Hello all!

[ImmortalTechnique]

I am a devout True Christian, looking for a forum to share beliefs, customs, cooking recipes, among other things. I love reading the bible and hunting. I just gave my 9 year old son his first rifle so we can hunt squirrels together.

[Nobar King]

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You're not related to that infamous rapper, are you?

[ImmortalTechnique]

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No sir, I assure you I've never heard of the rapper until just the other day. His name was just interesting, so I chose to use it.

[Nobar King]

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I'm supposed to believe you just because you flattered me?

[ImmortalTechnique]

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How did I flatter you? I'm sorry, you lost me there.

[Nobar King]

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You responded to me as 'sir'. Please refer to me as Mr. King.

[ImmortalTechnique]

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Will do, Mr. King

[Nobar King]

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That's better. Now, explain why you refuse to read the Bible and spend all your time with your iPod on your ears and smoking all that reefer. Don't you want to be a part of normal society?

[Nobar King]

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I hope you don't think I'm picking on you. You could have registered under your OWN name, but you had to choose some rapper, so I know what you're trying to do.

[ImmortalTechnique]

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Hey brother, lets just be friends

[Nobar King]

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I don't accept offers like that from unsaved trash as yourself.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hello all!

I am a devout True Christian, looking for a forum to share beliefs, customs, cooking recipes, among other things. I love reading the bible and hunting. I just gave my 9 year old son his first rifle so we can hunt squirrels together.

OK, share a few beliefs with us.

And could you not mention squirrels - I had a particularly traumatic experience with a squirrel - the memory is still not past. Thank you.

[ImmortalTechnique]

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no problem Mr. Bathfire.
As for recent experiences, I had to beat my wife the other day after she burnt my omelette at breakfast. She fell and hit her head on the stove and spent the rest of the day at the market or something.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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no problem Mr. Bathfire.
As for recent experiences, I had to beat my wife the other day after she burnt my omelette at breakfast. She fell and hit her head on the stove and spent the rest of the day at the market or something.

Difficult to see why an everyday bang on the head would send her to the market, nevertheless I hope she is better at shopping than she is with cooking.
I feel it is wise to keep women Godly, their job is to help man but too many slip by the wayside and have ideas of their own.

What church do you and your family attend?

[Athiest FTW]

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I don't accept offers like that from unsaved trash as yourself.

so much for friends...