[Mistress Cookie]

Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

Dear Sister Shalom:

Welcome! Remember that we womenfolk do not wear gold or pearls here, nor costly array, so if you have any jewelry like that, it it best to hock it and tithe that amount for straying away from 2 Timothy 8:9:

In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;

Should you so choose, I am attaching a potential temporary avatar of a well-scrubbed and properly docile housewife for you to use. This is in case you fear showing your real face here, lest the Hebrews in your neighborhood spot it online and rise up to sacrifice your Christian blood for joining the One True Church of God.

I know how that can be.

[Nobar King]

Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

We don't use canes or eyeglasses or hats, either.

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

Welcome Sister! What's kinds of pie do you bake?

My husband's favorites are cherry, chocolate cream and rhubarb. I also make a mean chicken pot pie. Do you have pie walks at the annual church carnival?? I'll be glad to help out any way I can!

D'Arlene

[SUV]

Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

I also make a mean chicken pot pie.

I make a truly vicious potatis salad!

Pastor says I've got to stop doing that - even after I Promised to first boil the potatoes in the future

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

We don't use canes or eyeglasses or hats, either.

I will respectfully decline your gracious offer of lap-sitting. How will I be able to see The Second Coming without my bifocals??

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

Oh, Sister D'Arlene!

I do so like your picture! I can see now that you are a good Aryan woman with sober dress and uncut hair (for it is our Crowning Glory, as the Good Book says) that's neatly pinned up...not lasciviously free-flowing like some common Jezebel strumpet.

A very wise choice.

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

P.S. My close friends call me "Shalom". I hope I will come to call many of you friend, too.

Welcome to our Godly Forum™ Sister.

What sort of bondage activities do you and your kike husband engage in ?

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

Welcome to our Godly Forum™ Sister.

What sort of bondage activities do you and your kike husband engage in ?

I leave that to my husband's discretion.

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

Oh, Sister D'Arlene!

I do so like your picture! I can see now that you are a good Aryan woman with sober dress and uncut hair (for it is our Crowning Glory, as the Good Book says) that's neatly pinned up...not lasciviously free-flowing like some common Jezebel strumpet.

A very wise choice.

Thank you SO much!! That picture is the one that Mr. Sepkowitz keeps on his desk.

[WickedWitch]

Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

Sorry it's taken me a while to extend my greetings, but Hello and Welcome, D'Arlene. Would you like a cupcake?

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

Sorry it's taken me a while to extend my greetings, but Hello and Welcome, D'Arlene. Would you like a cupcake?

Thank you kindly for the warm welcome. I believe I will pass on the cupcake. Trying to keep my girlish figure! God bless you and yours-
Sister D'Arlene

[Talitha]

Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

Welcome D'arlene.

My Cupcakes are the best in Freehold.

[Mrs. Robert Roberts]

Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

Dear Sister D'Arlene.
It's very nice to meet you!
I'm so sorry about your Christ killing joo husband. I hope that you can save him before the Rapture.
I'd love to exchange pie recipes with you. Let me know.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Robert Roberts

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

Welcome D'arlene.

My Cupcakes are the best in Freehold.

You are so sweet!! See you on Sunday!

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

Re: My name is D'Arlene from Oklahoma and I am new here

Dear Sister D'Arlene.
It's very nice to meet you!
I'm so sorry about your Christ killing joo husband. I hope that you can save him before the Rapture.
I'd love to exchange pie recipes with you. Let me know.
Yours in Christ,
Mrs. Robert Roberts

I am quite distressed at the moment about my husband's status. Pastor Ezekiel said that because Solomon is a Jew, Pastor will be unable to pray for him. Will you help me win my husband to Christ as soon as possible?? I hate to impose, considering we have just met, but need help!!

Yours because He died for us-
D'Arlene