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  • Crazy Joe Wants Friends

    Now I'll tell you exactly what I make you obey. That thing in your
    skull is useless now. Cut out thy tongue because you will rebelle
    against me and others will kill you if you take my name in vein. Well,
    you're the one who had to have a messiah, don't blame me, I'm just
    God, that's all. Supress your thoughts, don't open your mouth, keep
    these secrets inside you or speak your mind at your own peril, god
    forbid somebody scold you in front of others for "thinking". Don't
    make fun of me indirectly cause I can't handle others' opinions so bow
    before me, and surrender all that you are. Now you are MINE.
    Nobodyelse owns you the way I do.
    Who are you?

    I've come to take these poor souls from you!

    Oh, I'd like to see you try little man (snicker). Now go away and be
    alone and all that stuff freethinkers do. Wait! NO! YOU CAN HAVE THEM!
    THEIR ALL YOUR'S TO DO WITH AS YOU PLEASE! AAAAUURDLKLGKGHGH!!!

    So, you guys are free now, you can go do what you want! He's gone!

    Naw! We'd rather hand over our freedoms to other people instead of
    being ourselves. Besides we don't wanna be alone on a Saturday night,
    right fellers?

    Tired of people violating you first ammendment rights? I am. I'm darn-
    tootin' sick of it. I use this medium to express myself, but find it
    difficult when I'm constantly being tossed out of rooms for nothing
    more than SPEAKING MY MIND. That's why I've started making pen pals to
    overcome all the rules and bullshit one must face through a
    "monitor".
    By the way, if even one word offends you, don't even bother contacting
    me. I refuse to walk on eggshells for the masses any longer. Your
    thoughts, your whole mind is welcome to join my mind in the best brain
    sex money can buy. Anything goes. No stone is to scary to look under.
    We're gonna have a blast.


    For those interested in a more REAL sort of communication, send me an
    email at [EMAIL DELETED]
    All letters are hand-written. Leave you inhibitions at the door, I
    refuse to walk on eggshells for the masses as I must in real life.
    Anything goes, etc.
    These letters aren't "forced"; I must have an surge of hate to write,
    so don't expect immediate replies. Points of view constantly evolve,
    etc.

    Examples of what to expect, except hand-written; I hate computers.

    They (terrrorists) think they have a hold on me. Think they can stop
    me from laughing in their face, sure, I don’t wanna die, but I will
    have the last chuckle. That’s not realistic. How can I be in such
    denial. piffle terrorism. Kill em all. Nobody controls me except myself
    and millions of others marketing for my brain.
    Civilization keeps the outbreaks of war down which is good ffor the
    econmoy..
    There were more "neurotic" beings back the day.
    Dinosaurs didn’t like to FEEL "alive", they’d rather be dead.
    Religions keep people obeying out of fear.

    Yesterday, I meditated in the only way I know how...walking through
    th’ woods. I’ve been having several spiritual awakenings lately, due
    to the tobacco withdrawal. I’ve come to several conclusions about GOD
    and the government and the "codex". It suddenly dawned on me yesterday
    that "NO ONE HAS A CLUE WHAT’S GOING ON!!!!" No contact from GOD or
    ALIENS or OTHER LIFE. This is a lonely world for living humans. I
    believe the dinosaurs were extremely neurotic creatures. They hated to
    feel "alive" as we do. How did humans make it so far? We’re crazy
    critters. Leaders led us, so we could follow. Is it possible only a
    higher power could nurture us through the ages?

    Spiritual Insanity/ Yellow Religious Experiences Discover for yourself
    what many have called a once in a lifetime spiritual breakdown.
    Believe what you can't see. Be threatened by fellow believers. Drive
    your kids out of their minds. [EMAIL DELETED] Put your angsting
    mind on paper
    Last edited by Pastor Ezekiel; 03-23-2009, 04:57 AM. Reason: We do not allow sinners to post email addresses on God's favorite forum

  • #2
    Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

    Joey, would you like to hear about my best friend Jesus?
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • #3
      Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

      The world must walk on eggshells for the inhibitions of mankind, enter the psychologists and dope me up so I'll shut up so I won't hurt no one's feelings and make them sad anymore. That guy killed hisself cause you spoke yer mind, therefore you have a personality disorder so you must take drugs for the sake of ME. I can sleep better now, knowing you'll never utter words that strike fear into the very innards of mankind. Freedom of speech is dead everywhere. People are skiddish wayward silent little bitches of those they bow down to (other silent scared little panzies). Keep me silent for your mental health. How selfish. You must act stupid constantly and express no emotional language it upsets "mankind". I play dumb for Wal-mart, I act as if I have no fucking clue about anything, just to ease their throbbing minds.

      So where, you ask, is the white man's messiah? Who will die for OUR sins? Was is Abe Lincoln? Well, Abe did die for our sins, but did it work? Everyone should be able to say nigger and towelhead openly without people crying, we should be about to make fun of Mohammed without people dying. We're wasting our lives in fear. So which cracker wants to die for me first? I'm sick sick sick sick of this.

      Guess I just have to be a faggot to get ANY of these wonderful priviledges of minorities.

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      • #4
        Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

        I am dreaming about Kumquats.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • #5
          Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

          Originally posted by white man's messiah View Post
          Guess I just have to be a faggot to get ANY of these wonderful priviledges of minorities.
          I heard you were in prison. Is it true what they say, the things they do to your backside there?

          If so, I guess you should have all the privileges you want, right?
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          • #6
            Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

            I think this one might be trying to tell us something "between the lines". He's speaking in code. Let me take a crack at "deciperin'" his Holy Message
            Originally posted by white man's messiah View Post

            Now I'll obey that thing is your tongue


            Well, you're the messiah, blame me

            open your mouth, keep these inside you
            make fun of me
            me surrender all


            Oh, I'd like to try man

            AAAAUURDLKLGKGHGH!!!


            you guys are free now, you can do what you want!

            We'd rather hand other people ourselves on a Saturday night,
            right fellers?

            people violating you? I am.

            I express myself, I'm constantly tossed

            I've pals to come on face


            I walk on eggshells for the masses.

            You come

            join my sex

            Anything goes.
            We're gonna have a blast.




            Leave you inhibitions at the door,

            I walk on eggshells

            Anything goes,
            I surge constantly, etc.


            terrrorists they have a hold on me.
            can stop me their face, sure, I wanna die,


            Yesterday, I come on me.


            ONE HAS contact from ALIENS

            I were extremely neurotic


            mankind, enter me so I'll shut up

            I hurt sad must take drugs.


            I bow down to panzies. Keep me silent. I play dumb
            I have no clue about anything, just ease their throbbing

            Guess I just have to be a faggot.
            Hmm. I guess it's clearer than I first suspected.
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            • #7
              Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

              I don't think it's safe for you to be putting so much time into those posts. There might be something nefarious hidden there.
              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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              • #8
                Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

                Originally posted by white man's messiah View Post
                Guess I just have to be a faggot
                Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                There might be something nefarious hidden there.
                I think it's hiding in his closet, not the post.
                Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...

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                • #9
                  Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

                  M't:17:15: Lord, have mercy on my son: for he is lunatick, and sore vexed: for ofttimes he falleth into the fire, and oft into the water.
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                  • #10
                    Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

                    We can always arrange for the men in white coats to come and pay you a visit if you really want, WMM. Maybe they can teach you a thing or two about coherency.
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                    THE BUS TO DAMNATION!
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                    • #11
                      Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

                      There must be some organization for the mentally-oppressed white folk and I'm not talking hate-groups such as the KKK for the culturally, non-exsistent american. My mission is not to terrorize any race's minds, I fucking hate terrorism with a passion, especially those seeking to destroy america for some reason. Those who kill others for the sake of a politicial statements can burn in hell and I hope a hell exists just so they can go there.

                      SSSOOOOOOO... a place where white people can go and just be theirselves without somebody lashing out when a child mutters "nigger"? That would be nice. But we'd have to ritually sacrifice our leader so he can die for our sins. The white man's messiah...hmmm. But who possesses messianic whiteness? Who would be willing to die for the sake of "freedom of speech patterns"? Someone with some balls. Someone with a 6" weewee. A man, that's who.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

                        Go to a public place ( I hate no one for the color of their skin btw <= seems kinda a pussy thing to say, but I wasn't raised by klansmen), if you're surrounded by men yell out nigger as loud as you can, see who will defend your first ammendment. If you're white, you're not supposed to speak your mind, cause you've never be persecuted in anyway, so-shut-up kinda mentality we just accept and take it in the butt just about every second of the day, listen we'll kill someone to die for our sins already! Actually, pick who you want to die, we'll kill people for our sins everyday just to forget the bullshit of the past. What do you want from me? I already suppress the "truth" lobe of my brain just to keep happiness in the minds of idiots. This is too nasty of a pill to swallow everyfuckingday of my life.

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                        • #13
                          Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

                          If you're a white woman, you're ssssssooooooooooo lucky to be able speak your mind.

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                          • #14
                            Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

                            So logically, a white woman will obviously be his messiah, it's our only chance to put the past behind us once and for all.Speak for our rights and die.

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                            • #15
                              Re: Crazy Joe Wants Friends

                              Originally posted by white man's messiah View Post
                              So logically, a white woman will obviously be his messiah, it's our only chance to put the past behind us once and for all.Speak for our rights and die.
                              Um, Joey? Jesus is white.
                              Who Will Jesus Damn?

                              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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