[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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goodbness gracious.. WIFE?! hecks, no, im prettty much sure im not a lesbian.. im sorry i didnt tell you i was a female earlier...

Two good things here! First, you're not as steeped in sin as you led us to believe! Sure, you're wallowing up to your eyeballs in it, but your haven't succumbed to unnatural desires yet! Secondly, being a woman has one advantage (other than we don't have to tax our poor brains too much), and it's that we can submit ourselves to a True Christian™ man who can gently guide us to live the godly life we otherwise couldn't naturally live by ourselves.

[Ohnn (Quarantined)]

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Two good things here! First, you're not as steeped in sin as you led us to believe! Sure, you're wallowing up to your eyeballs in it, but your haven't succumbed to unnatural desires yet! Secondly, being a woman has one advantage (other than we don't have to tax our poor brains too much), and it's that we can submit ourselves to a True Christian™ man who can gently guide us to live the godly life we otherwise couldn't naturally live by ourselves.

it was not me who led you to believe that, but you people assumed it yourself without asking me first. but in a way it was also my fault... it should had been common sense to say im a girl to begin with... but as for using our brains, i think i'll exercise my right to think and reason, but thanks for the advice, i will remember that when need be. =] and the submitting part, i dont think i should be thinking about those things yet. im still in school and i dont plan on marrying at a young age. but i do think it's possible to live alone and still live a godly lifestyle.. if not, then just ignore that comment.

[TwinkBoy]

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Hello Ohnn and WELCOME to the LBC, love.

Well gotta go...just wanted to POP IN and welcome another "heathen" such as myself...LMAO.....

Chow love,
Twink

[Ohnn (Quarantined)]

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lol. thx for the welcome twink, maybe being a "heathen" isnt so bad to have people who make you feel welcomed =D

[WickedWitch]

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aww.. thanks a lot undecided! how'd you know i have such a huge sweet tooth? =D

I'm just that cool! Lol.

[Ohnn (Quarantined)]

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I'm just that cool! Lol.

[Corbenk (On Moderation)]

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Hello Ohnn! I hope you have a great time here, though, judged on the way these people are treating you, I am not sure if you will. I too, like you am not christian. Perhaps we can find some common ground based on that? I hope you do not let this people's hate bring you down, perhaps you can stay on this forum with the other non-christians. We can always support you and your beliefs.

I must sat though, I am intrigued by Buddhism I find it to be a very accepting and peaceful genre of religion.

[Ohnn (Quarantined)]

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Hello Ohnn! I hope you have a great time here, though, judged on the way these people are treating you, I am not sure if you will. I too, like you am not christian. Perhaps we can find some common ground based on that? I hope you do not let this people's hate bring you down, perhaps you can stay on this forum with the other non-christians. We can always support you and your beliefs.

I must sat though, I am intrigued by Buddhism I find it to be a very accepting and peaceful genre of religion.

lmao. thx!

i think im starting to like this place. there's no way i would leave it. the way they think is kind of... interesting... xD

if there's anything you'd like to now about buddhism, then fire away =]

[WickedWitch]

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Squee!!! Rachael, Rachael, come see! We've picked up two more!! This marvelous! *Pinches the Dancing Banana's cheeks*

[Corbenk (On Moderation)]

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Squee!!! Rachael, Rachael, come see! We've picked up two more!! This marvelous! *Pinches the Dancing Banana's cheeks*

I am sorry, undecided, but I do nto think it safe to converse with the likes of you and miss racheal anymore. Though I have only been here for a few hours, I now realise how terribly evil and sinful I was. I decided to beg christ for redemption, I suggest you do the same.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I am sorry, undecided, but I do nto think it safe to converse with the likes of you and miss racheal anymore. Though I have only been here for a few hours, I now realise how terribly evil and sinful I was. I decided to beg christ for redemption, I suggest you do the same.

If you are going to mock God by pretending to be Saved©, at least go to the trouble of properly capitalizing words like Christ.

[Ohnn (Quarantined)]

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ROTFL!!!

[Corbenk (On Moderation)]

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If you are going to mock God by pretending to be Saved©, at least go to the trouble of properly capitalizing words like Christ.

Excuse me pastor, I am sorry to have disappointed you. However, why do you continue to think I am one of the blasphemous sinners? I am trying my hardest to embrace christ and all his glory, yet you still condem me. What can I do to show you that I am really attempting to be Saved© ?

[OnYourKnees]

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Excuse me pastor, I am sorry to have disappointed you. However, why do you continue to think I am one of the blasphemous sinners? I am trying my hardest to embrace christ and all his glory, yet you still condem me. What can I do to show you that I am really attempting to be Saved© ?

What's STILL wrong with this picture?

And what you can do is take a break from all this jibberjabber and do some of that Bible reading you claim to be in the midst of.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Excuse me pastor, I am sorry to have disappointed you. However, why do you continue to think I am one of the blasphemous sinners? I am trying my hardest to embrace christ and all his glory, yet you still condem me. What can I do to show you that I am really attempting to be Saved© ?

Tithe, as Jesus demands. Use the Paypal button and do it now, before Jesus kills you for being a liar and a sodomite cannuckistani. Don't rob God?

Num 18:26 Thus speak unto the Levites, and say unto them, When ye take of the children of Israel the tithes which I have given you from them for your inheritance, then ye shall offer up an heave offering of it for the LORD, [even] a tenth [part] of the tithe.
Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.