[TwinkBoy]

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Excuse me pastor, I am sorry to have disappointed you. However, why do you continue to think I am one of the blasphemous sinners? I am trying my hardest to embrace christ and all his glory, yet you still condem me. What can I do to show you that I am really attempting to be Saved© ?

Well..ah...I can think of a few things, love....snicker, snicker.........

[WickedWitch]

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I am sorry, undecided, but I do nto think it safe to converse with the likes of you and miss racheal anymore. Though I have only been here for a few hours, I now realise how terribly evil and sinful I was. I decided to beg christ for redemption, I suggest you do the same.

Ahhh, I see what happened here. Somebody's been editing posts again... *Looks in the general direction of the Moderators*

Look, an edit by a Moderator! -OYK

[SalvationSeeker]

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Ahhh, I see what happened here. Somebody's been editing posts again... *Looks in the general direction of the Moderators*

If a post has been edited by a moderator, it says so at the bottom.
Corbenk has obviously seen the error of his ways.
Rejoice instead of being so negative!

And lets concentrate on you now, don't you want to get Saved too?
Don't reject Jesus love now, girl.
Or you may find yourself burning in eternal hellfire!

Why don't you want to accept Jesus?

[Brother Temperance]

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If a post has been edited by a moderator, it says so at the bottom.

Also, if a post's been written by a moderator, then the spelling'd be better than that, and the Holy Name of Christ would most certainly be capitalised!

Excuse me pastor, I am sorry to have disappointed you. However, why do you continue to think I am one of the blasphemous sinners? I am trying my hardest to embrace christ and all his glory, yet you still condem me. What can I do to show you that I am really attempting to be Saved© ?...
I am sorry, undecided, but I do nto think it safe to converse with the likes of you and miss racheal anymore. Though I have only been here for a few hours, I now realise how terribly evil and sinful I was. I decided to beg christ for redemption, I suggest you do the same.

Does that look like one of us wrote it?

[WickedWitch]

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Does that look like one of us wrote it?

*Nods* Yep. For one thing, not every Saved member here is that great with spelling and/or grammar in general. And secondly, if a Moderator didn't want to let on that they'd edited a post, they'd keep the crappy spelling, so as to not raise any suspicions. (And I've also seen cases where Mods/Admins edited posts and made the spelling and grammar worse to embarrass the poster.)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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*Nods* Yep. For one thing, not every Saved member here is that great with spelling and/or grammar in general. And secondly, if a Moderator didn't want to let on that they'd edited a post, they'd keep the crappy spelling, so as to not raise any suspicions. (And I've also seen cases where Mods/Admins edited posts and made the spelling and grammar worse to embarrass the poster.)

Ms. Alie, your diseased mind won't allow you to see the truth. Paranoia clouds your thinking because you KNOW, deep down inside, that Jesus is the only way to Salvation© and that you fall short of His Grace. Being a hopeless lezbean cannuckistani wrapped in satan's dark embrace, you can never enter the golden arches of Heaven, and that idea leads you to the nightmarish world of suspicion and depravity that you inhabit.

Stop pointing fingers and start repenting. We aren't spying on you, JESUS is.

[WickedWitch]

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... Being a hopeless lezbean cannuckistani...

We've been over this: Alie is a fan of penises and has no sexual attraction towards women whatsoever. You can ask Mortimer Snerd if you like, he'll back me up on this one... the cold-hearted bastard... And I'm Canadian, not "cannuckistani". You can call me a Canuck if you like, but anything other than that or Canadian just doesn't make sense.

[Bobby-Joe]

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We've been over this: Alie is a fan of penises and has no sexual attraction towards women whatsoever. You can ask Mortimer Snerd if you like, he'll back me up on this one... the cold-hearted bastard... And I'm Canadian, not "cannuckistani". You can call me a Canuck if you like, but anything other than that or Canadian just doesn't make sense.

You seem awfully defensive about this Undecideded. Are you sure you haven't be "experimenting" with other women? I know there in Cannuckistian is it hard to tell the boys from the girls with all those clothes.

I have it on good authority that you people are “bilingual” up there.

[WickedWitch]

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You seem awfully defensive about this Undecided. It's just frustrating that I'm not getting through to you people: I'm straight. I'm pro-gay, but I'm straight Are you sure you haven't been "experimenting" with other women? Yes I am. I know there in Marvelous Canada it is hard to tell the boys from the girls with all those clothes. No it isn't.

I have it on good authority that you people are “bilingual” up there.

If by bilingual you mean that my Amazing and Nearly Perfect* country has two official languages, you'd be right. I suspect there are a large amount of bisexuals, which I believe is what you were actually implying, but there isn't anything wrong with that.


*: Stephen Harper is working really hard on keeping us from being Completely Perfect, but I've got plans to get rid of him.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Why don't you want to accept Jesus?

Well, Sallyboy, the Jesus of the bible barely accepted anyone, yet everyone else is supposed to accept him?
'I hate most people but everyone must love me or burn in hell forever.'
Gee, sounds like a swell character who'd be wonderful to accept......NOT!!!

[OnYourKnees]

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Well, Sallyboy, the Jesus of the bible barely accepted anyone, yet everyone else is supposed to accept him?
'I hate most people but everyone must love me or burn in hell forever.'
Gee, sounds like a swell character who'd be wonderful to accept......NOT!!!

Sure sounds better than the alternative, doesn't it?

Oh, I forgot. You LIKE being sodomized by demons.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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Sure sounds better than the alternative, doesn't it?

Oh, I forgot. You LIKE being sodomized by demons.

Heh, if there really was a hell and heaven and the alternative was that or spending eternity with xtians and the xtian god, well, then, I wouldn't say no to the demon sodomy.

But the point still stands, how could someone who hates almost everyone expect love from everyone in return?

[WickedWitch]

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But the point still stands, how could someone who hates almost everyone expect love from everyone in return?

She's got a point. After all: "do unto others", "what ye reap that also shall ye sow", that whole thing.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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She's got a point. After all: "do unto others", "what ye reap that also shall ye sow", that whole thing.

She has no point. She is merely attempting to validate her enema fetish. If you are quoting something, please be kind enough to attribute it. Chapter and verse, please.

[WickedWitch]

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She has no point. She is merely attempting to validate her enema fetish. If you are quoting something, please be kind enough to attribute it. Chapter and verse, please.

I'm sorry, I don't know which chapter of verse those appear. I would indeed cite their sources if I knew them.



By the way, I just realised that I accidentally mixed up the words 'reap' and 'sow'. That happens when I'm deprived of sleep.