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  • Ovomaltine(R)
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    • Jun 2009
    • 9

    #16
    Re: Another newbie down there...

    Well, if Andrew is available, I'll have it, if you wish me to use the name of my baptism. There's no problem with that ; just say it...

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    • Capt. Aaron Portway
      One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
      Salvation from Above
      God's Favorite Pilot™
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2008
      • 6309

      #17
      Re: Another newbie down there...

      Originally posted by Ovomaltine® View Post
      I'm Irish-American, that's a fact ; it's neither something to be proud of or to be ashamed of. My mother's from Belfast, nothing's going to change that. She moved to the States in the 70's because she was bored with the way people behaved there, and I'm glad I grew up in New Jersey instead of a war-field.
      Irish people drink, are you denying this? They also have terrible teeth and seem unaware of the existence of deodorant. If you're not a smelly, gap-toothed Mick, I apologize.

      Originally posted by Ovomaltine® View Post
      As for my opinion on science and evolution, I suppose that if the Lord gave us a mind able to think, it was probably because He wished us to use it — and not using it at all might be a worse sin than figuring scientifical facts the wrong way. That's my humble opinion ; I totally understand that you may think otherwise.
      Way to avoid the question! Are an EVILutionist or aren't you? A simple yes or no will do.

      Originally posted by Ovomaltine® View Post
      About my gap year, now. I went to Ireland to see my family ; it had been years since we had last spent some time together, and I was eager to see them all again. Didn't go much to pubs, though ; I don't enjoy drinking too much anyway.
      Maybe living in God's own US of A has limited your inborn tendency to alcoholism. Congratulations!

      So, you didn't start one pub brawl? Really?

      Originally posted by Ovomaltine® View Post
      I went to France for two major reasons ; first, I wanted to visit Paris. I stayed a month there and enjoyed every day of it ; I think it's a very beautiful city. The second reason was to go to the Alps, even though the skiing season is nearly over. I've been in Grenoble for three weeks now ; it's quite warm, and the scenery's stunning.
      I'm sure the countryside is beautiful, God doesn't make junk. But the French are even worse than the Irish, in terms of deodorant use especially! And I'm not sure being a wine drinking alcoholic is any better or worse than a beer and whisky alcoholic, so in that contest, we'll call it a push.

      But French people are so RUDE! They act like they invented cleverness and class, but what did they ever do for the world except give the Nazis someone to conquer while America was figuring out whether to whip the Japs or the Germans first!

      France, you can have it! And I've never heard of a French person who was Saved. I bet Hell is lousy with those brie-eating, beret-wearing fruits!
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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #18
        Re: Another newbie down there...

        I am a bit surprised the the Irish are all lumped together as bad people. I knew a fine Irish Christan lad once. He made very good mashed potatoes and almost never drank on Sundays. He did not appear to be a Homer but then again, they can take on many deceptive forms, just like Lucifer. Just because nearly all Irish are foul mouthed smelly drunken ignorant hot headed bigots does not mean they all are. The girls on the Irish spring commercials appear to have nice teeth.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • StillStanding
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          • May 2009
          • 8

          #19
          Re: Another newbie down there...

          Hey Andrew, I cannot private message you so can you go to the forum and message me over there please? You're more than welcome to join that forum at least, people over there are a lot kinder than over here. And I'm not a he, lol, I'm a she.

          Thanks, and uh Mr. Irish basher my great grandfather is from Ireland so I would thank you to keep your mouth shut, if you have nothing nice to say about anyone or anything please kindly refrain from speaking at all.
          Last edited by Talitha; 06-03-2009, 01:47 PM. Reason: No external links please
          "The Chains Of Compromise Are Too Small To Be Felt, Until They Are Too Big To Be Broken"

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          • Nobar King
            Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
            Christ's Guardian
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2007
            • 23748

            #20
            Re: Another newbie down there...

            Originally posted by StillStanding View Post
            my great grandfather is from Ireland so I would thank you to keep your mouth shut, if you have nothing nice to say about anyone or anything please kindly refrain from speaking at all.
            No one is speaking here. This is all written. Who do you think you are, anyway, the gestapo? This is the U.S.A., where people have a right not to have others tell them what they can or can not say.
            May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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            • Pastor Ezekiel
              Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
               
              • Sep 2006
              • 78556

              #21
              Re: Another newbie down there...

              Originally posted by StillStanding View Post
              Hey Andrew, I cannot private message you so can you go to the forum and message me over there please? You're more than welcome to join that forum at least, people over there are a lot kinder than over here. And I'm not a he, lol, I'm a she.
              This is not a pickup site for queers, ok? Take it somewhere else.

              Originally posted by StillStanding View Post
              Thanks, and uh Mr. Irish basher my great grandfather is from Ireland so I would thank you to keep your mouth shut, if you have nothing nice to say about anyone or anything please kindly refrain from speaking at all.
              And we are not interested in hearing about your drunk mick grandpa. This is a Christian forum.
              Who Will Jesus Damn?

              Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

              Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

              Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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              • landfakeover
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                • Jun 2009
                • 1

                #22
                Re: Another newbie down there...

                Landover http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?...ldid=173411728 they are real.
                Last edited by Ezekiel Bathfire; 06-05-2009, 03:13 PM.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #23
                  Re: Another newbie down there...

                  If...... (forgive me for saying this) Landover was fake, Do you really think there would be so many members, so many threads were rational discussions are held by God fearing True Christan's? If Landover does not exist, you would not be here and therefore you would not exist. I can surmise much from that. For example, that you must be one of the devils henchmen or a evil ethnic Homer.

                  As a Christian, it is one of my sworn duties to help the non-believers such as yourself. Though I am merely flesh and blood, I try my best and do so with a clear conscience. For you to make such a blasphemous statement regarding the existence of Landover, I have to take that to mean you question Gods existence and His all mighty power. This may explain why he does not care for you or care that you like airport mens rooms and senators.
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Wide-Open
                    Director of European Evangelical Outreach
                    A Shining Example of Christ's Love
                    Quite possibly the only decent, heterosexual human being in the whole of Europe
                    True Christian™
                    • Nov 2007
                    • 18449

                    #24
                    Re: Another newbie down there...

                    Originally posted by landfakeover View Post
                    Landover is fake, this is a H O A X, do a google search on them they are not real.
                    That search give me 148,000 results. Sure, that means we MUST be fake.

                    However, doing the same search for landfakeover does not match any documents.

                    I think that puts you somewhat in an awkward position pal.
                    Psalm 81:10:
                    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
                    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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                    • StillStanding
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                      • May 2009
                      • 8

                      #25
                      Re: Another newbie down there...

                      Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                      This is not a pickup site for queers, ok? Take it somewhere else.



                      And we are not interested in hearing about your drunk mick grandpa. This is a Christian forum.

                      Well in saying that you and your Pastor have been formally invited by my boss to the forum, www.justgivemetruth.com to have a discussion.

                      The invitation is extended, we look forward to talking to you both
                      "The Chains Of Compromise Are Too Small To Be Felt, Until They Are Too Big To Be Broken"

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