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  • #16
    Re: Dear brothers and sisters

    Originally posted by VampireBlood View Post
    Im not a vampire, Im just fascinated with them. I can assure you all that I am a saved christian.
    Why would you, a supposedly Saved© Christian, be fascinated with mythical, supernatural creatures that only exist in books and movies, whose "powers" are laughable and whose existence can never be proven?

    Would it not make more sense to focus on the God of the Bible? He created the entire universe, and displayed His awesome and unlimited power by parting the Red Sea for the Jews as they fled Egypt, and causing a bush to burn without being consumed in the wilderness, and making water into wine, and causing a few loaves and small fishes to be sufficient food to feed 5,000 people!
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    • #17
      Re: Dear brothers and sisters

      I have been informed there is a book out about a vampire who hangs out with satan, meets Jesus and then drinks his blood! Why do you hate The Lord so much that you would want to see poor Baby Jesus turned into a bloodless, shriveled, Holy Husk? Are you really a papist? They try to gobble Jesus too, albeit in the form of a cracker.
      Luke 5:31
      And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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      • #18
        Re: Dear brothers and sisters

        Originally posted by VampireBlood View Post
        My name is Emily Christina Smith.I live with my husband and my half sister, Kanah. My wonderful husband is Jacob Lee Smith. Mr. Smith is a high school teacher in our lovely hometown. Kanah is jewish and is a police officer, she is very well known for her many drug busts in our town. I attended Auburn University in Auburn, Alabama and I have a Bachelor's in Engineering. I am also blessed for my first child is on its way!

        I love my job as an Electronic engineer. My husband is very supportive and proud of my work ethic.

        I love the Lord and pray daily for the salvation of my family and friends. I hope to find new friends to share in Christs word.

        Bless everyone.

        Glory to be God!



        Wow, you certainly are a friendly and trusting person. That's a lot of personal information to be giving out over the internet!
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        • #19
          Re: Dear brothers and sisters

          Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
          Wow, you certainly are a friendly and trusting person. That's a lot of personal information to be giving out over the internet!
          Bah. It's one of the undead speaking to us from the grave. First, no one in Alabama can read or write. If anyone was named Emily they would never admit it. There are no JOOS in the south except in Florida where they all go to die like lemmings. The story is full of holes. She might as well claim that you are the Virgin Mary. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....er...no offense.
          Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
          "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
          Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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          • #20
            Re: Dear brothers and sisters

            Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
            Bah. It's one of the undead speaking to us from the grave. First, no one in Alabama can read or write. If anyone was named Emily they would never admit it. There are no JOOS in the south except in Florida where they all go to die like lemmings. The story is full of holes. She might as well claim that you are the Virgin Mary. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....er...no offense.
            Good points! Except for the Emily bit. I love that name, it's beautiful. I'd admit to being named Emily.
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            • #21
              Re: Dear brothers and sisters

              Originally posted by VampireBlood View Post
              I love the Lord and pray daily for the salvation of my family and friends. I hope to find new friends to share in Christs word.
              And I am praying for your salvation. Don't tell us that you're a Christian just because of your church attendance; going to a church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a parking garage makes you a car.

              I was alarmed to read that your husband is supportive and proud of your work ethic. If you were a proper Christian wife in a proper Christian home, you would submit to him as though he were God:

              Eph. 5:22: Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord.

              The husband should be the breadwinner, as stated in both the Old Testament and the New Testament:

              Gen. 3:16-19: Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire [shall be] to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee. And unto Adam he said, Because thou hast hearkened unto the voice of thy wife, and hast eaten of the tree, of which I commanded thee, saying, Thou shalt not eat of it: cursed [is] the ground for thy sake; in sorrow shalt thou eat [of] it all the days of thy life; Thorns also and thistles shall it bring forth to thee; and thou shalt eat the herb of the field; In the sweat of thy face shalt thou eat bread, till thou return unto the ground; for out of it wast thou taken: for dust thou [art], and unto dust shalt thou return. (The man works for the daily bread; the woman obeys him.)

              1 Tim. 5:8: But if any provide not for his own, and specially for those of his own house, he hath denied the faith, and is worse than an infidel.
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              • #22
                Re: Dear brothers and sisters

                Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                Good points! Except for the Emily bit. I love that name, it's beautiful. I'd admit to being named Emily.
                NO ONE IS NAMED EMILY!
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • #23
                  Re: Dear brothers and sisters

                  Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                  NO ONE IS NAMED EMILY!
                  Or, "Sally." Why do authors persist with this abomination?

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                  • #24
                    Re: Dear brothers and sisters

                    Originally posted by VampireBlood View Post
                    Im not a vampire, Im just fascinated with them. I can assure you all that I am a saved christian.
                    This probably has something to do with an old college football rivalry between the Auburn University Tigers and the University of Alabama Crimson Tide. I would stay as far away from this as possible – the Landover Baptist Church should have "no comment". This heathen will no doubt be asking for our prayers one way or another.

                    This one has been drinking too much Rebel Yell.
                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                    ...and get off my lawn
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                    • #25
                      Re: Dear brothers and sisters

                      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                      NO ONE IS NAMED EMILY!
                      Originally posted by SUV View Post
                      Or, "Sally." Why do authors persist with this abomination?
                      I'm sure there are some people with those names, otherwise they (the names, not the people) wouldn't exist.
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                      • #26
                        Re: Dear brothers and sisters

                        Originally posted by WickedWitch View Post
                        I'm sure there are some people with those names, otherwise they (the names, not the people) wouldn't exist.
                        Cockatrice is a name but you don't know anyone who uses it, do you. Would you like to know what SUV's real Swedish name is?
                        Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                        "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                        Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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