[Magus]

Re: Figured I'd start here

At the moment, I just read theory. Crowley had some decent thoughts on the nature of magic(k), but his practices were dangerous and his rebellious nature eventually took its toll--he died a poor heroin addict. I'd put more stock in what Israel Regardie or Dion Fortune (she does get a bit New Agey, though) said before Crowley, though. I would join the Esoteric Order of the Golden Dawn in a second if the circumstances were right, so I suppose thats a yes, Rev. Davidson.

I suppose you'll consider me Satan's little sex puppet now, right?

God bless
--Frater BLP

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Figured I'd start here

Exodus 22:18 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

[Magus]

Re: Figured I'd start here

Kill me now before I summon the 14th demon named in the Goetia!!!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Figured I'd start here

Kill me now before I summon the 14th demon named in the Goetia!!!

Yeah, you do that.

Right after you read about the Pope saying Hell doesn't exist. http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showp...4&postcount=13

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Figured I'd start here

Kill me now before I summon the 14th demon named in the Goetia!!!

Any threats of invoking demons will not be tolerated here.

[Tyrone Shoelaces]

Re: Figured I'd start here

You disagree with God? And do you think you're not going to be damned to eternal torture for disobeying His commands.


Good question from a witch, Van Heffer. I'm impressed.

If you are trying to call her a young cow, you spelled that wrong.

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Figured I'd start here

If you are trying to call her a young cow, you spelled that wrong.

While I've no doubt that Sister M&Ms appreciates your constructive criticism, a "Heffer" is not the same thing as a "Heifer".

Perhaps you've heard of Hugh Heffner, or "Heff", of Playboy fame? You know, the pornographer? Of course you know, silly question.

Sister M&Ms was referring to the Heathen as a "Heffer", or one who follows/worships/exposes herself for Heff.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: Figured I'd start here

Thank you, Brother. You know very well that I would never misspell a word, and some of our Godly colloquialisms are lost on the unSaved.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Figured I'd start here

Sister M&Ms was referring to the Heathen as a "Heffer", or one who follows/worships/exposes herself for Heff.

Blechhh! Not in this (or any) life!

[Magus]

Re: Figured I'd start here

While I've no doubt that Sister M&Ms appreciates your constructive criticism, a "Heffer" is not the same thing as a "Heifer".

Perhaps you've heard of Hugh Heffner, or "Heff", of Playboy fame? You know, the pornographer? Of course you know, silly question.

Sister M&Ms was referring to the Heathen as a "Heffer", or one who follows/worships/exposes herself for Heff.

Lol, beautiful recovery. Almost had me doubting the infallibility of Landover Baptists, but I was proved wrong, yet again. Praise Christ!!

[OnYourKnees]

Re: Figured I'd start here

Lol, beautiful recovery. Almost had me doubting the infallibility of Landover Baptists, but I was proved wrong, yet again. Praise Christ!!

We are not the Cathoholic Pope. We don't make false claims of infallibility; we can and occasionally do make typographical or other errors. That just wasn't one.

The KJV1611, on the other hand, is the Infallible Word of God.

[Magus]

Re: Figured I'd start here

No matter how hard you try, you can't convince me that you all are absolutely perfect Christians. I'm really starting to contemplate joining Landover, mostly to get the trademark symbol next to my religion.

God bless

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Figured I'd start here

No matter how hard you try, you can't convince me that you all are absolutely perfect Christians. I'm really starting to contemplate joining Landover, mostly to get the trademark symbol next to my religion.

God bless

Uhhhh......so you actually agree with their extremist views?

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: Figured I'd start here

Uhhhh......so you actually agree with their extremist views?

Christianity is not 'extremism', it is the standard to which everyone aspires.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: Figured I'd start here

Christianity is not 'extremism', it is the standard to which everyone aspires.

Not me! Extremist xtianity is usually embraced by those who enjoy the idea of no longer thinking for themselves, ever, but rather doing what they believe they are told. That, and they've been brainwashed into being so afraid of the hell idea that they are too terrified to even question.
Bah! Only the weak minded would aspire to that.