[Hymie Goldberg]

Re: Hymie Here!

Now repent before Baby Jesus kicks your togus into the lake of fire!

Gedult, gedult mein lebediker! There's plenty of time for all that.


Perhaps you might need a radon detector?


Hymala

[Bob4God]

Re: Hymie Here!

A genuine jewboy! Do you wear one of those silly beanies on your head?

Tell us, do you light those little candles every year on Christmas? What do Jews give each other for Christmas? Or are you too cheap to buy presents?

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Captain Portway, I can bring the four-by-four over and me and Zeke will help you come out.

[Hymie Goldberg]

Re: Hymie Here!

A genuine jewboy!

Of course! I've even got the receipt!

Do you wear one of those silly beanies on your head?

On which head? On my big head yes of course, a yamulke is a sign of observance. One should always be frum, so one should! On my little head, not so much since the mohel snipped "the beanie" off when I was eight days old.

Tell us, do you light those little candles every year on Christmas? What do Jews give each other for Christmas? Or are you too cheap to buy presents?

Well it's like Christmas, but we call it Hanukka and yes we light little candles. Such fun it is! And presents for eight days!

Verschtunkt presents (mainly dreidls and short sold stock certificates - they're a deduction but not much more) but presents nonetheless.



Hymie

[Bitch]

Re: Hymie Here!

Hymie, why do you use all the Hebrew words? Just curious.
I don't really understand what you're saying, haha.

I think you said you're from New York, but your location says Australia... Did you move there or something? I haven't payed much attention to this thread.

The Brits developed Engish and then we here in America perfected it. Therefore American supercedes all previous inferior English dialects.

Finally something I agree with here.
Getting rid of the unnecessary "u's" was the best thing we did.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hymie Here!

Can you get me a good deal on a digital camera?

[Hymie Goldberg]

Re: Hymie Here!

Can you get me a good deal on a digital camera?

Any particular brand are you interested in?

Hymie