[ChristianInNC]

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I'm sure you're the smartest, too.

Thank you! I keep hoping that they will turn around and flee from their immorality. If only they could find a True Christian man to help turn them around. One is busy with her "career," one is a bum who watches TV all day and the last wants to join the Mormons.

They will either see the light and abandon their sinful course or burn. Either way it's The Lord's Will...so I shout GLORY!

[Metalbang81]

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Welcome. So sorry to hear about your sister persuing her career. That's just plain awful and downright sinful. Somone really ought to bludgeon her with a hard cover King James bible and make her see the light. Halleleujah!!!!!

[Rachael Van Helsing]

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We're all Christians here, NC, (Most of us). It would be nice to be able to refer to you as something less vague. Do you have a nickname?

I just call this person George.

[ChristianInNC]

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Welcome. So sorry to hear about your sister persuing her career. That's just plain awful and downright sinful. Somone really ought to bludgeon her with a hard cover King James bible and make her see the light. Halleleujah!!!!!

Well, I knew it was only a matter of time before you said SOMETHING logical!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Thank you! I keep hoping that they will turn around and flee from their immorality. If only they could find a True Christian man to help turn them around. One is busy with her "career," one is a bum who watches TV all day and the last wants to join the Mormons.

They will either see the light and abandon their sinful course or burn. Either way it's The Lord's Will...so I shout GLORY!

I'm a True Christian™ man whose "single-ness" is well known on these forums. And as a pilot for Landover AirJesus, I can travel most anywhere. Your sisters aren't fat, are they? Which one lives closest to Iowa?

[ChristianInNC]

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I'm a True Christian™ man whose "single-ness" is well known on these forums. And as a pilot for Landover AirJesus, I can travel most anywhere. Your sisters aren't fat, are they? Which one lives closest to Iowa?

Well they're all Yankees and, as such, nowhere near your Godly state.

No they aren't fat, per se, just fat headed. Think you could do some Godly good with one of them?

[JennyD]

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I just call this person George.

So, you're so drug-addled from your Pagan skyclad dope ceremonies that you can't even tell male from female?

I'm not surprised.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Well they're all Yankees and, as such, nowhere near your Godly state.

No they aren't fat, per se, just fat headed. Think you could do some Godly good with one of them?

I'd certainly be interested in meeting any single Christian (or potential Christian) women. Maybe you could post a picture or two of your lovely sisters?

[ChristianInNC]

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I'd certainly be interested in meeting any single Christian (or potential Christian) women. Maybe you could post a picture or two of your lovely sisters?

Of course! Let me know what you think, I can hook you up with addresses and phone numbers. They may not be much to look at but they're stong as oxen, willing to plow the field work hard and are very healthy. STD free too since, as you can imagine, they haven't been with many men. Let me know!

This is Hilda, she is a career gal...you may have to break her a bit:


This is Penelope, she wants to be a Mormon, good luck with this one!:



Finally we have Ursula, she recently lost a LOT of weight. She doesn't do much I'm afraid, just watches Soap Operas and The Maury Show:

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

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Praise! They all look like fine, fine women to me! I'd be honored to make the acquaintance of any of the three.

This may seem an indelicate question, but which of the three do you think would be the most . . . how to put this . . . willing, in a completely Christian way of course, to submit to me as a Christian Head of Household?

I leave the choice in your capable hands Sister!

[ChristianInNC]

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Praise! They all look like fine, fine women to me! I'd be honored to make the acquaintance of any of the three.

This may seem an indelicate question, but which of the three do you think would be the most . . . how to put this . . . willing, in a completely Christian way of course, to submit to me as a Christian Head of Household?

I leave the choice in your capable hands Sister!

Well, likely the Morman wannabe. She's obviously spiritually inclined, maybe you can lead her from the edge of the bluffs overlooking hell and to True Christianity! Praise! I will send you her contact info. When is your next flight to NY?

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

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Welcome sister!! You have come to THE only Baptist church you'll ever need!! I trust all your children and your husband are of the Caucasian persuasion?? Assuming so, a 30% tithe (BEFORE taxes) will insure you all have a sanctuary seat this coming Sunday!! Meet me in the beaner lot after services and we'll exchange recipes!! Your new sister in Christ DeeDee

[D'Arlene Sepkowitz]

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Of course! Let me know what you think, I can hook you up with addresses and phone numbers. They may not be much to look at but they're stong as oxen, willing to plow the field work hard and are very healthy. STD free too since, as you can imagine, they haven't been with many men. Let me know!

This is Hilda, she is a career gal...you may have to break her a bit:


This is Penelope, she wants to be a Mormon, good luck with this one!:



Finally we have Ursula, she recently lost a LOT of weight. She doesn't do much I'm afraid, just watches Soap Operas and The Maury Show:

Dear, Hilda is, simply put- a retard....She has been trying for YEARS to infiltrate, uh join LBC. Alas, her gene pool is not up to our standards. Am I right Pastor Al???