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  • Angela
    Unsaved trash, filthy scammer
    • Mar 2009
    • 17

    #31
    Re: Angela's Introduction

    And I don't think you should be calling other Christians "false". I am a Christian because I believe that Jesus, through the sacrifice of his blood on the cross, is the one and only way to salvation:
    John 14:6 Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
    I also believe that we are all part of the body of Christ:
    I Corinthians 12:13 For we were all baptized by- one Spirit into one body—whether Jews or Greeks, slave or free—and we were all given the one Spirit to drink.

    I also think you, by your harsh judgments of other Christians, are bringing dishonor to the Kingdom of God:

    Romans 14:13 Therefore let us stop passing judgment on one
    another. Instead, make up your mind not to put any stumbling
    block or obstacle in your brother's way

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556

      #32
      Re: Angela's Introduction

      Originally posted by Angela View Post
      And I don't think you should be calling other Christians "false". I am a Christian because I believe that Jesus, through the sacrifice of his blood on the cross, is the one and only way to salvation:
      John 14:6 Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.
      I also believe that we are all part of the body of Christ:
      I Corinthians 12:13 For we were all baptized by- one Spirit into one body—whether Jews or Greeks, slave or free—and we were all given the one Spirit to drink.

      I also think you, by your harsh judgments of other Christians, are bringing dishonor to the Kingdom of God:

      Romans 14:13 Therefore let us stop passing judgment on one
      another. Instead, make up your mind not to put any stumbling
      block or obstacle in your brother's way

      Please quote from the one true Bible only on our forum. False versions are for false Christians like yourself.

      The actual verse you were attempting to quote is:

      Romans 14:13 Let us not therefore judge one another any more: but judge this rather, that no man put a stumblingblock or an occasion to fall in his brother's way.
      To which I reply: That verse refers to our fellow True Christians(tm), not false Christians such as yourself. You cannot be my brother, because you are not washed in His blood.

      We are commanded to rebuke and correct, using scripture as our tool. That's what we are trying to do here.

      2 Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Angela
        Unsaved trash, filthy scammer
        • Mar 2009
        • 17

        #33
        Re: Angela's Introduction

        The "one true Bible"? You've got to be kidding me. Any version that is in English at all is going to be translated from the original manuscripts.

        Keep on playing your games. Seriously. I won't be here. But an infraction for "using the wrong version" is over the top.

        Want to know what I do for a living? I am a Search Engine Optimization expert. I can get websites to the top of Google, even with millions of competing sites. Landover Baptist only has a little over 100,000 competing sites. It should be really simple to get a site like this to Google's number one position for the keywords Landover Baptist.

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        • JennyD
          Honorary True Christian™
          Sweet Placid Sister
          Forum Member
          • Dec 2007
          • 9567

          #34
          Re: Angela's Introduction

          Originally posted by Angela View Post
          Don't forget John 15:15
          I no longer call you servants, because a servant does not know his master's business. Instead, I have called you friends, for everything that I learned from my Father I have made known to you.
          Tell me, Angela . . . whom was Jesus addressing when He said this?

          The masses?

          No. The Apostles. The 12 men He chose to travel the world with Him. He was telling them that they were special; unlike the rest of the world, they were His friends, not His servants and He not their Master.

          See what happens when you take verses out of context, Angela? You only get part of the picture. You then interpret it to mean whatever you like.

          Originally posted by Angela View Post
          And I don't think you should be calling other Christians "false". I am a Christian because I believe that Jesus, through the sacrifice of his blood on the cross, is the one and only way to salvation:
          So, Angela, if Jesus is the only way to Salvation, you agree with us that those who pray to Mary, or Vishnu, or the Wiccan Lard and Lady, are all condemned to eternal Hellfire, correct?

          A while back, I asked you about the doctrine "Rick" puts forth, and you never answered my questions. Are you so busy arguing that you can't respond to serious questions?
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          • ChristianInNC
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Mar 2009
            • 247

            #35
            Re: Angela's Introduction

            Originally posted by Angela View Post
            The "one true Bible"? You've got to be kidding me. Any version that is in English at all is going to be translated from the original manuscripts.

            Keep on playing your games. Seriously. I won't be here. But an infraction for "using the wrong version" is over the top.

            Want to know what I do for a living? I am a Search Engine Optimization expert. I can get websites to the top of Google, even with millions of competing sites. Landover Baptist only has a little over 100,000 competing sites. It should be really simple to get a site like this to Google's number one position for the keywords Landover Baptist.
            You'd be wise to rethink threatening God's People.

            His punishment doesn't come with parole!!!
            Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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            • JennyD
              Honorary True Christian™
              Sweet Placid Sister
              Forum Member
              • Dec 2007
              • 9567

              #36
              Re: Angela's Introduction

              Originally posted by Angela View Post
              The "one true Bible"? You've got to be kidding me. Any version that is in English at all is going to be translated from the original manuscripts.

              Keep on playing your games. Seriously. I won't be here. But an infraction for "using the wrong version" is over the top.

              Want to know what I do for a living? I am a Search Engine Optimization expert. I can get websites to the top of Google, even with millions of competing sites. Landover Baptist only has a little over 100,000 competing sites. It should be really simple to get a site like this to Google's number one position for the keywords Landover Baptist.
              Angela,

              We only use the King James Bible.

              Here's a wonderful explanation of why. And it's not even on our website, so you don't have to accuse Jack Chick of being unduly influenced by Pastor Ezekiel.
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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #37
                Re: Angela's Introduction

                Originally posted by Angela View Post
                Want to know what I do for a living? I am a Search Engine Optimization expert. I can get websites to the top of Google, even with millions of competing sites. Landover Baptist only has a little over 100,000 competing sites. It should be really simple to get a site like this to Google's number one position for the keywords Landover Baptist.
                How very loving and Christ-like of you! Threatening to do us harm because we have pointed out the vacuousness of your beliefs must make you feel important. I guess we can see your true colors now.

                You should know that there is pending legal action involving that hate site. If you'd like to get involved with that, our team of vicious joo lawyers will be more than happy to oblige.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • joe707
                  Forum Member
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 67

                  #38
                  Re: Angela's Introduction

                  Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                  Is loving God the same thing as "having a personal relationship" with God?
                  I think that’s a very good question. I understand your deep reservations about the cult of the personality. The personal relationship, the personal love with a small ‘l’ that doesn’t come close to the power of what you are reading in scripture. But loving with all thy heart and soul and mind can not be an edict; it can not be a commandment. Jesus knows this. He is answering the Pharisee in the language to which he has become accustomed in receiving orders. He is a Pharisee and a lawyer; he wants to hear which law to follow. Jesus tells him, meeting the lawyer at his level of understanding.

                  But loving is not an order like ‘neither shalt thou steal’. There is a reason why this is the first and great commandment. It is worth thinking about. You can not obey it. Jesus knows this; he knows his audience.

                  Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                  That's the only relationship I've seen described in my years of reading the Bible. If you see others, such as this "brother on equal footing" nonsense so many New Age Christian-Lite types toss out, I'd be more than happy to stand corrected . . .
                  Well, I think the passage above is saying that. What do you make of Luke 6:27/28? But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you, Bless them that curse you, and pray for them which despitefully use you.

                  These are difficult things. There is a whole body of love and compassion that you see as a false body; inadequate, watered down. You prefer the burning fire of Jesus. Because of the personality, because you can see that the personal relationship becomes coddled and sentimental, like pampering babies. I agree that there is truth in this.

                  But they are not commandments as they appear elsewhere. That fact in itself may mean you discount them from literal readings of scripture. If, like the Pharisee, you look for commandments, you will find them. But these things are other relationships and other ways of being. Aren’t they?

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                  • JennyD
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Sweet Placid Sister
                    Forum Member
                    • Dec 2007
                    • 9567

                    #39
                    Re: Angela's Introduction

                    Originally posted by joe707 View Post
                    Well, I think the passage above is saying that. What do you make of Luke 6:27/28? But I say unto you which hear, Love your enemies, do good to them which hate you, Bless them that curse you, and pray for them which despitefully use you.

                    Can you answer my question, or not?

                    Define the "personal relationship" in which Jesus "speaks" to you, and show me where you find it in the Bible.
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                    • Nobar King
                      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                      Christ's Guardian
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2007
                      • 23748

                      #40
                      Re: Angela's Introduction

                      Originally posted by Angela View Post
                      It should be really simple to get a site like this to Google's number one position for the keywords Landover Baptist.
                      WOW! I googled Landover Baptist, and guess what the number one result is? LBC! Angela sure works fast! And she did this all for free? I love the internets.
                      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                      • Wide-Open
                        Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                        A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                        Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2007
                        • 18449

                        #41
                        Re: Angela's Introduction

                        Originally posted by Angela View Post

                        Want to know what I do for a living? I am a Search Engine Optimization expert. I can get websites to the top of Google, even with millions of competing sites. Landover Baptist only has a little over 100,000 competing sites. It should be really simple to get a site like this to Google's number one position for the keywords Landover Baptist.
                        Bwahaahaa! So you ARE a scammer. And a false Christian to boot.

                        Lady, you are so fake even your teeth should notice.
                        Psalm 81:10:
                        I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                        open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                        • JennyD
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Sweet Placid Sister
                          Forum Member
                          • Dec 2007
                          • 9567

                          #42
                          Re: Hey dudes!

                          Originally posted by Angela View Post
                          P.S. I see my "description" is 'Unsaved Trash Under Investigation'. I beg to differ. I've been a Christian since 1975; 34 years.
                          Congratulations, Angela! Your "description" has been updated!

                          It is now 'Unsaved Trash Filthy Scammer'.

                          I doubt you are a Christian at all, since you lied about your purpose in being here (adding links to your site, all of which have now been deleted). Typical Papist behavior.

                          Shall I ban you now, or shall I ban you later?
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                          • ChristianInNC
                            True Christian™
                            True Christian™
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 247

                            #43
                            Re: Hey dudes!

                            Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                            Congratulations, Angela! Your "description" has been updated!

                            It is now 'Unsaved Trash Filthy Scammer'.

                            I doubt you are a Christian at all, since you lied about your purpose in being here (adding links to your site, all of which have now been deleted). Typical Papist behavior.

                            Shall I ban you now, or shall I ban you later?
                            Angela is a papist?
                            Ban her NOW, Sister! Landover has more than enough papist baloney with Krusty!
                            Repent, the Kingdom of God is near & He only fires ONE warning shot! Consider LBC your warning!

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                            • joe707
                              Forum Member
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 67

                              #44
                              Re: Angela's Introduction

                              Originally posted by JennyD View Post
                              Can you answer my question, or not?

                              Define the "personal relationship" in which Jesus "speaks" to you, and show me where you find it in the Bible.
                              John 14:23. Jesus answered and said unto him, If a man love me, he will keep my words: and my Father will love him, and we will come unto him, and make our abode with him.

                              This is a relationship. Loving and being loved by the Son and the Father, and residing with them both sounds rather personal too. Can you love and be loved without that being personal? It seems it's more than that though; it surpasses the personal. A word that psychologists like to use is transpersonal – meaning beyond, or transcending the personality.

                              But either way, it’s clearly not the master/slave relationship that came before. It’s very different to following orders, and it clashes with the kind of relationship you mentioned that appears elsewhere. Don’t you think that’s a big problem? I do.

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                              • JennyD
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Sweet Placid Sister
                                Forum Member
                                • Dec 2007
                                • 9567

                                #45
                                Re: Angela's Introduction

                                It doesn't seem much different to me at all, Joe.

                                The servant may live in the Master's home.

                                John 15:

                                5 I am the vine, ye are the branches: He that abideth in me, and I in him, the same bringeth forth much fruit: for without me ye can do nothing.

                                6 If a man abide not in me, he is cast forth as a branch, and is withered; and men gather them, and cast them into the fire, and they are burned.

                                In other words, Jesus loves only those who do as He instructs. All others are cut off and cast into the fire.
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