Peter Ezekiel

[Asparagus]

It is... unfortunate that a worshiper such as yourself should resort to hypocrisy, name calling and intolerance in order to save others. It is very childish and inhumane. You do not preach the holy religion. You preach racism, sexism and evil. You follow Satan, not the Holy Lord. I feel a lot of pity for you.

You are human. Humans are fallible. But you have crossed the path to the dark. I do not think anyone can save you now, not even I.

Ban me, if you will. If it rests on your conscience, there is still good in you. If not...

I am sorry and I hope you will learn before it is too late. I shall pray for you.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Who's this Peter Ezekiel Friend? We don't know anyone on these Godly boards with that name.

[Asparagus]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

Deceptions cannot undo what you have done, friend.

[Wide-Open]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

And what exactly have I "done" pray tell?

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

It is... unfortunate that a worshiper such as yourself should resort to hypocrisy, name calling and intolerance in order to save others. […] You do not preach the holy religion. You preach racism, sexism and evil.

Whatever do you mean? At Landover, you will read only God’s Word; if you have a problem, surely it is with God?

I shall pray for you.

To whom will you pray?

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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First off, I presume you speak of Pastor Ezekiel, as I know of no Peter Ezekiel. There was a Peter Zebediah a few years back, but due to unfortunate circumstances, he is no longer with us.

It is... unfortunate that a worshiper such as yourself should resort to hypocrisy, name calling and intolerance in order to save others.

Pastor Ezekiel is one of our most beloved Pastors and most Godly men on this hell-hole of a planet. All of our pastors are kind, hard-working men, who, out of the goodness of their hearts, spend hour upon hour teaching their flock. They are under no obligation to come here to this messageboard, as I know they are all busy in their offices--in fact, it is near impossible to book a meeting with Pastor Ezekiel because he spends so much time with 1-on-1 counseling with young teenage boys, guiding them through one of life's most stressful times.

It is very childish and inhumane.

Pastor Ezekiel is one of the most mature human beings to grace this forum. The man's moral fiber is unparalleled. In fact, when he volunteered to start the young men's group, we installed him as leader immediately! He has run the group successfully and helped to establish one of Landover's most-attended extra-church groups. His leadership skills are beyond reproach, and leadership skills are quite the opposite of "childish".

You do not preach the holy religion.

Are you a Catholic? This sounds suspiciously papal to me

You preach racism, sexism and evil. You follow Satan, not the Holy Lord. I feel a lot of pity for you.

We preach the Bible. If the Bible doesn't conform to your liberal standards, you can either join the Catholics or Mormons or whichever other hell-bound group that you fancy or you can change YOUR standards to meet God's--it's really quite simple. Pastor Ezekiel has an unparalleled knowledge of the 1611 King James Bible, and if that offends you, then you have a problem with God, not with the good Pastor.

You are human. Humans are fallible. But you have crossed the path to the dark. I do not think anyone can save you now, not even I.

I am sorry and I hope you will learn before it is too late. I shall pray for you.

You do that. Here's a news-flash: MARY'S DEAD. SHE DOESN'T HEAR YOUR PRAYERS, PAPIST!

[Wide-Open]

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To whom will you pray?

My guess is he'll pray to the Hot Butter Sauce.

Judges 5:25
He asked water, and she gave him milk; she brought forth butter in a lordly dish.

[Forest_dweller (Quarantined)]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

It is... unfortunate that a worshiper such as yourself should resort to hypocrisy, name calling and intolerance in order to save others. It is very childish and inhumane. You do not preach the holy religion. You preach racism, sexism and evil. You follow Satan, not the Holy Lord. I feel a lot of pity for you.

You are human. Humans are fallible. But you have crossed the path to the dark. I do not think anyone can save you now, not even I.

Ban me, if you will. If it rests on your conscience, there is still good in you. If not...

I am sorry and I hope you will learn before it is too late. I shall pray for you.

I agree. Ezikiel is not a godly person. I'm going to take a firm stance here. A real christian simply shines with light! A real christian makes you happy just by speaking to you! A true christian is truly the "salt of the world". A true christian cares and is so selfless that if Jesus where to come shop at the market with them, you could not tell them apart by how they acted!
Thats what a true christian is! Zeke is the most self-centered person I have ever had the misfortune of seeing! You call yourself a christian, you are a wolf in sheep's clothing!

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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I agree. Ezikiel is not a godly person.

Ezekiel is one of the writers of the Bible – how would it be possible to be more Godly?

I'm going to take a firm stance here.

Get on with it!

A real christian simply shines with light!

No, a "real" Christian looks like he’s been scrubbed with a yard-brush and homemade soap – I think you are thinking of a True Christian™.

A real christian makes you happy just by speaking to you!

Nope, a real Christian is usually some under-educated oaf with the imagination of a toad who blindly follows whatever the last person told him. A True Christian™ is the center of any group anywhere.

A true Christian

You will be hearing from our expensive joo lawyers – that phrases is a trademark and you’ve just infringed it big-time!

is truly the "salt of the world"

You just invented that phrase – I know because it’s not very good. The real phrase is: M't:5:13a: Ye are the salt of the earth:

A true christian cares and is so selfless that if Jesus where to come shop at the market with them, you could not tell them apart by how they acted!

Capitalize True Christian when you use it!

Thats what a true christian is!

You will see that the congregation of Landover are True Christians™

Zeke is the most self-centered person I have ever had the misfortune of seeing!

Pastor Ezekiel is the Gentle Pastor of The Flock – we know that because it’s in his title. He wrote it so it must be true!

You call yourself a christian, you are a wolf in sheep's clothing!

Landover has never misquoted the Bible. Landover sticks to God’s Law. You, on the other hand have chosen the bits you like out of a satanic version of God’s Word and from these selections created a god that you think you might like to worship – strangely, that god has all of the same characteristics and beliefs as yourself. Effectively, you are worshipping yourself and NOT The Lord of Hosts!

Repent sinner!!!You have backslidden and Hell awaits your corrupt soul!

[Mr. Seth Cochran]

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I agree. Ezikiel is not a godly person. I'm going to take a firm stance here.

Are you all crazy! You wouldn't know Godliness if it bit you! You're nothing but an arrogant tard, and we've seen your kind before. You come here with ZERO knowledge of God's word, then slander perfectly normal people while acting like you have ANYTHING worthwhile to say!

A real christian simply shines with light!

What are you talking about? The Glory of our Lord Jesus Christ is more than evident. He's a Senior Pastor of God's Favorite Church! What more do you need?!

A real christian makes you happy just by speaking to you! A true christian is truly the "salt of the world". A true christian cares and is so selfless that if Jesus where to come shop at the market with them, you could not tell them apart by how they acted!

You go ahead and believe what the Mainstream Media has to say about Christians. You just go right ahead and let your false pastor preach "feel-good" sermons. We'll see how good you feel when you're skin is being peeled of by demons!!

Zeke is the most self-centered person I have ever had the misfortune of seeing!

Then why is he wasting his time on you?

You call yourself a christian, you are a wolf in sheep's clothing!

You're the one coming here and slandering God's favorite church! You have no right to accuse anyone! Pastor Ezekiel is more of a man of God than I could ever hope to be. I'd be honored to clean his boots with my teeth after he walked through a cattle field! He's got a relationship with Jesus that I can't ever, ever, EVER hope to have. He is the MOST Christian man I've ever met. I've done nothing but slander him, lie about him, curse him, disobey him, and mock him and he STILL gives me a chance. And you say he has no mercy? You must be SOME retard. You have less chance of being Saved than I do.

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

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A real christian simply shines with light!

Assuming we're talking about Pastor Ezekiel, I will have you know that he was positively glowing like Moses come down from the Mount each day after his work with the Pastor Ted Haggard. Pastor Haggard spent literally every day with our pastors for months trying to get rid of the gay sex & heroin demons, and I've never seen Pastor Ezekiel so sweaty and worked-up after emerging from their private conference room after a long day's (and sometimes night's) work. The glow was quite visible!

[Ahimaaz Smith]

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It is... unfortunate that a worshiper such as yourself should resort to hypocrisy, name calling and intolerance in order to save others.

We are not hypocrites.

You are human. Humans are fallible.

Wow, did you think of that all by yourself?

But you have crossed the path to the dark.

Who are you, Yoda?

I do not think anyone can save you now, not even I.

Not even you? Unbelievable. You don't think you're Yoda, you think you're Jesus. Did you get whacked in the head when you were a child, boy?

Ban me, if you will.

If someone came into your house and started insulting you, what would you do?

I am sorry and I hope you will learn before it is too late. I shall pray for you.

Thanks, but God doesn't listen to the prayers of sinners, unless they're praying for salvation, which you obviously aren't.

There was a Peter Zebediah a few years back, but due to unfortunate circumstances, he is no longer with us.

Yes, terrible shame, that. Brother V was quite explicit, "Don't let the nigras drive the combines," but poor Brother Peter always was too soft on the servants.

I agree. Ezikiel is not a godly person.

You must have missed the day in Sunday school in which they explained that Jesus said in Matthew 7:1, Judge not that ye be not judged.

I'm going to take a firm stance here.

Thanks for the warning.

A real christian simply shines with light! A real christian makes you happy just by speaking to you! A true christian is truly the "salt of the world". A true christian cares and is so selfless that if Jesus where to come shop at the market with them, you could not tell them apart by how they acted!

So you think you're as good as Jesus? What a flake!

You call yourself a christian, you are a wolf in sheep's clothing!

You ought to read fewer stories by pagan sodomites such as Aesop and more of the Only True Word of God®, the Holy Bible, King James 1611 version.

[Forest_dweller (Quarantined)]

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Seth, getting your statues on these forums changed from "Unsaved Trash" means you are going to heaven?

Bathfire, I did not infringe anything. I was not talking about members of your church (who are laughably named "True Christians") but I was talking about the christians who do not preach that God is some sort of psychopath who is obsessed with death and pain. You preach it like we where created just to suffer! Merciful god indeed...

No No, when I said true christian, I meant the people who you can just adore because of how amazingly they imitate the true personality of Jesus, as a loving pastor (Not as a bloodthirsty monster obsessed with the idea of killing everyone who is not part of your church *hem *hem*)

John 3:16 says it all. "For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whosoever beleiveth in Him should not perish, but have everlasting life"
Does this sound like the guy who would ignore a life of pure, selfless acts, and see one small imperfection? Heaven will be entirely vacant then, it seems, because not a single person living on earth is perfect.

Call me a demon all you want, Zeke. You do not preach God's love but only hate. I stand by my word.

[Forest_dweller (Quarantined)]

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Assuming we're talking about Pastor Ezekiel, I will have you know that he was positively glowing like Moses come down from the Mount each day after his work with the Pastor Ted Haggard. Pastor Haggard spent literally every day with our pastors for months trying to get rid of the gay sex & heroin demons, and I've never seen Pastor Ezekiel so sweaty and worked-up after emerging from their private conference room after a long day's (and sometimes night's) work. The glow was quite visible!

Did you know that Ted Haggard Abused Methamphetamine for years? Thats not counting the time he spent being secretly gay. Maybe those gay demons finally got to him eh? Haggard is a much a role model is Jeffery Dahmer, if you know what I mean.

[High Preist Malac]

Re: Peter Ezekiel

It is... unfortunate that a worshiper such as yourself should resort to hypocrisy, name calling and intolerance in order to save others. It is very childish and inhumane. You do not preach the holy religion. You preach racism, sexism and evil. You follow Satan, not the Holy Lord. I feel a lot of pity for you.

You are human. Humans are fallible. But you have crossed the path to the dark. I do not think anyone can save you now, not even I.

Ban me, if you will. If it rests on your conscience, there is still good in you. If not...

I am sorry and I hope you will learn before it is too late. I shall pray for you.

Brother, i feel your strenght, you will be saved on the day of a thousand fires.