Hi all!

[Mrs. Cotton Mather X]

I'm Mehitable Mather, submissive wife of the Reverend Cotton Mather X. I'm looking forward to having some good discussions, particularly on pie-making, with other righteous folk.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi all!

I'm Mehitable Mather, submissive wife of the Reverend Cotton Mather X. I'm looking forward to having some good discussions, particularly on pie-making, with other righteous folk.

Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What church do you attend? Why are you posting here instead of your Husband?

And why are you named after that nigra terrorist Malcom?

Details, please.

[Mrs. Cotton Mather X]

Re: Hi all!

Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? What church do you attend? Why are you posting here instead of your Husband?

And why are you named after that nigra terrorist Malcom?

Details, please.

I'm 43. I attend a sect that has broken away from the popish Church of England. My husband is a very busy man, so he has kindly granted me permission to post here in his stead. And it's X as in tenth. My dear husband is a direct descendant of the first the Reverend Cotton Mather.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hi all!

I'm 43. I attend a sect that has broken away from the popish Church of England. My husband is a very busy man, so he has kindly granted me permission to post here in his stead. And it's X as in tenth. My dear husband is a direct descendant of the first the Reverend Cotton Mather.

So you live in Godless England? I'm sorry to hear that. I have to say you speak American pretty well for a damned foreigner.

Does your cult follow the Bible? Which version?

[Hymie Goldberg]

Re: Hi all!

And maybe insurance, why not? Are you properly insured to be on these interwebs, bubeleh?

Always the wise housewife takes out appropriate cover in these uncertain (and possibly end) days I think.

Shalom

Hymie
(Who has a prospectus)

[Mrs. Cotton Mather X]

Re: Hi all!

So you live in Godless England? I'm sorry to hear that. I have to say you speak American pretty well for a damned foreigner.

Goodness gracious no, and praise the Good Lord!! That heathen nation is crawling with Mohammedans!!

No, our forebears escaped from that Sodom in the 1600s and sought refuge on the shores of the only land God has blessed, at least once we had followed his will and cleansed it of the nekkid native heathen population.

Does your cult follow the Bible? Which version?

Of course! The only true word of God, the King James Version.

[Mrs. Cotton Mather X]

Re: Hi all!

And maybe insurance, why not? Are you properly insured to be on these interwebs, bubeleh?

Always the wise housewife takes out appropriate cover in these uncertain (and possibly end) days I think.

Shalom

Hymie
(Who has a prospectus)

I'm sorry, Hymie. You seem to be a relatively nice man for a killer, but I couldn't possibly do business with one of you people.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Hi all!

And maybe insurance, why not? Are you properly insured to be on these interwebs, bubeleh?

Always the wise housewife takes out appropriate cover in these uncertain (and possibly end) days I think.

Shalom

Hymie
(Who has a prospectus)

Goldfarb, you damn JOO! Again with the bubeleh? Haven't I told you not to use foreign words in this GODLY forum?
Don't be peddling your Madoff insurance plans to TRUE CHRISTIANS(TM), you hebe-jeeby!

Say, are you related to Milton? He is one of our JOO accountants?

[Mrs. Cotton Mather X]

Re: Hi all!

Please excuse me, Pastor Pistle sir, but how much longer am to have this scurrilous "unsaved thrash" designation appended to my good name? I can assure you that not only am I saved, but as one of the elect I was predestined from the beginning of time for salvation while the vast majority of the dregs of humanity were predestined for eternal torment.

Praise the Lord for His justice and mercy!!!

[Bob4God]

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Welcome Sister!

It's good to see that some of the last puritans aren't just the ones in America. There are a handful of True Christian members on our forum who aren't living in GOD's favorite country (USA! USA! USA!) but they are nevertheless saved and on their way to Heaven. I assume this is what GOD means when He says He has sheep in other folds.

PRAISE!

[Mrs. Cotton Mather X]

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Welcome Sister!

It's good to see that some of the last puritans aren't just the ones in America. There are a handful of True Christian members on our forum who aren't living in GOD's favorite country (USA! USA! USA!) but they are nevertheless saved and on their way to Heaven. I assume this is what GOD means when He says He has sheep in other folds.

PRAISE!

Forgive me Brother Bob -- I am very reluctant to instruct a man -- but if you will direct your attention to #6, you will see that I am indeed a proud citizen of the only Godly nation left on earth. I can assure you that there are no True Christians left anywhere in the so-called "European Union" or more accurately, The Devil's Playground. Pope worshipers, yes. Joos and Hindoos, yes. Mohammedans, definitely. Sodomites and fornicators galore. Blasphemers, baby killers, and other sundry riffraff are a dime a dozen. But nary a True Christian.

[Billy Ram]

Re: Hi all!

Please excuse me, Pastor Pistle sir, but how much longer am to have this scurrilous "unsaved thrash" designation appended to my good name? I can assure you that not only am I saved, but as one of the elect I was predestined from the beginning of time for salvation while the vast majority of the dregs of humanity were predestined for eternal torment.

Praise the Lord for His justice and mercy!!!

Is that a hint of Calvinism I smell, don't forget the Good Lord desires all men to be saved, even though He blinds most to the truth. Praise Him. Anyways hello and welcome.

[Mrs. Cotton Mather X]

Re: Hi all!

Is that a hint of Calvinism I smell, don't forget the Good Lord desires all men to be saved, even though He blinds most to the truth. Praise Him. Anyways hello and welcome.

We'll have to agree to disagree on that point, Brother Billy. It is a demonstration of the Lord's mercy when He saves a select few. It is a demonstration of His justice when he casts the rest down into the fiery pit of everlasting, excruciating torment.

Those of us in Heaven will have the privilege of looking down upon the damned and praising the Lord for his righteousness. Hallelujah and Amen!!

[Bob4God]

Re: Hi all!

Forgive me Brother Bob -- I am very reluctant to instruct a man -- but if you will direct your attention to #6, you will see that I am indeed a proud citizen of the only Godly nation left on earth. I can assure you that there are no True Christians left anywhere in the so-called "European Union" or more accurately, The Devil's Playground. Pope worshipers, yes. Joos and Hindoos, yes. Mohammedans, definitely. Sodomites and fornicators galore. Blasphemers, baby killers, and other sundry riffraff are a dime a dozen. But nary a True Christian.

Ah yes, so I was mistaken. Surely it was a trick of the devil!

I will overlook this particular instance, but do be careful in the future when writing confusing posts and then correcting menfolk.

GOD bless.

[Billy Ram]

Re: Hi all!

We'll have to agree to disagree on that point, Brother Billy. It is a demonstration of the Lord's mercy when He saves a select few. It is a demonstration of His justice when he casts the rest down into the fiery pit of everlasting, excruciating torment.

Those of us in Heaven will have the privilege of looking down upon the damned and praising the Lord for his righteousness. Hallelujah and Amen!!

Yes watching the damned weep and gnash their teeth while being sodomized by a flaming demon.... Well, you get my drift. I believe that's what will make heaven, so heavenly. Praise Him.