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Sister SUV, we have no reason to believe that a True Christian lady such as yourself is damned to Hell!
We're just not entirely sure that you have a soul. So, worst-case scenario, when you die, you cease to exist.
However, that would mean nobody to bake tasty pies and other treats for us menfolk in Heaven! THAT makes no sense at all; not because the ladies would cease to exist, but because the menfolk would have no pies. Why would God expect us to continue throughout eternity without pie?
That would speak rather poorly of Heavenly hospitality.
Therefore, I conclude that if women do not have souls, God will likely resurrect them in bodily form and bring them to Heaven to bake and continue their other wifely duties.
Unfortunately, I can find no evidence in the Bible for this, and it is pure speculation on my part. It is entirely possible that God would instruct angels to bake for us, instead.
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Ah, well. I'm already Damned to Hell for being Born a woman, I think
We're just not entirely sure that you have a soul. So, worst-case scenario, when you die, you cease to exist.
However, that would mean nobody to bake tasty pies and other treats for us menfolk in Heaven! THAT makes no sense at all; not because the ladies would cease to exist, but because the menfolk would have no pies. Why would God expect us to continue throughout eternity without pie?
That would speak rather poorly of Heavenly hospitality.Therefore, I conclude that if women do not have souls, God will likely resurrect them in bodily form and bring them to Heaven to bake and continue their other wifely duties.
Unfortunately, I can find no evidence in the Bible for this, and it is pure speculation on my part. It is entirely possible that God would instruct angels to bake for us, instead.
Whatever would they bake? Some sort of a cake?
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