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Not in the slightest, but I can have some fun before I get banned.
Uhhhh......so you actually agree with their extremist views? 
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FUN?! We're not here to have fun, we're here to spread the TRUTH about JESUS!Originally posted by Magus View PostThe Big-Bang: GOD spoke and, BANG, the universe was formed.
Genesis 1:1 - In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
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But isn't THAT fun?
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I've not seen any reason for you to be banned yet. Otherwise, you'd have a huge steaming pile of infractions, like Peacenik, or maybe already be in Quarantine, like Piecemeal.Originally posted by Magus View Post
People get banned for being rude, vulgar, or imbecilic.
If you are civil, refrain from cussing like a 12-year-old who just saw Terrence and Phillip (yes, we know of such things), and contribute something of interest to discussion, you're welcome to discuss God, Jesus, and the Bible (and other relevant topics of interest) with us.
If you want to cuss and insult and post snappy little one-liners which would be considered quite humorous by a 5th-grade class, or start threads about how NASCAR RULZZZ!, then you'll find yourself on moderation, in quarantine, or banned. Basically, God hates 'tards and fools (and NASCAR, witness what happened to Dale Earnhardt), and so do we.
Rachael's a heathen, we don't agree with her on much of anything (except Catholics), but she's been here a long while. She's misinformed about God and Jesus, but she's not a 'tard.Comment
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If it is your desire to get banned, just say the word. We are very accomodating to homers like you.Originally posted by Magus View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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On Your Knees, I must say, I did not see the symbolism behind the Heffer.Comment
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Wow, I'm actually quite suprised by the mature reaction, OnYourKnees. I don't have a desire to be banned, but I figured that any sort of disagreement or difference on any doctrine or opinion was grounds enough for warning/banishment. If you haven't noticed, I may not agree with you but I can respect your...fervor for God (at the cost of the love/acceptance of His children, but one step at a time).
God bless
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how about ...for which...Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
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When I was growing up in SA there was no UTSA. Everyone went to THE UNIVERSITY, or A&M or, occasionally, one of the lesser stars of the Republic. Where do you live in SA and why do you think you are qualified to attend THE UNIVERSITY in Austin?Originally posted by Magus View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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The UNIVERSITY told me I'm qualified
The only reason I'm going to UTSA for a year is because of that damned top 10% rule. There were so many people that wanted to go to UT last year they could barely fit the top 10% that are required, by law, to be able to attend if they want.
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Oh so that is why you call your self "Mangus". You feel you are such the smarty pants since you can pass the test at some secularist school of Darwinist Brainwashing. My skin crawls just thinking of what kind of sick, digesting things go on there.Originally posted by Magus View PostThe UNIVERSITY told me I'm qualified
The only reason I'm going to UTSA for a year is because of that damned top 10% rule. There were so many people that wanted to go to UT last year they could barely fit the top 10% that are required, by law, to be able to attend if they want.
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For the sake of your soul friend get out while you still can! You are too young to fall for that Darwinist nonsense and end up married to your dog and making six figures or less a year! Flee right now to a good Christian school!
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Thank you, dear soldier of Christ. I didn't know my condition was this bad. I'm repenting as we speak!Comment
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So, just to be sure I'm understanding correctly, you were NOT in the top 10% of your graduating class, and so you did not get in to UT. For this situation you blame the people who WERE in the top 10% of THEIR graduating classes. Yes?Originally posted by Magus View PostThe UNIVERSITY told me I'm qualified
The only reason I'm going to UTSA for a year is because of that damned top 10% rule. There were so many people that wanted to go to UT last year they could barely fit the top 10% that are required, by law, to be able to attend if they want.
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Heck yes, just like I blame the Jews in Hollywood for wrecking America. DuhhhComment
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I blame the Clintons and the lieberal judges they appointed. Pastor Ezekiel has convinced me.Originally posted by Magus View PostEmeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
"God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6
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