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  • Brother Temperance
    Senior Usher
    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
    A very nice young man
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 15621

    #31
    Re: KlaireBear

    Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
    Actuall Jesus loves me this is know is a children's chorus songs
    And how does a children's chorus song teach you anything about God's Word?
    and i study Community Education.
    That's nice, dear. Do they let you do fingerpainting?
    I have NEVER drank buckfast in my life and will NEVER drink the uneducatied stuf
    Oh, so you only drink educated drinks?
    if it wasn't for einstiann and edision many invetions would not exsist.
    I could say the same about Fritz Haber. Not all inventions are good.
    Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
    Sorry "pastor" but Scotland is loved by God
    He's certainly got a very funny way of showing it.
    Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
    Actually Univeristies here teach the same subjects as Ameircan "colleges" only at higher levels and you clearly kow nothing of scotland than backword prejectus!
    Backword prejectus sounds pretty painful. Is that what you get when you've had one Bell's&Irn-Bru too many?
    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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    • Clare the Spazz
      Unsaved Trash, Drunken Spastic Scot
      • Dec 2008
      • 34

      #32
      Re: KlaireBear

      Can't take it that you dont encoaurge blievers only put them down well go on ban me! I pray to God that you hate crime Christians are judged as you should be

      for discourageign belivers due to Throns in the flesh!!!!!
      My mothers is a whore and alot more inteligenter than you!

      I AM A SPASTIC MORE INTELIGENT THAN AMERICAN SPASTICS!!!

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      • Brother_Percy
        Honorary True Christian™
        Forum Member
        • May 2008
        • 1359

        #33
        Re: DO GOTHS DESERVE TO GET RAPED ???

        Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
        i do have a very high IQ (its in the 100s at least)!
        PROVE IT! Jesus HATES a liar, son.

        Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
        Plus Jesus doesnt kill SIN kills!
        That's NOT what the Bible says at all.

        Revelation 19:10-15

        for the testimony of Jesus is the spirit of prophecy. And I saw heaven opened, and behold a white horse; and he that sat upon him was called Faithful and True, and in righteousness he doth judge and make war. His eyes were as a flame of fire, and on his head were many crowns; and he had a name written, that no man knew, but he himself. And he was clothed with a vesture dipped in blood: and his name is called The Word of God. And the armies which were in heaven followed him upon white horses, clothed in fine linen, white and clean. And out of his mouth goeth a sharp sword, that with it he should smite the nations: and he shall rule them with a rod of iron: and he treadeth the winepress of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God.

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        • Clare the Spazz
          Unsaved Trash, Drunken Spastic Scot
          • Dec 2008
          • 34

          #34
          Re: KlaireBear

          Originally posted by Brother Temperance View Post
          And how does a children's chorus song teach you anything about God's Word?
          That's nice, dear. Do they let you do fingerpainting?

          Oh, so you only drink educated drinks?

          I could say the same about Fritz Haber. Not all inventions are good.

          He's certainly got a very funny way of showing it.

          Backword prejectus sounds pretty painful. Is that what you get when you've had one Bell's&Irn-Bru too many?
          Yeah your an idot serious learn alot mroe than beign a backward, unintellitent, deliousinal idiot!!!!!!

          Plus i do not drink alcholoic drinks becasue Alchol kills people!!!
          My mothers is a whore and alot more inteligenter than you!

          I AM A SPASTIC MORE INTELIGENT THAN AMERICAN SPASTICS!!!

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          • Brother_Percy
            Honorary True Christian™
            Forum Member
            • May 2008
            • 1359

            #35
            Re: KlaireBear

            Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
            for discourageign belivers due to Throns in the flesh!!!!!
            Throns in the flesh??? Oh dear.... These Scotch people are retarded!

            I guess that's what happens with centuries of inbreeding. It must be confusing when your father's your granddaddy, and your mother's your sister.

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            • Pastor Al E Pistle
              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 9323

              #36
              Re: KlaireBear

              Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
              Can't take it that you dont encoaurge blievers only put them down well go on ban me! I pray to God that you hate crime Christians are judged as you should be

              for discourageign belivers due to Throns in the flesh!!!!!
              We encourage ANYONE who has a chance into getting into Heaven. But defectives can't enter the Temple of GOD, and women probably don't even have souls.

              Women Probably Don't Have Souls
              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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              • Clare the Spazz
                Unsaved Trash, Drunken Spastic Scot
                • Dec 2008
                • 34

                #37
                Re: KlaireBear

                BAN ME GO ON! CLEARLY YOU CANTHANDLE THE FACT A CHRISTIAN IS SHARIGN PROPER LOVE RATHER THAN BACKWARD IDEAS OF HATE! GET A GRIP

                JESUS LOVES PEOPLE AND COMMANDED.

                I OWE NO ONE APPOLIGES HERE EXCEPT GOD!!!


                GOD KNOWS MY HEART AND I'M GLADD SUPPOSED INTELLIGENT POPLE DONT BECASUE YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS I'M TELLING YOU IDIOTS



                YOU NEED TO LEARN A BIT MORE ABOTU LOVE RATHER THAN SPREADING HATE!!!!
                My mothers is a whore and alot more inteligenter than you!

                I AM A SPASTIC MORE INTELIGENT THAN AMERICAN SPASTICS!!!

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                • Pastor Al E Pistle
                  Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                   
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 9323

                  #38
                  Re: KlaireBear

                  Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
                  BAN ME GO ON! CLEARLY YOU CANTHANDLE THE FACT A CHRISTIAN IS SHARIGN PROPER LOVE RATHER THAN BACKWARD IDEAS OF HATE! GET A GRIP

                  JESUS LOVES PEOPLE AND COMMANDED.

                  I OWE NO ONE APPOLIGES HERE EXCEPT GOD!!!


                  GOD KNOWS MY HEART AND I'M GLADD SUPPOSED INTELLIGENT POPLE DONT BECASUE YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS I'M TELLING YOU IDIOTS



                  YOU NEED TO LEARN A BIT MORE ABOTU LOVE RATHER THAN SPREADING HATE!!!!
                  Here now! Don't get excited, you'll start drooling all over everything. We won't ban you for being a defective. It's just that you can't get into Heaven.
                  Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                  "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                  Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                  • Clare the Spazz
                    Unsaved Trash, Drunken Spastic Scot
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 34

                    #39
                    Re: KlaireBear

                    Actually i know im goign to heaven becasuse i love people

                    go one ban me you idoit leaders!

                    I'm glad i'm not part of your chruch!!!!!!!
                    My mothers is a whore and alot more inteligenter than you!

                    I AM A SPASTIC MORE INTELIGENT THAN AMERICAN SPASTICS!!!

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78555

                      #40
                      Re: KlaireBear

                      Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post

                      I OWE NO ONE APPOLIGES HERE EXCEPT GOD!!!

                      That's an excellent start. Once your conniption fit passes, go ahead and apologize to Him.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                      • Brother_Percy
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • May 2008
                        • 1359

                        #41
                        Re: KlaireBear

                        Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
                        I'm glad i'm not part of your chruch!!!!!!!
                        Not as glad as I am.

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                        • Clare the Spazz
                          Unsaved Trash, Drunken Spastic Scot
                          • Dec 2008
                          • 34

                          #42
                          Re: KlaireBear

                          Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                          Here now! Don't get excited, you'll start drooling all over everything. We won't ban you for being a defective. It's just that you can't get into Heaven.
                          actually my saliva is in my mouth and no were near you

                          you just want me and you cant becasue im far mroe intelligent than you
                          My mothers is a whore and alot more inteligenter than you!

                          I AM A SPASTIC MORE INTELIGENT THAN AMERICAN SPASTICS!!!

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                          • Clare the Spazz
                            Unsaved Trash, Drunken Spastic Scot
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 34

                            #43
                            Re: KlaireBear

                            Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                            Not as glad as I am.
                            actually you want me! its why u insult me!
                            My mothers is a whore and alot more inteligenter than you!

                            I AM A SPASTIC MORE INTELIGENT THAN AMERICAN SPASTICS!!!

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621

                              #44
                              Re: KlaireBear

                              Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
                              Plus i do not drink alcholoic drinks becasue Alchol kills people!!!
                              I think I see what's happening here. How much buckie did your cancerwhore of a mother chug while pregnant with you?
                              Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
                              Actually i know im goign to heaven becasuse i love people
                              Where in the Bible does God say "love people and you will go to Heaven"? Chapter and verse, sinner.
                              Originally posted by KlaireBear26 View Post
                              actually my saliva is in my mouth and no were near you
                              Is that your crippled way of telling us you're high on the salvia weed?
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                              • Clare the Spazz
                                Unsaved Trash, Drunken Spastic Scot
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 34

                                #45
                                Re: DO GOTHS DESERVE TO GET RAPED ???

                                Originally posted by Brother_Percy View Post
                                PROVE IT! Jesus HATES a liar, son.
                                I'm not a "son" because i am a woman.

                                2nd i'm not a liar but i'm not revelaign my IQ to idiots such as yourself
                                My mothers is a whore and alot more inteligenter than you!

                                I AM A SPASTIC MORE INTELIGENT THAN AMERICAN SPASTICS!!!

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