk more about the Book of Mormon. And since I hold the priesthood you know that I have to keep what you say a secret.

PASTORS! This Mormon Cultist is attempting to entice me! Thank goodness God tells us what to do!

Deuteronomy 13

6 If thy brother, the son of thy mother, or thy son, or thy daughter, or the wife of thy bosom, or thy friend, which is as thine own soul, entice thee secretly, saying, Let us go and serve other gods, which thou hast not known, thou, nor thy fathers;

7 Namely, of the gods of the people which are round about you, nigh unto thee, or far off from thee, from the one end of the earth even unto the other end of the earth;

8 Thou shalt not consent unto him, nor hearken unto him; neither shall thine eye pity him, neither shalt thou spare, neither shalt thou conceal him:

9 But thou shalt surely kill him; thine hand shall be first upon him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

10 And thou shalt stone him with stones, that he die; because he hath sought to thrust thee away from the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt, from the house of bondage.

Mr. Mormon Cultist, would you like to visit Freehold? We could have a nice party to welcome you, and you could tell us all about your Book of Moron!

[Elder Holiday]

Re: Hi guys!!!!

I am just trying to lead you to Christ, that's all. The God you are worshipping now is not the real Jesus Christ, but a Jesus Christ made by man. God has revealed his word to us throught he Holy KJV Bible and the Book of Mormon. You are right to be skeptical, but you are already following a false God. So those verses you posted do not apply to me, because Jesus Christ is the real son of God.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hi guys!!!!

Listen Audrey,
You may have had some suck-sess with those greasy, sodomite towel-heads over in Iranistan, but don't come in here trying to sell us your spiritual snake oil.

You think you're the first LSD doofus to come in here and tell us about Jesus showing up in America, getting the White Indians all stirred up, who then got their asses handed to them by the Darker Injuns? But it was OK because the dead White Indians got to run their own planets as gods if they had married enough wives and baptised enough dead people who weren't black?

If you think you are, you're dumber than the average God-mocker we get on these boards. Jesus died temporarily almost 2009 years ago for US and then went straight up to His Father/Himself. He did not pass 'GO', he did not collect $200.00, he went straight to Heaven.

One thing he CERTAINLY did not do was head over to Kansas and build pyramids with The Lost Tribe of Isreal! The latest Indiana Jones movie makes more sense, and it was a steaming turd with no narrative throughline and a completely unbelievable leading man!

Now, don't listen to me if you don't want to, I'm just a humble pilot in the middle of a nervous breakdown. But if I can see that your line of B.S. is just that, imagine what the rest of the clear-thinking True Christians™ here think of the claptrap you and your ten-speed riding Moron pals are spouting!

Go sell crazy someplace else, we're all stocked up with the Holy Spirit here! Praise!

[Elder Holiday]

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I will not go anywhere. I am persistant. I WANT TO SAVE YOUR SOUL from Hell, you son of perdition. Alma 5:56 And finally, all ye that will persist in your wickedness, I say unto you that these are they who shall be hewn down and cast into the fire except they speedily repent. You are distorting the facts of the Book of Mormon, which is typical of false Christians. You know in your heart that I am right and yet you keep denying it. You know you have no way of attacking God himself so you attack his people at the LDS Church.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Hi guys!!!!

Now please ask me any question you like.

I believe Sister JennyD asked you a couple of questions which you ignored.

Maybe you can answer them today.

She may be a woman, but she certainly has some interesting questions.

Were you afraid that, were homosexual "marriage" legal, you'd run away from your wife and marry the man next door? Or is this the first step toward restoring polygamy?

Who, according to you, appeared to savages in the United States and wrote things on gold tablets, which nobody but Joseph Smith ever saw or touched. And the savages have no recollection of meeting Jesus. Yes?

[Nobar King]

Re: Hi guys!!!!

Where is Landover Security when you need them to round up some mormons and run them out of town??

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hi guys!!!!

I will not go anywhere. I am persistant. I WANT TO SAVE YOUR SOUL from Hell, you son of perdition.

And finally, all ye that will persist in your wickedness, I say unto you that these are they who shall be hewn down and cast into the fire except they speedily repent.
Alma 5:56

You are distorting the facts of the Book of Mormon, which is typical of false Christians. You know in your heart that I am right and yet you keep denying it. You know you have no way of attacking God himself so you attack his people at the LDS Church.

You may be persistent, but you can't spell. And if you are going to quote your false scripture, do as it is above so we can seperate the clap-trap you spout from the clap-trap Joe Smith made up while he was looking into his hat!

You might as well come in here and quote Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone and call it the word of God, you Pagan! Who cares if I distort the words of a 19th century huckster? It's made up, it's fake, it's FICTION!!! You might as well be spreading the Good Word of Santa Clause and the Latter Day Easter Bunny for as much relevance as it has to True Christians™ like us.

You are wasting not only your time, but your LIFE, and worse still, your ETERNAL SOUL by believing these fairie stories! You are the one who needs to saved little one, not us!