Hello

[ilovemesomelindsay]

My names Mark, I am a strong religious man from South Carolina. I read the Bible 3 hours a day, and I have never missed church. Lindsay, is my girlfriend, no we have not had intercourse, we are waiting for marriage, or to see if shes the right one. I hope to learn much and befriend you all. Praise!

[Brother Lazarus]

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My names Mark, I am a strong religious man from South Carolina. I read the Bible 3 hours a day, and I have never missed church. Lindsay, is my girlfriend, no we have not had intercourse, we are waiting for marriage, or to see if shes the right one. I hope to learn much and befriend you all. Praise!

You love "some" Lindsay? Which Lindsay?

I too am in Columbia SC. Which church do you attend? I'm sure we have mutual acquaintances. Perhaps we can meet for beer prayer at some local tavern church. Are you in Richland County or in the city? What's your opinion of Mayor Bob? Are you for or against use of public funds to "beautify" N. Main St? Please tell me you don't read the "Free Times" the local satanic newspaper.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Tertius The Scribe]

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Hello! My greeting isn't worth as much as a True Christian's™, but please, I'm sure we would all like to know more about you, as, for the time-being, you have shown potential from your other three posts.

[ilovemesomelindsay]

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Lindsay Kennedy, yes I live in the City, Mayor Coble is a good one, I approved of his smoking bill, did you? I get my news from a online Christian Newspaper, sort of like this one. I'm changing churches, do you have one to recommend? The church I just left is in favor of Obama and has put some of his quotes on the Sign, displeases me,the five mosques throughout the city really annoy me though, spreading their Islam crap. N.Main St is fine as it is, how much are they going to spend? Hopefully not much seeing as there are other things they could be using it for. Beer is somewhat good, I drink beer on some occasions, not too much, don't want to become a homeless sob.

[Brother Lazarus]

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Lindsay Kennedy, yes I live in the City, Mayor Coble is a good one, I approved of his smoking bill, did you? I get my news from a online Christian Newspaper, sort of like this one. I'm changing churches, do you have one to recommend? The church I just left is in favor of Obama and has put some of his quotes on the Sign, displeases me,the five mosques throughout the city really annoy me though, spreading their Islam crap. N.Main St is fine as it is, how much are they going to spend? Hopefully not much seeing as there are other things they could be using it for. Beer is somewhat good, I drink beer on some occasions, not too much, don't want to become a homeless sob.

If you're looking for a church I recommend the First Baptist Church where the Articles of Secession were signed. Thank GOD those marauding Yankees missed it when they burned the city.

I disapprove of Mayor Boob Bob. Why did he hire that Negro Charles Austin who lost all that money? If you enjoy beer I advise the Flying Saucer on Park Street just a block south off of Gervais Street. The name is satanic but they have a very Godly selection of fine brews from all sorts of Christian locales.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[ilovemesomelindsay]

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I will hopefully sign up tomorrow or later, as right now I have been trying to enlighten the fags and Islam followers. Hopefully the Mayor will come to his senses and ban that negro from office, the last one was better, I shall check out the Flying Saucer, I have seen many bars in Colombia, its sort of a party town, I have been keeping me and Lindsay away from that, thanks for the advice brother.

[Brother Lazarus]

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I will hopefully sign up tomorrow or later, as right now I have been trying to enlighten the fags and Islam followers. Hopefully the Mayor will come to his senses and ban that negro from office, the last one was better, I shall check out the Flying Saucer, I have seen many bars in Colombia, its sort of a party town, I have been keeping me and Lindsay away from that, thanks for the advice brother.

Is there some reason you are unable to correctly spell the name of our fair city? Why are you unaware that the Negro Charles Austin has already been dismissed from his position? I smell a Yankee poser.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[ilovemesomelindsay]

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State Politics are not really my thing.
I am getting mixed up, you see I have been writing a report on the Columbine Shooting and you see, I get mixed up with the two, the farthest North I have been is New Yankee City, with all of that negro crime they have. I am praying too God to forgive me for this misspelling, I should not misspell one of Gods most loved American Cities, (besides Landover of course).

[Brother Lazarus]

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State Politics are not really my thing.
I am getting mixed up, you see I have been writing a report on the Columbine Shooting and you see, I get mixed up with the two, the farthest North I have been is New Yankee City, with all of that negro crime they have. I am praying too God to forgive me for this misspelling, I should not misspell one of Gods most loved American Cities, (besides Landover of course).

I was discussing city politics. I think you need to prove to me you are in Columbia SC. Not something you can get from google, but something everyone here knows. I still smell a Yankee carpetbagger!

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[Tertius The Scribe]

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Is there some reason you are unable to correctly spell the name of our fair city? Why are you unaware that the Negro Charles Austin has already been dismissed from his position? I smell a Yankee poser.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

Oh, no! My kindness gone to waste again! I am ashamed.

I should learn more from True Christians™ like yourself.

What course of penitence should I take, and who could I talk to about being mentored?

[ilovemesomelindsay]

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Where was President Woodrow Wilson from?

[Brother Lazarus]

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Where was President Woodrow Wilson from?

Woodrow was from Staunton Va. Care to elaborate? I still smell a Yankee.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[ilovemesomelindsay]

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Oh that's not what I meant, forgive me brother, I meant where has he lived, I recall some trivia that he spent some years in Columbia, anyway, what two military bases are in Columbia? Please be swift brother, as the more time you spend not answering the question the more I feel you are useing that whickypedia.

[Brother Lazarus]

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Oh that's not what I meant, forgive me brother, I meant where has he lived, I recall some trivia that he spent some years in Columbia, anyway, what two military bases are in Columbia? Please be swift brother, as the more time you spend not answering the question the more I feel you are useing that whickypedia.

Fort Jackson and the Air National Guard base in Lower Richland. I'm not playing games here. I smell a rat. I'm going to say one word. Bathtub. Go figure.

Yours in Christ
Brother Lazarus

[ilovemesomelindsay]

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Well that's correct, Lindsay has a brother, Micheal, and he trained at Fort Jackson, lets not argue over something like residence, you sound like a tough man to argue with, a debater of sorts, lets just same I'm not a pure blooded resident. I was born a little more east, and have lived in several locations over S.C. Anyways, what is your favorite passage from the Bible?