[Eugene Hackwith]

Re: How you doin'?

What an uplifting story, Mr. Bocchino! I liked the part of the story where you found Christ and quit whoring around the most. The rest of the story was pretty sordid for my taste.

I bet if you pray real hard, God will cure you of your HIV, too.

[Rick 'Magma' Bocchino]

Re: How you doin'?

It's so horrible . . . the images won't go away . . . why would God let me read that? Why Lord? Why!?! I'll never be clean again . . . what is a Belarusian hermaphrodite anyway? Midgets, the awful midgets!

You think that's bad just wait until you hear this: there are some porn directors, whose names I will not say here, who would film 50 guys all having sex with one woman, completely unprotected, with internal ejaculations. Then 3 months later he would video tape the subsequent abortions. With that being said I thank you for accepting me to your Christian messageboard.

[Max Bayes]

Re: How you doin'?

I think it's glorious that through all the 'love' you have had, Magma, that only the love of the Lord remains. Welcome!

[Capt. Aaron Portway]

Re: How you doin'?

You think that's bad just wait until you hear this: there are some porn directors, whose names I will not say here, who would film 50 guys all having sex with one woman, completely unprotected, with internal ejaculations. Then 3 months later he would video tape the subsequent abortions.

[Shinigami]

Re: How you doin'?

My son, now that you have returned to the Lord, have you received the Sacrament of Reconciliation? If not, I can make arrangements to hear your confession personally. To ensure that you are truly repentant of all of your sins, you will have to tell me, in unflinching honesty and in full detail, about all of your misdeeds, going all of the way back.

Um...do you have a biblical basis for ANY of this? I am going to make a early guess and say no since:k
1. Only Jesus ever forgave sin and that was because of his death with all the sins of humanity going back to Adam on him.
2. Nowhere in the Bible is it ever stated that the Apostles ever had authority to forgive sin or absolve any person into a state of grace.
3. The Catholic "state of grace" is bizzarely akin to Old Testament "ritual cleanliness" and is in effect without validity for a Christian. It is a concept used to enforce more Catholic dogma.

Sorry OP, I had to condemn a Catholic for spreading his [strikethrough]propaganda[/strikethrough] propaganda on this great website. We here only need Jesus to be saved and no priests or any such thing. Hope you stay longer than our more recent folk. Enjoy your time here and learn somthing for your sake. I get your liver and any holdings you might have left off your will should you be killed at any time.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: How you doin'?

You think that's bad just wait until you hear this: there are some porn directors, whose names I will not say here, who would film 50 guys all having sex with one woman, completely unprotected, with internal ejaculations. Then 3 months later he would video tape the subsequent abortions. With that being said I thank you for accepting me to your Christian messageboard.

Obviously, it'd be wrong to say who those people are. But still, just between good Christian Brothers...is one of their names an anagram of El Gora?