[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

I hope for white man's balls. Someone with a 6" weewee. A man, that's who.

I hate pussy I was raised by klansmen, surrounded by men

we just accept and take it in the butt just about every day,

What do you want from me. I swallow.

I think I know what his agenda is now. It's right there in his own words. Poor angry sodomite!

[white man's messiah]

Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

Keep me stupid for your purposes america, I want to be part of the solution not the "problem", I don't want the mind police writing me tickets for thinking. The tv is my only voice, only a chosen few are actually allowed to speak for us, and we just accept it. Also, only a chosen few are allowed to be eccentric or make jokes, not me, I would be seen as a lunatic if caught enjoying life in any way. Adults are told "ok, don't be too excited about life, we don't want no trouble here." Alright, you're "alive", now SHUT UP! Speak for me, tv, but water it down for the others, ghod forbid they get their feelin's hurt and they kill theirselves over my selfishness to vent and be heard.

I HAVE NO FIRST AMMENDMENT, SO NO ONE ELSE HAS ONE.

Sure you have one, you're just not allowed to use it around other humans. Talk to you eletronic friends, talk to your tv, talk to your cellphone, just don't do it in real life where the crutches of devices hold no power to mask you in anyway. Only a coward would tremble behind a monitor instead of taking to the streets. These are the facts. So techonology is the work of satan? Sure, it sucks your life resource from your body, slowly killing you over a period of time. Books are a lonely man's vice. No one ever made a friend from readin' books.

Humans are social creatures, they must secretly socialize behind closed doors for their own safety.

[white man's messiah]

Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

If technology is the work of satan, then the devil doesn't even have freedom of speech (technology is not allowed to say the same things we aren't), he's treated just as shitty as we are.

[Nobar King]

Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

What did you do to yourself that caused you to be so crazy? Too much masturbation, I bet. Can you tell me anything about the Order of Melchizidec?

[white man's messiah]

Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

<What did you do to yourself that caused you to be so crazy? Too much masturbation, I bet. Can you tell me anything about the Order of Melchizidec?>

No, Chrisianmingles.com, kicked me off after saying "hell".

[Nobar King]

Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

I guess that's an inappropriate term for a Christian website.

[white man's messiah]

Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

And that's why I'm forever bitter at God. It's a crying shame when you are shunned by fellow believers over saying dirty words. Gosh, to think I'd actually thought I'd meet a girl there, I guess walking on eggshells for the masses isn't my forte. But it's kinda weird that they couldn't see past all the hells and the shits to see what I typed. I guess I should've came across as an emotionless robot. Nothing I typed should have any meaning at all. It was really weird because Israel was getting nuked at the time, and nobody there cared. The chatrooms there are SO lame, people talking baby talk to each other, and by "baby talk" I don't mean romantic talk, I mean "goo goo gah gah".

[Nobar King]

Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

I'm surprised that the ladies didn't like you. You're so charming.

[white man's messiah]

Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

Recently, I was kicked out of a high class suicide forum. Supposedly, what I typed in the chatrooms depressed the hell out of people. The moderator told me to "dumb it down", because two people came crying to him. I said "don't make me laugh" (I used this phrase when some guy said his favorite game of the past was "Pool of Radiance") once and he kicked me out because that's a derogitory and abusive statement.

I don't bow down or hand my freedom over to no pussy-assed moderator. Whoops! can't say "limp dicked tranny" can I?

[Max Bayes]

Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

You can say what you like, but you may want to consider how others may view your choice of words. For example, in Nobar's case, the words "Teacher", "Friendly" and "Loved by Jesus" come to mind. In yours, "Complete", "Utter" and "Mentalist Wanker" come to mind.

[Nobar King]

Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

Thank you for the kind words, Brother Gregg. It's not always easy to keep a level head these days, but I do my best.

[white man's messiah]

Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

Suppress that spiritual angst, carry those gigantic burdens that ravage your delicate mind. Me? can't do it anymore. I'd be a raving lunatic if I went on like that.

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

I guess walking on eggshells for the masses isn't my forte.

What is this obsession you have with eggs? You reference eggs almost as much as you include secret gay sex messages in you posts.

Are you by any chance related to Edith Massey?

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

I'd be a raving lunatic if I went on like that.

I have nothing to say about this.

[Louana]

Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

Jesus is the best friend a person can has. He doesn't want you to be friends with no faggots or catholics or witches or any damn sinners.