[Miss April]

Re: Hello Everyone i'm april

i'm so very sorry I mean The only true word of God

[Miss April]

Re: Hello Everyone i'm april

Your Welcame Everyone for the friend requests Thank you so much BibleThumpinBlonde I whould love that cause i'm single and looking for a good true Christian Husband

[LITTLEONION]

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You can't get away from me that easy young April.

I paid you pittance to scrub my floors, and you absconded before I could see Christ's likeness in all the tiles. You broke a contract with Jesus.

Rest assured, I have filed a Statement of Liquidated Claim and you will be back to fulfill your duty.

See you soon.......And with my Polaroid collection!

Hey...is that dude pregnant or what?...

[John Bois Ward]

Re: Hello Everyone i'm april

Thank you for your friend request, but before I accept I must know that you are a True Christian™ and not some sort of liberal, Sunday morning hangover Christian.

Can you provide further details concerning your conversion experience with your friend, Rachel?
What is your opinion on 1 Corintians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God?
Did you participate in any teabagging events last week?

1 Corinthians 5:13 But them that are without God judgeth. Therefore put away from among yourselves that wicked person.

[WickedWitch]

Re: Hello Everyone i'm april

Well praise Jesus young lady! It's always wonderful to see a fresh young face mingling with Christ's people. And such a beautiful face it is...

You have a really hard time remembering you're engaged, don't you? I think you'd better tie the knot already before you forget your fiancee's name, too!

Oh yeah! Hello, April. (Knew I'd forgotten something!)

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hello Everyone i'm april

Welcome, welcome to our Godly Forum™ young lady. You will find we are all suffused with the Spirit of God® here, I would however keep an eye on GTH, he can be tempted by sin.

[Get Thee Hence!]

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Brother....You confuse past, with present tense.

I would like to see what Miss May, and Miss June have to offer this Godly forum, and hope that they follow Miss April here. I expect that God too wishes to see them in all their Glory.

As long as Huey, Louie, and Dewey, and their scrag of a mother Della aren't tagging along.

[IAmTheSonOfGod]

Re: Hello Everyone i'm april

Hi Miss April,

You would get nailed more than Christ.

[St3veo]

Re: Hello Everyone i'm april

Id boaby slap her.

[Vavoline Johnson]

Re: Hello Everyone i'm april

Id boaby slap her.

You is a sick, prevert old man!

[GudJohnSenXI]

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a would ride you rotten

[Ebenezer Wright]

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a would ride you rotten

Are you currently doing dope sinner?

[Get Thee Hence!]

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Hi Miss April,

You would get nailed more than Christ.

She'll get more than what she deserves when the Austrian Sheriff gets off his kyster and brings her home to face the music (after she has completed her chores).

[St3veo]

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You is a sick, prevert old man!

Excuse me? Please elaborate.

[lord warrior]

Re: Hello Everyone i'm april

Could someone remove the perverts here who confuse God's forum for there perverted porn forums. Go back to TNR jerk offs, your comments and bodily fluids, from all your sinful masturbating, are just NEVER appropriate here.