Hymie Here!

[Hymie Goldberg]

A gezunt zayn in pupik, y'all!

I'm a long time lurker, first time poster! Second born son of Valda and Manneschevitz here (yairs the furniture Goldberg's why not?) and I thought I'd just pop in to say shalom and drop off some knishes.

Frankly the whole christianity thing was looking good up until about 3 months ago and I'll be honest and say that a few of us bochen were thinking of shaving off the sidelocks and accepting Miriam's boychik as the meschiach.

Until the election of the neger as your president, that is. Now it seems prudent to hold off for a bit.

It didn't help that you ran that awful shiksa Sarie Palin as yer candidate for Deputy Prime Minister, I must say.

You don't wanna annoy El Alohim let me tell you! So once y'all have re-established your righteousness (it's seems that G-d is pretty upset with you people) we can talk.

At this point can I offer a special shalom to "Pastor" Ezekiel? You're doing good work here Zekala! Such a mensch you are! The goyim really don't deserve you. You're missed at Temple Beth Israel.

Shalom

Hymala!

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hymie Here!

Friend, are you French or something? I didn't understand a word you wrote, due to those phlegm inducing words.

We speak American here, and I urge you to do the same.

[Hymie Goldberg]

Re: Hymie Here!

Friend, are you French or something? I didn't understand a word you wrote, due to those phlegm inducing words.

We speak American here, and I urge you to do the same.

Ai!

Of course I speak American, bubeleh! The New York dialect, that's all.

Shalom!

Hymie

[Daniel Bugger]

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Friend, are you French or something? I didn't understand a word you wrote, due to those phlegm inducing words.

We speak American here, and I urge you to do the same.

Unless I am mistaken, which I doubt I am, American is not a language.
English is however.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hymie Here!

Unless I am mistaken, which I doubt I am, American is not a language.
English is however.

You are completely mistaken, in every conceivable way. Kindly peddle your God-mocking hatespeech elsewhere, maggot-eater.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hymie Here!

Ai!

Of course I speak American, bubeleh! The New York dialect, that's all.

Shalom!

Hymie

Ah, Joo-York, I should have known.

So why are you here Friend? To mock True Christians? I hope that's not the case.

We are here to praise Jesus. I hope that goes for you too.

[Asparagus]

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American is not a language, friend. English is.

[Talitha]

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American is not a language, friend. English is.

American English.
Note, the word American came first.

If the Ungodly British hadn't pre-stole the language it would just be known as American.

[Asparagus]

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There's not big difference other than a few misspellings. The language is English.

[Mr. Johnson]

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American is not a language, friend. English is.

The Brits developed Engish and then we here in America perfected it. Therefore American supercedes all previous inferior English dialects.

[Bobby-Joe]

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Ai!

Of course I speak American, bubeleh! The New York dialect, that's all.

Shalom!

Hymie

Were do you get off think New York is American? Can't you read a map.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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There's not big difference other than a few misspellings. The language is English.

Why are you derailing Hymie's introduction thread with your nonsensical jibber-jabber? Do you have a degree in linguistics? If so, start a thread on the subject.

Welcome, Hymie. Are you proud that your people, acting out their traditional bloodlust, (temporarily) killed God?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Welcome Hymen!
It is sad for all of us that the Demon Barack HUSSEIN Obama was "elected" president. I myself have been holed up in a basement since the day after the election.

I'm feeling much better now and have requested help on getting out. It's kind of complicated, but suffice to say this "basement" is really a partially completed fallout/Rapture shelter and the door is too heavy for me to open from down here. (Any Pastors reading this, whenever it's convenient, I'd like to come out.)

I do hope you'll reconsider abandoning your Joo death-style and join us here at Landover, God's Favorite Church™. We are occasionally willing to overlook our rule of Unsaved Unwelcome!™ if the particular Unsaved Trash visitor shows promise.

And not being a fan of our Nigra-elect B-rock Insane Osambo certainly qualifies you as somebody who has the ability to become a True Christian™ (You may have a chance to eventually become a TC, it would be an uphill slog for a Jesus Killer I'm afraid!)

But good luck and I hope you stick around!

Salami to you too!

[Hymie Goldberg]

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Welcome Hymen!
It is sad for all of us that the Demon Barack HUSSEIN Obama was "elected" president. I myself have been holed up in a basement since the day after the election.

In the basement eh? Oy, such a state of affairs! You should be careful of the radon gas, ya know. My brother Shlomo (he married the girl Rubenstein; her mother was a klepto but who's judging?) can get you a good price on a detector and should things turn out badly radon wise. It just so happens Shlomo's eldest is a oncologist at Johns Hopkins.

Perhaps a deal on some Frequent Flyer miles, yairs?

I do hope you'll reconsider abandoning your Joo death-style and join us here at Landover, God's Favorite Church™. We are occasionally willing to overlook our rule of Unsaved Unwelcome!™ if the particular Unsaved Trash visitor shows promise.

Well, to be honest Captain, it's still certainly an option. Like I said, I've been considering it for a while now. Rabbi Menheim at our temple, is not what he was and his son (he used to our cantor, oy such a voice he had when he was a pisher) went and married a shicksa and now leads a Reform congregation in MA.

Such a waste. They permit fagelehs and other perverts to "marry", don't ya know?

And not being a fan of our Nigra-elect B-rock Insane Osambo certainly qualifies you as somebody who has the ability to become a True Christian™ (You may have a chance to eventually become a TC, it would be an uphill slog for a Jesus Killer I'm afraid!)

When did anything run by a schwazter turn out good I ask you?

But good luck and I hope you stick around!

Salami to you too!

Well, maybe a little but only if it's kosher.

Shalom

Hymala

[Wide-Open]

Re: Hymie Here!

Perhaps a deal on some Frequent Flyer miles, yairs?

See? See? Typical Joo.

I don't know if I should call this chotspe or chutzpah, but it's pretty obvious you are geteisem!

Now repent before Baby Jesus kicks your togus into the lake of fire!