[Nobar King]

Re: Forgive me father, for I hath sinned

Playing video games doesn't count as hunting.

[Hawk]

Re: Forgive me father, for I hath sinned

I do not have a wife. I haven't hunted. I have backsassed my parents, yes. Also I play violent video games from time to time, am ambidextrous, among some others. I don't know exactly, I just know I must have some. Ah yes, I have my earlobes pierced (I'm male, so that's bad right?) And I'm friends with people who are homosexual, although I am NOT one myself.

I'll try to think of more as they come, but I have to leave now. By the way, you guys don't think that 19 is just a little young to have a wife?

Hi Curious,

Nice to meet you, as you can see I am unsaved trash also, this seems to be the title for all new registered members, because they do not know you and must look you through. I am a born again Christian, baptized when I was a baby and as a grown man like yourself. When you get baptized it is basically washing away the old you and becoming a new creature in Jesus Christ and getting filled with the Holy Spirit! This is the same Spirit that was in Jesus when He dwelt the earth.
The Bible is the source of the Truth everyone seek and as long as you follow that Guide you cannot go wrong! Do not always except and believe what someone says, first look for a reference in the Bible if you have any doubts.

Jesus Christ our Lord is the most wonderful God to have, He gives you surplus of love and protection and wants to create a close relationship with you so that He can give you the ultimate Gift and that is the Gift of eternal life!
We are born in sin and the devil is seeking souls to devour like a roaring lion, with his lies and deception of which he is the master of, so we need Jesus to help us not to fall in his traps. You are still young and have a long life ahead, when you start a family and have kids you will see the importance of having Jesus as the head of your family, because the probability of divorce goes way down and your kids will not disappoint you, because they will love you and have that little voice to tell them which decision is wrong and which is right!

All the best on your journey!

Read the Bible as soon as you can and try to memorize more verses, I need to do the same.......

[CuriousKyle]

Re: Forgive me father, for I hath sinned

Playing video games doesn't count as hunting.

I don't hunt. I was saying that that's one of my sins.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Forgive me father, for I hath sinned

I don't hunt. I was saying that that's one of my sins.

What verse in the Bible commands you to hunt?

Kyle, you really need to stop fidding with your papist girlfriend (who is going to be killed by Jesus pretty soon anyway) and get serious about getting yourself on the road to Salvation(c). Put down the comic books and read your Bible!

[JennyD]

Re: Forgive me father, for I hath sinned

One of the seven deadly sins right? (Forgive me if you don't believe in those here, my knowledge of Christianity is limited.

The Seven Deadly Sins are a Catholic creation, not to be found in the Bible. Forget them.

Nearly all sins are equal in God's eyes -- mass-murder is equal to sodomy and to telling a little white lie. So Hitler (who killed five to six thousand Jews, plus millions of Christian political prisoners) and Obama (who claimed he'd quit smoking) are equal before God. Equally damned, that is!

There is only one unforgivable sin, and it is your assignment to research and find out what that is.

By the way, my favorite Biblical passage is Genesis 1:1, always has been, always will be. There are a few more, but that's the only one I have memorized (sadly). Seems like a nice place here. Praise the Lord!

-Kyle

Well, Kyle, you're in luck. Check out the Bible in a Year section of this very forum, and walk through the KJV with our own Brother V!

Don't worry if you don't have your own copy; until you can run out and buy one (tomorrow, I assume), you can use www.biblegateway.com. Just be sure to set it to King James, not that filthy NIV.

[CuriousKyle]

Re: Forgive me father, for I hath sinned

What verse in the Bible commands you to hunt?

It doesn't. I was saying that I do not hunt, but playing the violent video games was my sin. Hope that clears things up.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Forgive me father, for I hath sinned

By the way, you guys don't think that 19 is just a little young to have a wife?

1 Corinthians 7:2 Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband.

The longer you wait, the easier it will be for temptation to grab you. You should get married as soon as you are of age.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Forgive me father, for I hath sinned

am ambidextrous

Witch!

WITCH!!!

Sound the alarm!

[CuriousKyle]

Re: Forgive me father, for I hath sinned

Now, now. I am not ambidextrous by birth. I taught myself to be, just like how you'd teach a lefty to write right handed.

I did so because I had sprained my write wrist and was sick and tired of not being able to write so I decided to learn with my left in case anything like that ever happened again.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Forgive me father, for I hath sinned

Now, now. I am not ambidextrous by birth. I taught myself to be, just like how you'd teach a lefty to write right handed.

I did so because I had sprained my write wrist and was sick and tired of not being able to write so I decided to learn with my left in case anything like that ever happened again.

You just got a gold star for writing three complete sentences, one reasonable pun, and punctuating correctly.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Forgive me father, for I hath sinned

I did so because I had sprained my write wrist

I am suspicious as to how this came about.

Please move the discussion to the Promise Enforcers: Men Only form if you're going to describe what I suspect took place.

[CuriousKyle]

Re: Forgive me father, for I hath sinned

Hehe, no. You'd have to do that a lot before you'd sprain your wrist I'd imagine. No, I fell on it after a fall down the stairs.

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: Forgive me father, for I hath sinned

I fell on it after a fall down the stairs.

Were there spirits involved?

Either the demon liquor, or poltergeists or something?

[CuriousKyle]

Re: Forgive me father, for I hath sinned

Nope, just me being clumsy!

[Petal]

Re: Forgive me father, for I hath sinned

You just got a gold star for writing three complete sentences, one reasonable pun, and punctuating correctly.

man i nevers get a goldin star but some n00b got given one but i not jellous

Hehe, no. You'd have to do that a lot before you'd sprain your wrist I'd imagine. No, I fell on it after a fall down the stairs.

you felled down the stairs, an then you felled on your wrist? i thinks maybee you one of them acrobattick folk maybee you wants a gold medal?

Nope, just me being clumsy!

you so modests, you so perfickt, maybee someone gonna gives you a goldin goose, but you not need that goose cuz you so wunderfull you lay them goldin eggs yourselfs!