[Hawk]

Re: Hi to you all!

I'm curious. How do you transcribe the grunts and clicks made in African "languages"?

I do not, there are about 11 official languages in South Africa and if you want to read more go here: http://www.southafrica.info/about/people/language.htm I speak Afrikaans.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Hi to you all!

Something is really wrong here! I have never touched marijuana, but now you accuse me of smoking it. So I assume the Church allows you to lie in the forums.

That wasn't a lie. That was an educated guess based on your hippy-dippy, salad bar skewed view of the Bible.

Why would you talk about an ex-negro is that not racism?

It is not racism to talk about ex-nigras. That is pure Christian love. It's racist to think that the welfare-loving, white woman-raping jigaboos couldn't change their ways. We think they can. We KNOW they can, and we have success stories in our very own congregation!

[Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.]

Re: Hi to you all!

I'm curious. How do you transcribe the grunts and clicks made in African "languages"?

I think it's like Morse Code (invented in these United States ).

Something is really wrong here! I have never touched marijuana, but now you accuse me of smoking it. So I assume the Church allows you to lie in the forums. Why would you talk about an ex-negro is that not racism? You cannot think you are better than other if you believe in Jesus Christ, looking down on other is sin! Jesus tells us to humble ourselves and serve our fellow man!

I think you're the one lying here. The inspiration of the Lord, coupled with a complete Department of Faith investigation reveals only complete Truth. You can deny all day long here, but when it comes down to whom I will believe, I'll take the True Believer(tm) over the atheistic every time.

I am sorry for all the questions, but me and my family lived in the States for 7 years (is a citizen) and lived in England for 2 years and have not yet come across people who say they are reborn in Jesus Christ that share all your views!

You lived here for so long, but you never bothered to learn the language? Were you too busy waiting in line for your welfare check?

The reason you haven't met people with our views is because we are so rare. It is so hard to find people that are willing to take God's Word for what it is, the unerring Truth. There are far too many people who take God's Word and run it through a blender to try to smooth out all the rough parts to change it to fit their needs. The world is full of these wishy-washy self-called "Christians", but on Judgment Day, Jesus will tell them "Depart from me, for I never knew ye!"

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Hi to you all!

Something is really wrong here! I have never touched marijuana, but now you accuse me of smoking it. So I assume the Church allows you to lie in the forums. Why would you talk about an ex-negro is that not racism? You cannot think you are better than other if you believe in Jesus Christ, looking down on other is sin! Jesus tells us to humble ourselves and serve our fellow man!

I am sorry for all the questions, but me and my family lived in the States for 7 years (is a citizen) and lived in England for 2 years and have not yet come across people who say they are reborn in Jesus Christ that share all your views!

Peace in Jesus name!

Gaan terug na die oerwoud u godless heiden!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Gaan terug na die oerwoud u godless heiden!

AAAAAGH!!! His demons have infected Brother Portway!

SOMEBODY GET A PASTOR, STAT!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hi to you all!

Afrikaans is derived from Godless Dutch. The Godless Dutch are closely intertwined with the Belgians which we all know don't exist.

Therefore Afrikaans does not actually exist.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

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Gaan terug na die oerwoud u godless heiden!

Holy JESUS! He is talking in tongues. Where are the electrodes?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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I must apologize for posting in that filthy foreign babbling, but that Hawk "person" obviously doesn't understand American English very well. I used the Interwebs to find an online dictionary that translated our Godly language into that grunting gobbledegook.

Here is the what I said to him in God's Favorite Language©:

Go back to the jungle you Godless heathen!

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hi to you all!

Gaan terug na die oerwoud u godless heiden!

Or go back just to be eaten by cannibals

[Hawk]

Re: Hi to you all!

That wasn't a lie. That was an educated guess based on your hippy-dippy, salad bar skewed view of the Bible. Well it was a lie, you did not mention that you were guessing when you made the statement! So do not try and make it right!


It is not racism to talk about ex-nigras. That is pure Christian love. It's racist to think that the welfare-loving, white woman-raping jigaboos couldn't change their ways. We think they can. We KNOW they can, and we have success stories in our very own congregation!

Thx for your opinion.

Not all share your views mam.

[Hawk]

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Or go back just to be eaten by cannibals

Hahahaha, en waar leer jy die bietjie afrikaans? Of praat jy hollands?
Was jy al ooit in die Kaap, as jy was sal jy seker weet daar is geen oerwoud hier nie!

Groetnis.

[Hawk]

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You guys are funny man! I am a born again Christian and gave my life to Jesus many many years ago! But you people crack me up! I assume if someone is not in your Church they cannot be saved!

Why don't you guys just say so and lets get on with our lives!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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You guys are funny man! I am a born again Christian and gave my life to Jesus many many years ago! But you people crack me up! I assume if someone is not in your Church they cannot be saved!

Why don't you guys just say so and lets get on with our lives!

That's the first thing you've said that makes any sense at all. There may be hope for you yet!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Hahahaha, en waar leer jy die bietjie afrikaans? Of praat jy hollands?
Was jy al ooit in die Kaap, as jy was sal jy seker weet daar is geen oerwoud hier nie!

Groetnis.

Please pardon me for speaking this heathen's native tongue again Pastors:

Ons weet meer as u dink hier. Hoekom sal Ek wil besoek 'n terug land soos joune?

En kaffir liefhebber soos u behoort woon in die oerwoud!

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

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Well it was a lie, you did not mention that you were guessing when you made the statement!

Let's look at the facts...
I said you were smoking a marihuana cigarette.
Either I've got you under surveillance, or I'm making an educated guess based on your posts. Considering the unlikelihood that I'm going to undergo the expense of watching you, it's obvious it's a guess.