[Rextopherious]

Re: Greetings, friends. *scared smile*

Yes well, I understand that EVERYTHING is God's willl, but I meant that perhaps Satan did interfere.

To "On your knees": I actually dress quite modestly, like a proper young woman thank you. Perhaps she had me confused with someone else? Could it be the Swastika I brandish on my blouse? Pardon me. I don't like the Jews. I was rather upset that hitler didn't get his way...

first they nail Jesus to the cross, and then they deny him by playing those filthy games of Dradle? What is that? An evil tool of Satan? They're all going to get fat, and die of diabetes... because the diabetes is the devil.

[Jesus is Lord]

Re: Greetings, friends. *scared smile*

Yes well, I understand that EVERYTHING is God's willl, but I meant that perhaps Satan did interfere.

To "On your knees": I actually dress quite modestly, like a proper young woman thank you. Perhaps she had me confused with someone else? Could it be the Swastika I brandish on my blouse? Pardon me. I don't like the Jews. I was rather upset that hitler didn't get his way...

first they nail Jesus to the cross, and then they deny him by playing those filthy games of Dradle? What is that? An evil tool of Satan? They're all going to get fat, and die of diabetes... because the diabetes is the devil.

You do know Hitler was a hellbound Mary-worshipper, don't you? We are not racists here. We don't hate the joos, we hate how they deny JESUS CHRIST and were the ones that killed HIM (temporarily).

[Rextopherious]

Re: Greetings, friends. *scared smile*

I didn't say that I liked Hitler, I said I don't like Jews.

[TwinkBoy]

Re: Greetings, friends. *scared smile*

Hello loves!! What's this? A new member, loves? Well HELLOooo REX!! Any friend of Undecided is a friend of mine, girl. SOooo I see you're getting the THIRD DEGREE from the "confused" self righteous holy rollers here at the GODLY LBC. Oh...don't worry love...they do it to everyone who comes along new. I understood, love, what you said about Hitler and the Jews BUT obviously the "good people" here didn't. (you must speak simply to them, love...not right bright you know...snicker, snicker). Oh well, don't let them get you down love. Just know that not all of us here are "true Xtians" but instead we are, and the LBC'ers like to say, "Homers! Heathens! Andddd...my FAVORITE...SINNERS!" LMAO.......

WELCOME love!!

Love & Light,
Twink


PSss--Love, you look a bit wet! Perhaps you should come in and dry off a bit.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Greetings, friends. *scared smile*

Perhaps she had me confused with someone else? Could it be the Swastika I brandish on my blouse?

Rextosaurus -

We like our crosses the way we like our men and women: STRAIGHT.

Burn that crooked cross immediately, or stay out of God's Favorite Forum!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Greetings, friends. *scared smile*

And the reason I say that it’s not Alie’s fault is because her mother is Catholic. I spent time in a catholic school… I understand that naturally she must be used to paganism.

Sorry, that's no excuse in God's eyes. God has no problem with punishing kids for their parents' sins.
Exodus 20:5 Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
6 And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
She should just be grateful that He hasn't made her Mary-worshipping momma eat her yet:
Dueteronomy 28:52 And he shall besiege thee in all thy gates, until thy high and fenced walls come down, wherein thou trustedst, throughout all thy land: and he shall besiege thee in all thy gates throughout all thy land, which the LORD thy God hath given thee.
53 And thou shalt eat the fruit of thine own body, the flesh of thy sons and of thy daughters, which the LORD thy God hath given thee, in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee:
54 So that the man that is tender among you, and very delicate, his eye shall be evil toward his brother, and toward the wife of his bosom, and toward the remnant of his children which he shall leave:
55 So that he will not give to any of them of the flesh of his children whom he shall eat: because he hath nothing left him in the siege, and in the straitness, wherewith thine enemies shall distress thee in all thy gates.

Don't make Jesus make your father eat you! Likewise, don't make Him make you eat your children!

I had stated orriginally that I cannot be held responsible for my parents and their decision to name me Rex. It is God's will (I hope.)

As stated above, God often holds children responsible for what their parents do. Maybe it's God's will to make you a hellbound sinner?

I actually dress quite modestly, like a proper young woman thank you. Perhaps she had me confused with someone else? Could it be the Swastika I brandish on my blouse? Pardon me. I don't like the Jews. I was rather upset that hitler didn't get his way...

Hitler signed up on the side of the Godless yellow japs to wage war on America, Democracy, and Jesus, and you support him? Friend, here at Landover, we have no patience for racists. Especially Kraut racists!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Greetings, friends. *scared smile*

Okay. So. Just Hello then. I'm Rex, and I am... well I am shy, but I will tell you more about myself once I get my feet wet.

So uhm nice to meet you all!

Welcome, Rex. Good to meet you! I've heard good things.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Greetings, friends. *scared smile*

Welcome, Rex. Good to meet you! I've heard good things.

She claims she's trying to fit in here. Your demonic praise isn't helping her case at all.

[Rextopherious]

Re: Greetings, friends. *scared smile*

Well then, God help me. I am le confused.... No... that wasn't french, I wouldn't do that.... liar...

So, the swastikas have been burned as per your request. I am slowly cleansing myself.

Now, as for the wrong doings of my parents... How may I save myself from punishment? Or shall I just accept this as my fate? After I am punished for their sins... can I be saved? Shoudl I maybe change my name from Rex to Sarah?

And Twink, thank you for welcoming me. I would so like to do the time warp again.

As for the darling Rachel, it is lovely to meet you. I hear... interesting things about you.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Greetings, friends. *scared smile*

Well then, God help me. I am le confused.... No... that wasn't french, I wouldn't do that.... liar...

I probably should've mentioned this earlier. Poor Rex has a few extra voices in her head. Sort of like a conscience and a back-up conscience... Except they hardly ever give her good advice. You might notice them every now and then in her posts; they're very sneaky, so keep your eyes open.

[Rextopherious]

Re: Greetings, friends. *scared smile*

ehhehehhe.... you... no.. why would you tell them!?

[WickedWitch]

Re: Greetings, friends. *scared smile*

They were going to find out sooner or later, weren't they? Besides, people have already noticed it, like in the Satanic Stigmata thread.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Greetings, friends. *scared smile*

I probably should've mentioned this earlier. Poor Rex has a few extra voices in her head. Sort of like a conscience and a back-up conscience... Except they hardly ever give her good advice.

Because her head is full of SATAN and his minions. We have ways of curing her though.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Greetings, friends. *scared smile*

You know, Pastor, I've always thought that Exorcisms were really rather fun; Rex, may I attend your Exorcism?? *Excited look on her face*

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Greetings, friends. *scared smile*

You know, Pastor, I've always thought that Exorcisms were really rather fun;

Yes, great fun. Reminiscent of a barbeque.

Rex, may I attend your Exorcism?? *Excited look on her face*

Attend?!?! We'll let you clip on the electrodes!