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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #106
    Re: Peter Ezekiel

    Originally posted by I.am.a.tool View Post
    You would love to get near my "cute little ass" hey homo...

    I haven't said you are queer, just a sinner and a liar!
    Those two statements reveal who the liar is. God hates a liar.

    600 seconds is a long time. Better think more carefully between posts, numbskull.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Wide-Open
        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
        True Christian™
        • Nov 2007
        • 18449
        #107
        Re: Peter Ezekiel

        I'm getting ever so slightly confused. So, I'm a non-queer homer now? I didn't even know such a thing existed.
        Psalm 81:10:
        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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          • I.am.a.tool
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Nov 2008
            • 15
            #108
            Re: Peter Ezekiel

            Wide open Cheeks, you are a repressed homo and Pasta Zeke... You are A SINNER AND A LIAR! Not to mention you are both as dumb as dog shit, I would have to say that a sack of rocks has more validity than you both... Really, I have never met more Dumb and Dumber before!

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              • I.am.a.tool
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Nov 2008
                • 15
                #109
                Re: Peter Ezekiel

                So how bout that dna test pasta zeke? That's right you would never take it because then you would be exposed as the fraud you are... SHAME ON YOU SINNER!

                YOU WILL BE EXPOSED
                YOU WILL BE EXPELLED
                YOU WILL BURN IN HELL

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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • May 2008
                    • 13996
                    #110
                    Re: Peter Ezekiel

                    Originally posted by I.am.Unrepentant.tool View Post
                    I am Jewish and know the Jewish Defence League will rip you to shreds! You insult the "Joos" too much for them to represent you properly... I know the secret handshake!
                    Please, PLEASE do NOT post any more of those "gay fisting" videos of yours. The Secret Handshake was quite disturbing enough, thank you very much!

                    We are NOT interested. Repeat, NOT interested!
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Pastor Al E Pistle
                        Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9323
                        #111
                        Re: Peter Ezekiel

                        Originally posted by I.am.a.tool View Post
                        I am Jewish and know the Jewish Defence League will rip you to shreds! You insult the "Joos" too much for them to represent you properly... I know the secret handshake!
                        Excuse me, but all of our best lawyers and accountants are JOOS, and they do not disappear into the segregated bathrooms to give each other a 'secret handshake'. We video everything they do. So you are a liar, and probably a MOOslum.
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                          • I.am.a.tool
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 15
                            #112
                            Re: Peter Ezekiel

                            Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                            Please, PLEASE do NOT post any more of those "gay fisting" videos of yours. The Secret Handshake was quite disturbing enough, thank you very much!

                            We are NOT interested. Repeat, NOT interested!
                            Gayfisting vids? you sound like you have seen a few, as for posting some, you are deluded (but I knew that anyway)... I think Wide Open Cheeks is your man for that sort of thing!

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                              • Wide-Open
                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                True Christian™
                                • Nov 2007
                                • 18449
                                #113
                                Re: Peter Ezekiel

                                Friend, you just earned your first infraction with your constant babbling about my "cheeks".

                                Now: put up or shut up. Give us your "proof". And asking a sample of DNA is just ridiculous: that atheist has been dead for a few years now, and even though we hate him with a passion (as does Jesus), I don't think we want to dig him (or his ashes) up.

                                He is in Satan's hands now, remembering the words "Don't Panic" in not so friendly letters.
                                Psalm 81:10:
                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                  • I.am.a.tool
                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                    • Nov 2008
                                    • 15
                                    #114
                                    Re: Peter Ezekiel

                                    He, as is the pasta... Won't do it cause he knows the kid is his... That DNA sample is 100% guaranteed as proof! as for your chheck comment, I seem to remember you saying I had a cute ass!!! And who's the homo...mmm

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                                      • Wide-Open
                                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                        True Christian™
                                        • Nov 2007
                                        • 18449
                                        #115
                                        Re: Peter Ezekiel

                                        Are you using Bablefish for your Abo->English translations?
                                        Psalm 81:10:
                                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                          • I.am.a.tool
                                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                            • Nov 2008
                                            • 15
                                            #116
                                            Re: Peter Ezekiel

                                            What part of "i'm a knuckle dragging primate" don't you understand?

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                                              • Wide-Open
                                                Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                                A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                                Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                                True Christian™
                                                • Nov 2007
                                                • 18449
                                                #117
                                                Re: Peter Ezekiel

                                                I fully understand.

                                                Now come up with some proof. If you don't do so in your next post, you WILL be banned, you little turd.
                                                Psalm 81:10:
                                                I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                                open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                                  • I.am.a.tool
                                                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                                                    • Nov 2008
                                                    • 15
                                                    #118
                                                    Re: Peter Ezekiel

                                                    I am glad you understand you are stupid, cause anyone with half a brain knows DNA is proof! The pasta (yes I am taking the piss) knows the kid is his... But will never take the test cause that would expose him... As a liar, a sinner and a phoney...

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                                                      • Wide-Open
                                                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                                                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                                                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                                                        True Christian™
                                                        • Nov 2007
                                                        • 18449
                                                        #119
                                                        Re: Peter Ezekiel

                                                        GONG!® (damned, this is going to cost me copyright)

                                                        Come back when you have a clue about what the word "proof" means.
                                                        Psalm 81:10:
                                                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                                                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                                                          • jeebusthejew
                                                            Unsaved trash
                                                            Under Investigation
                                                            • Nov 2008
                                                            • 4
                                                            #120
                                                            Re: Peter Ezekiel

                                                            So Homo... What proof is there other than DNA? You tell me, since you b rill smurt!

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