Good afternoon!

[Corbenk (On Moderation)]

Hello fellow humans!

My name is Galvin, though I'd prefer to be called under my artist name, Corbenk. I was given a link to this forum from a dear friend and just had to join. Though I am not christian, I do not intend to condem you or your beliefs. I hope you can do the same for me. I am fifteen years old and live in canada. Though the area around me is mainly conservative, I myself am liberal. I am bisexual and I believe in equal rights for all people. I play bass guitar and I am an aspiring vector artist. As I mentioned above, I am not christian, in fact, I am not anything. I am indifferent to a godly being's existence, but i have no problem with others who have the opposite belief system.

I hope I can meet some nice people and gain a friend or two. If not, oh well, at least I tried.

-Corbenk

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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So young, yet already so many sins.

[Corbenk (On Moderation)]

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So young, yet already so many sins.

You think my lifestyle is a sin? Wow, guess mentioning the fact that I LOVE tim burton and is movies (Nightmare before christams, Corpse bride and Big Fish) is not a good idea? Perhaps the fact that I stand up for gay rights is a sin as well? (I honestly do not know if it is or not, I have never read the bible)

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Hello fellow humans!

My name is Galvin, though I'd prefer to be called under my artist name, Corbenk. I was given a link to this forum from a dear friend and just had to join. Though I am not christian, I do not intend to condem you or your beliefs. I hope you can do the same for me. I am fifteen years old and live in canada. Though the area around me is mainly conservative, I myself am liberal. I am bisexual and I believe in equal rights for all people. I play bass guitar and I am an aspiring vector artist. As I mentioned above, I am not christian, in fact, I am not anything. I am indifferent to a godly being's existence, but i have no problem with others who have the opposite belief system.

I hope I can meet some nice people and gain a friend or two. If not, oh well, at least I tried.

-Corbenk

Dear miss Galvin;

I wish I could say welcome to Landover Baptist Church, but as you are an admitted sodomite and an underage one at that, I am obligated to rebuke you and tell you that you are hellbound unless you stop letting men shove their tallywackers up your boyish bottom. God hates that, and actually He says you must die for it.

Lev.20:13
If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

This is not a dating service for perverts. You'll have to advertise for "vector" partners elsewhere, nancy. Praise Jesus!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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You think my lifestyle is a sin? Wow, guess mentioning the fact that I LOVE tim burton and is movies (Nightmare before christams, Corpse bride and Big Fish) is not a good idea? Perhaps the fact that I stand up for gay rights is a sin as well? (I honestly do not know if it is or not, I have never read the bible)

It's just one filthy sin after another with you, isn't it? How your parents have let you live this long is beyond me. It's obvious they're unsaved, but the least they could do is try to obey even the least of God's commands.

Deuteronomy 21:18 If a man have a stubborn and rebellious son, which will not obey the voice of his father, or the voice of his mother, and that, when they have chastened him, will not hearken unto them:
21:19 Then shall his father and his mother lay hold on him, and bring him out unto the elders of his city, and unto the gate of his place;
21:20 And they shall say unto the elders of his city, This our son is stubborn and rebellious, he will not obey our voice; he is a glutton, and a drunkard.
21:21 And all the men of his city shall stone him with stones, that he die: so shalt thou put evil away from among you; and all Israel shall hear, and fear.

[Corbenk (On Moderation)]

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Dear miss Galvin;

I wish I could say welcome to Landover Baptist Church, but as you are an admitted sodomite and an underage one at that, I am obligated to rebuke you and tell you that you are hellbound unless you stop letting men shove their tallywackers up your boyish bottom. God hates that, and actually He says you must die for it.

While I appreciate you taking enough time to reply to my post, I think it would be best to inform you of my gender and background.

I am indeed a male, as indicated by my penis and scrotum. You seem to think I am an active member in sodomy, however, never once have I committed this act. Nor do I ever plan to, though I am "bisexual" I am attracted to girls and find sex between two men to be less then appealing.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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While I appreciate you taking enough time to reply to my post, I think it would be best to inform you of my gender and background.

I am indeed a male, as indicated by my penis and scrotum. You seem to think I am an active member in sodomy, however, never once have I committed this act. Nor do I ever plan to, though I am "bisexual" I am attracted to girls and find sex between two men to be less then appealing.

GLORY! Jesus has already begun to change this filthy pervert's heart! Praise His Sweet Holy Blood!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Nor do I ever plan to, though I am "bisexual" I am attracted to girls and find sex between two men to be less then appealing.

And so you should, because it's unnatural and disgusting. But it's very strange that you call yourself a Sodomite yet you have a natural aversion to sodomy. It's like a perverse version of the unsaved who come here, call themselves "Christian", but hate God and His Holy Bible.

[WickedWitch]

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SWEET! IT'S ANOTHER CANADIAN!!! I'm Alie, I'm an 18-year old vegetarian, I live in Saskatchewan, I'm Pagan, and I'm so liberal I'm NDP! I'm not gay (or bi), but I am pro-gay. I few notes to help you survive your experience here (keep these in mind when you're posting): Liberals/Democrats are wrong. Non-Landover Baptists are wrong. Gays are wrong. Women are wrong. Non-whites are wrong. Non-Americans are wrong. Vegetarians are wrong. Is there something I'm forgetting? I feel like I'm forgetting something... Oh well. These are the basic "rules". I hope our cruel winters have made you tough enough to deal with the Landover Baptists, because I want another Canadian on this board, dammit!

[OnYourKnees]

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Hello fellow humans!

My name is Galvin, though I'd prefer to be called under my artist name, Corbenk. I was given a link to this forum from a dear friend and just had to join. Though I am not christian, I do not intend to condem you or your beliefs. I hope you can do the same for me. I am fifteen years old and live in canada. Though the area around me is mainly conservative, I myself am liberal. I am bisexual and I believe in equal rights for all people. I play bass guitar and I am an aspiring vector artist. As I mentioned above, I am not christian, in fact, I am not anything. I am indifferent to a godly being's existence, but i have no problem with others who have the opposite belief system.

I hope I can meet some nice people and gain a friend or two. If not, oh well, at least I tried.

-Corbenk

The purpose of this Forum is to discuss and share the truth of God and Jesus as they are described in God's Holy Word, the King James Version of the Bible.

We at LBC believe in ALL of the Bible -- not just the sweet, nice, happy parts -- and are happy to discuss it with you.

However, you've already stated a disinterest in Christianity, and the fact that you intentionally break God's commandments.

So I must ask, why are you here? For what purpose have you joined a Baptist forum, if not to learn about God and Jesus?

[Corbenk (On Moderation)]

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SWEET! IT'S ANOTHER CANADIAN!!! I'm Alie, I'm an 18-year old vegetarian, I live in Saskatchewan, I'm Pagan, and I'm so liberal I'm NDP! I'm not gay (or bi), but I am pro-gay. I few notes to help you survive your experience here (keep these in mind when you're posting): Liberals/Democrats are wrong. Non-Landover Baptists are wrong. Gays are wrong. Women are wrong. Non-whites are wrong. Non-Americans are wrong. Vegetarians are wrong. Is there something I'm forgetting? I feel like I'm forgetting something... Oh well. These are the basic "rules". I hope our cruel winters have made you tough enough to deal with the Landover Baptists, because I want another Canadian on this board, dammit!

Hello Alie! I too am glad to meet another canadian! Though I already had that sort of idea from my the litter perusing that I have done, thank you for the words of warning! I look forward to conversing with you via Private message, when it becomes available to me.


To Onyourknees:

I do not have a disintrest in Christianity, quite the opposite. Though I have no intention of ever being "saved" or converted, I do posses an urge to gain more knowledge about this religion. The small albertan town that I live in is a "christian" town, but it teaches a bastardized version of christianity. Though not nessacarly wrong, I would enjoy nothing more than learning about christianity, what makes it tick and what it's core beliefs are!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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All you want to learn is in the Holy Bible (KJV1611, not any of the Satan inspired translations). Buy yourself one (they're available in the Landover Gift Shop) and study it relentlessly. Wake up early, study for two hours, go out and do whatever sinning you do in the world, then go back home and study for another five hours. Do this every day, then get down on your knees and beg for God's forgiveness for being so drenched in sin.

[Corbenk (On Moderation)]

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Hello Alie! I too am glad to meet another canadian! Though I already had that sort of idea from my the litter perusing that I have done, thank you for the words of warning! I look forward to conversing with you via Private message, when it becomes available to me.


To Onyourknees:

I do not have a disintrest in Christianity, quite the opposite. Though I have no intention of ever being "saved" or converted, I do posses an urge to gain more knowledge about this religion. The small albertan town that I live in is a "christian" town, but it teaches a bastardized version of christianity. Though not nessacarly wrong, I would enjoy nothing more than learning about christianity, what makes it tick and what it's core beliefs are!

This is not a dating service for perverts. You'll have to advertise for "vector" partners elsewhere, nancy. Praise Jesus!

You seem to misunderstand what a vector is. How you can assume that it has anything to do with any sort of sexual deviation? The type of vector art I produce is simply a type of Digital graphical art. Made using Adobe illustrator, my vectors take a picture and give it a more simple, cartoon feel. I do not intend to meet anyone of this forum for a date, for most of you seem angered by my simple existence. Also, I find forum dating to be inane and dangerous.

[Corbenk (On Moderation)]

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GLORY! Jesus has already begun to change this filthy pervert's heart! Praise His Sweet Holy Blood!

I did not know you kept me in such high respect

[Shikamaru]

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welcome corbenk, hopefully your DASTARDLY ABOMIDABLE and absolutely DISGUSTING ways will be extenguished by the end of your stay here! may i say you are a sinning bastard son of the lord and need to be reguided so that you do not burn in hell with all of the rest of the damned family