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  • TwinkBoy
    CASTLES DON'T HAVE PHONES
    Forum Member
    • Dec 2006
    • 212

    #31
    Re: Hello =]

    Originally posted by Corbenk View Post
    Excuse me pastor, I am sorry to have disappointed you. However, why do you continue to think I am one of the blasphemous sinners? I am trying my hardest to embrace christ and all his glory, yet you still condem me. What can I do to show you that I am really attempting to be Saved© ?
    Well..ah...I can think of a few things, love....snicker, snicker.........
    "I'm just a sweet transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania."

    "Don't dream it...BE IT!"

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    • WickedWitch
      Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
      CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
      • Jan 2007
      • 1366

      #32
      Re: Hello =]

      Originally posted by Corbenk View Post
      I am sorry, undecided, but I do nto think it safe to converse with the likes of you and miss racheal anymore. Though I have only been here for a few hours, I now realise how terribly evil and sinful I was. I decided to beg christ for redemption, I suggest you do the same.
      Ahhh, I see what happened here. Somebody's been editing posts again... *Looks in the general direction of the Moderators*

      Look, an edit by a Moderator! -OYK
      Last edited by OnYourKnees; 01-10-2007, 07:24 PM. Reason: Demonstrating what happens when a Moderator edits a post.
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      • SalvationSeeker
        True Christian™ Theologian
        Forum Member
        • Sep 2006
        • 3892

        #33
        Re: Hello =]

        Originally posted by Undecided View Post
        Ahhh, I see what happened here. Somebody's been editing posts again... *Looks in the general direction of the Moderators*
        If a post has been edited by a moderator, it says so at the bottom.
        Corbenk has obviously seen the error of his ways.
        Rejoice instead of being so negative!

        And lets concentrate on you now, don't you want to get Saved too?
        Don't reject Jesus love now, girl.
        Or you may find yourself burning in eternal hellfire!

        Why don't you want to accept Jesus?
        If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
        A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
        Proverbs 9:12-13

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        • Brother Temperance
          Senior Usher
          True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
          A very nice young man
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 15621

          #34
          Re: Hello =]

          Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
          If a post has been edited by a moderator, it says so at the bottom.
          Also, if a post's been written by a moderator, then the spelling'd be better than that, and the Holy Name of Christ would most certainly be capitalised!
          Originally posted by Corbenk
          Excuse me pastor, I am sorry to have disappointed you. However, why do you continue to think I am one of the blasphemous sinners? I am trying my hardest to embrace christ and all his glory, yet you still condem me. What can I do to show you that I am really attempting to be Saved© ?...
          I am sorry, undecided, but I do nto think it safe to converse with the likes of you and miss racheal anymore. Though I have only been here for a few hours, I now realise how terribly evil and sinful I was. I decided to beg christ for redemption, I suggest you do the same.
          Does that look like one of us wrote it?
          O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



          God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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          • WickedWitch
            Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
            CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
            • Jan 2007
            • 1366

            #35
            Re: Hello =]

            Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
            Does that look like one of us wrote it?
            *Nods* Yep. For one thing, not every Saved member here is that great with spelling and/or grammar in general. And secondly, if a Moderator didn't want to let on that they'd edited a post, they'd keep the crappy spelling, so as to not raise any suspicions. (And I've also seen cases where Mods/Admins edited posts and made the spelling and grammar worse to embarrass the poster.)
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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #36
              Re: Hello =]

              Originally posted by Undecided View Post
              *Nods* Yep. For one thing, not every Saved member here is that great with spelling and/or grammar in general. And secondly, if a Moderator didn't want to let on that they'd edited a post, they'd keep the crappy spelling, so as to not raise any suspicions. (And I've also seen cases where Mods/Admins edited posts and made the spelling and grammar worse to embarrass the poster.)
              Ms. Alie, your diseased mind won't allow you to see the truth. Paranoia clouds your thinking because you KNOW, deep down inside, that Jesus is the only way to Salvation© and that you fall short of His Grace. Being a hopeless lezbean cannuckistani wrapped in satan's dark embrace, you can never enter the golden arches of Heaven, and that idea leads you to the nightmarish world of suspicion and depravity that you inhabit.

              Stop pointing fingers and start repenting. We aren't spying on you, JESUS is.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • WickedWitch
                Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                • Jan 2007
                • 1366

                #37
                Re: Hello =]

                Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                ... Being a hopeless lezbean cannuckistani...
                We've been over this: Alie is a fan of penises and has no sexual attraction towards women whatsoever. You can ask Mortimer Snerd if you like, he'll back me up on this one... the cold-hearted bastard... And I'm Canadian, not "cannuckistani". You can call me a Canuck if you like, but anything other than that or Canadian just doesn't make sense.
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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #38
                  Re: Hello =]

                  Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                  We've been over this: Alie is a fan of penises and has no sexual attraction towards women whatsoever. You can ask Mortimer Snerd if you like, he'll back me up on this one... the cold-hearted bastard... And I'm Canadian, not "cannuckistani". You can call me a Canuck if you like, but anything other than that or Canadian just doesn't make sense.
                  You seem awfully defensive about this Undecideded. Are you sure you haven't be "experimenting" with other women? I know there in Cannuckistian is it hard to tell the boys from the girls with all those clothes.

                  I have it on good authority that you people are “bilingual” up there.

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • WickedWitch
                    Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                    CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                    • Jan 2007
                    • 1366

                    #39
                    Re: Hello =]

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    You seem awfully defensive about this Undecided. It's just frustrating that I'm not getting through to you people: I'm straight. I'm pro-gay, but I'm straight Are you sure you haven't been "experimenting" with other women? Yes I am. I know there in Marvelous Canada it is hard to tell the boys from the girls with all those clothes. No it isn't.

                    I have it on good authority that you people are “bilingual” up there.
                    If by bilingual you mean that my Amazing and Nearly Perfect* country has two official languages, you'd be right. I suspect there are a large amount of bisexuals, which I believe is what you were actually implying, but there isn't anything wrong with that.


                    *: Stephen Harper is working really hard on keeping us from being Completely Perfect, but I've got plans to get rid of him.
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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131

                      #40
                      Re: Hello =]

                      Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                      Why don't you want to accept Jesus?
                      Well, Sallyboy, the Jesus of the bible barely accepted anyone, yet everyone else is supposed to accept him?
                      'I hate most people but everyone must love me or burn in hell forever.'
                      Gee, sounds like a swell character who'd be wonderful to accept......NOT!!!
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                      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • OnYourKnees
                        On Extended Furlough
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2006
                        • 4729

                        #41
                        Re: Hello =]

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        Well, Sallyboy, the Jesus of the bible barely accepted anyone, yet everyone else is supposed to accept him?
                        'I hate most people but everyone must love me or burn in hell forever.'
                        Gee, sounds like a swell character who'd be wonderful to accept......NOT!!!
                        Sure sounds better than the alternative, doesn't it?

                        Oh, I forgot. You LIKE being sodomized by demons.

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                        • Rachael Van Helsing
                          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5131

                          #42
                          Re: Hello =]

                          Originally posted by OnYourKnees View Post
                          Sure sounds better than the alternative, doesn't it?

                          Oh, I forgot. You LIKE being sodomized by demons.
                          Heh, if there really was a hell and heaven and the alternative was that or spending eternity with xtians and the xtian god, well, then, I wouldn't say no to the demon sodomy.

                          But the point still stands, how could someone who hates almost everyone expect love from everyone in return?
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                          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                          • WickedWitch
                            Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                            CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                            • Jan 2007
                            • 1366

                            #43
                            Re: Hello =]

                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                            But the point still stands, how could someone who hates almost everyone expect love from everyone in return?
                            She's got a point. After all: "do unto others", "what ye reap that also shall ye sow", that whole thing.
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                            • Pastor Al E Pistle
                              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9323

                              #44
                              Re: Hello =]

                              Originally posted by Undecided View Post
                              She's got a point. After all: "do unto others", "what ye reap that also shall ye sow", that whole thing.
                              She has no point. She is merely attempting to validate her enema fetish. If you are quoting something, please be kind enough to attribute it. Chapter and verse, please.
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                              • WickedWitch
                                Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved©
                                CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 1366

                                #45
                                Re: Hello =]

                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                She has no point. She is merely attempting to validate her enema fetish. If you are quoting something, please be kind enough to attribute it. Chapter and verse, please.
                                I'm sorry, I don't know which chapter of verse those appear. I would indeed cite their sources if I knew them.



                                By the way, I just realised that I accidentally mixed up the words 'reap' and 'sow'. That happens when I'm deprived of sleep.
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