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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78556
    #16
    Re: Hello all!

    Originally posted by ImmortalTechnique View Post
    no problem Mr. Bathfire.
    As for recent experiences, I had to beat my wife the other day after she burnt my omelette at breakfast. She fell and hit her head on the stove and spent the rest of the day at the market or something.
    I think what Brother Bathfire meant was could you please give us your testimony about how you came to find Jesus? What perversions and sins have you wallowed in? What makes you think that you'd a "True Christian?"

    Giving your son a gun and backhanding your wife does not a True Christian(tm) make. Frankly I wonder about an alleged Christian Man being interested in "exchanging recipes" with us. You aren't a queer are you?


    I'm sure we'd all like to know more personal details about you. What church do you attend? How old are you? What's your wife's best pie?

    Originally posted by Athiest FTW View Post
    so much for friends...
    Shut your yap, monkey-worshiper.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748
        #17
        Re: Hello all!

        Mr. Technique, you still haven't explained why you are using the moniker of a known rapper. Do you even understand the meaning behind that name?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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